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[hereticorp]

So I was sitting at my desk, and I had just opened up a box of 1/4" slingshot balls, and I was comparing them to the standard BBs I had sitting next to them.

I set one of the 1/4" balls on top of a cut piece of FBR and just as my wife said "Wow, I have a dirty mind" when discussing someone having lots of WIPs (whips), I murmur "My god, it's gigantic" and she just busts out laughing.

I didn't quite realize I said that out loud.

Doh.

Pretty funny though.

[The Trouble]

We had a Nerf picnic in the park for my birthday this year. Needless to say a lot of kids came by pretty interested in what all these grown adults were doing with toys. Naturally, we all tried to keep our language clean. I kept nearly getting headshots on my wife (not on purpose) and one velcro one even got tangled in her hair. Finally I hit her on the lip, and she says:

"You shot it at my mouth! At least it's not in my hair!"

All the adults fall down laughing. All the kids stare even more perplexed. It's damn good to Nerf with your girl

[Aimless]

I once said "Now I fill this hole with my Goop." Needless to say, my brother misinterpreted that, and lulz was abound.

[Gears]

I have a part time job at a shop that works on/repairs police equipment, fire trucks, EMT vehicles...Yeah. Thats where 99% of my modding takes place due to the sheer amount of tools at my disposal.

It's funny to see how all the female workers think I'm nuts, and the male workers think it's awesome. Also, one of the guys can't get over how streamline darts look like small wangs, if that counts.

[Talio]

it's true that nerf wars are the breeding grounds for "That's what she said" jokes.

[Aimless]

I have a part time job at a shop that works on/repairs police equipment, fire trucks, EMT vehicles...Yeah. Thats where 99% of my modding takes place due to the sheer amount of tools at my disposal.

It's funny to see how all the female workers think I'm nuts, and the male workers think it's awesome. Also, one of the guys can't get over how streamline darts look like small wangs, if that counts.

Well as my cousin puts it: "War is men shooting penis-shaped things at each other, the only difference is size."

[AssassinNF]

Me and my friends say so much unbelievably random shit during a war that you'd think it was a party for Tourette's patients.

You never know if you'll hear four teenagers drunkenly singing the ultimate showdown, laughing maniacally, or quoting taunts from super smash brothers. It's fucking hilarious and absolutely awesome.

[One Man Clan]

Well as my cousin puts it: "War is men shooting penis-shaped things at each other, the only difference is size."

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

[Forsaken angel24]

"I'm coming for you Badgie!"
"Yeah Sluggy!"
"Lets Dance"
"Olay!" Usually when dodging a dart.
"Who wants some?"

(Under my breath)-----> "You wanna fuck with this? Okay, lets go."

Edited by Forsaken_angel24, 27 August 2008 - 10:11 PM.

[Dr Rockzo]

"Sorry mom"









"Sorry mom"

[Thomas]

Me and my friends say so much unbelievably random shit during a war that you'd think it was a party for Tourette's patients.

You never know if you'll hear four teenagers drunkenly singing the ultimate showdown, laughing maniacally, or quoting taunts from super smash brothers. It's fucking hilarious and absolutely awesome.

Not everyone that has Tourettes blurts things out. I have Tourettes and my phonic tic is a minuscule grunt. I forgive your ignorance.

Anyway, once while making stefans my friend told me that if I were to lick the dome it would harden faster. He was referring to the hot-glue tips of the stefans. lol.

[keef]

FA, don't forget to mention, "Your my target, your done now, kid."

For me, its anything from:

"Balls"
"OMG OUR FLANK"
"lol"
"get some"
or
"HIT!"

[Aimless]

There's always battlecries, but I don't have many or use them often.

The few I have.
"Salty chocolate balls!" as I unload a Buzzsaw into my opponent.
"Rambo time!" as I unload a Magstrike into my opponent.
"Freedooooooommm!!!!" as I rush recklessly toward opponents.

[imaseoulman]

Short of giving orders to my teammates, pretty much all I say is, "You're hit." or "Gotcha." and of course, "Woooo!" when I return to my base with the other team's flag.

Or if I'm sick of my team being stupid and not shooting people (why, when charged by equal numbers with equal weapons, would you ever retreat in a NERF war? just aim and fire at the idiots charging you, they're in the open) you'll hear me frequently shout, "Shoot him/them!"

Yeah, so I'm competitive, deal with it. I win.

[BustaNinja]

Carbon yelling out "Chocolate CUPCAKES!" while charging the blind spot on the tower during a tower round. He was already out, but it was funny none the less.

With us MN Nerfers, its not about what we say, but what we do.

