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[123caviler]

I am new here to the haven, and it would just interest me to see if there were any girls on this site that like to nerf. I don't want to know because I want a girlfriend, I just am interested. I also don't want to offend anyone (as seen below).

Edited by 123caviler, 28 July 2008 - 08:30 PM.

[badger]

Not a great first post for a new member. Did you ever think that if there were any female nerfers, they would rather keep their anonimity then be hounded by prepubescent boys? Why don't you post a mod or do something constructive instead of trying to find the female in the forum.

[123caviler]

I am sorry if I offended anyone. I didn't mean to.

Edited by 123caviler, 28 July 2008 - 08:26 PM.

[baghead]

[Philote]

I find it funny how the Prof. can't seem to remember his grandson's name either.

Edited by Philote, 28 July 2008 - 08:40 PM.

[Shadowblade]

You know, just to be funny, we could just all say we're girls...this is NerfHaven. Who cares what gender everyone is? Badger's right, do something that benefits the community. Have a homemade or mod? Post it so we can see and improve on it. If you have a question about nerf, I'm sure someone here will help you out. The search feature is your go-to-first solution.

I'm not an admin or anything, and I'm not trying to flame you. I'm just watching your back and making sure you don't get banned for a stupid thing like this. I hope you enjoy your stay at the Haven!

Edited by Shadowblade, 28 July 2008 - 09:05 PM.

[Groove]

Nerf is, and always has been, predominately a sausage fest. Next question?


-Groove

[nerfer9]

So if nerf is a sausage fest, wheres the hugely enormous fat guy?

[Nate2]

Don't worry, I'm working on it

[Alfonso]

Looking for a girlfriend...lol

[notthedinkus]

I am new here to the haven, and it would just interest me to see if there were any girls on this site that like to nerf. I don't want to know because I want a girlfriend, I just am interested. I also don't want to offend anyone (as seen below).

I'm almost certain that you're some 58 year old creeper living in his moms basement preying on little girls that like to run arround with toy guns

[bogboogalars]

Nah prolly in his mid-late 40's...

[notthedinkus]

What about the hermaphrodites and genderless among us? Your poll is not inclusive.

[Oni Kadaki]

My girlfriend nerfs, but you can't have her. Anyway, she's not registered on the forums.

I recall OMC mentioning dragging his girlfriend to a war, which may imply she nerfs, but unless you want one of his 9999 day specials, I wouldn't delve any further there.

Edit: Also, Nottedinkus is right, gender is a social term. your poll is missing Eunuchs.

Edited by Oni Kadaki, 29 July 2008 - 12:07 AM.

[VACC]

Wow, I came into this thread expecting to hand out some serious unpaid time off, but have been pleasantly surprised....until Oni told us his girlfriend "nerfs".

I know you Oni. I know you