Ryan taking his shirt off and rolling around on the ground with a lightsaber, Hilt taking Elf hostage and then me jumping over tables with a Spiderman gun, Ryan falling over a pine tree then getting shot point blank with an ultimator (by me)

We (Imma quote Carbon here) Do it best in the MidWest.

[VACC]

"Don't stick it in 'till she's ovulating!"

Comes up more often than you'd imagine.

VACC

[imaseoulman]

"Don't stick it in 'till she's ovulating!"

Comes up more often than you'd imagine.

VACC

If that really does come up... care to elaborate? Either way thanks for bringing a smile of bewilderment first thing in the morning.

[baghead]

Here's a few common ones from the typical SoCal War:

"Move your asses laddies!" (done in a scottish Accent)

"Dude...Fucking shoot AT THEM!"

"you know what this round needs... SKIP RUSH!"

"How the hell did I just do that?!"

"Damnit...he caught me monologueing again..."

"Snicker-Snack Bitches"

"In America"

"Just run at them yelling!"

"um...where are they?..."

"has Anyone seen my balls!? No... the ones with the faces on them"

"damnit bags, stop shooting your balls at me!"

"Fuck *reacts to severe pain* ... Tony... did you just hit me in the head again!?"

and I'm saving the best for last...


" I GUESS!!!!!!!!!"

Edited by baghead, 28 August 2008 - 04:45 PM.

[Falcon]

" I GUESS!!!!!!!!!"

OH SHIT!!!!

*High Five*

Continuing...

"On three, everybody...

ZERG RUSH!!!"
DURKA DURKAAA!!!"
FOR NARNIA!!!"
FOR GONDOR!!!"
AAAAHHH MOTHERLAND!!!"

Of course, all of those are tags that are attached to the "On three, everybody..." rush kickoff.

Then, a clan member of mine occasionally decides to modify our capture the flag rules, so that when someone hangs the flag back at their base, they have to scream one of any variety of obscene phrases, his personal favorite of which is:

"MUDDY DICKS!"

If said obscenity is not used at the appropriate time and with a sufficient decibel level to be heard by the general populous of the surrounding county, the score does not, in fact, count.

Edited by Falcon, 28 August 2008 - 01:13 PM.

[Groove]

it's true that nerf wars are the breeding grounds for "That's what she said" jokes.

This and this alone. Yes.

Although I'm surprised nobody's said it yet, I do often yell, "PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!" if I need to get the fuck out of a potentially slippery situation. That's what she said. God dammit, not again.


-Groove

[analogkid]

I just usually scream at the top of my lungs while running at the opponent. Seriously, that scares the fuck out of everyone in our clan. I can remember a couple good quotes from Apoc though.

Shit, shit, shit!!!

Foreskin...um, Forsaken

Stop admiring the gun and shoot someone!

Me and biofreak2 have taken to yelling "Super Foodtown!!!" occasionally also.

Edited by analogkid, 28 August 2008 - 04:39 PM.

[laxtk88]

I usually monologue when nerfing. Its pretty funny. I once said" And then I dove when while shooting Tony in the balls" while shooting Tony in the balls. I also say "JESUS FUCK!!" alot.

Edited by laxtk88, 28 August 2008 - 05:48 PM.

[AssassinNF]

Me and my friends say so much unbelievably random shit during a war that you'd think it was a party for Tourette's patients.

You never know if you'll hear four teenagers drunkenly singing the ultimate showdown, laughing maniacally, or quoting taunts from super smash brothers. It's fucking hilarious and absolutely awesome.

Not everyone that has Tourettes blurts things out. I have Tourettes and my phonic tic is a minuscule grunt. I forgive your ignorance.

Actually, I knew that (honestly, who would know how to spell it without knowing at least a little about it? ). It's only a very small fraction of people with Tourettes that blurt things out. I just knew that the misconception was common enough that using that example would get my point across. I'm sorry if I offended anyone...

[TED]

FA, don't forget to mention, "Your my target, your done now, kid."

For me, its anything from:

"Balls"
"OMG OUR FLANK"
"lol"
"get some"
or
"HIT!"

I don't remember you saying anything at any war I've seen you at .

Oh here's video evidence of what I say at wars:

[Mehku]

Well, my friends and I (if there is no little kids around) say the F-bomb a lot it we get shot. XD

We also say "Hit!", "Cover my ***!", "Go around and flank them, I'll go this way" and crap like that.

Battle Cries: (Mostly random Youtube Poop inspired stuff)

"DINNER!"
" IMA FIREN MA LAYZAR!!"
" THIS IS SPARTA!!"

And you can probably think of more..XD
I know this sounds retarded on the board, but hey, it's hilarious in a war.


-Mehku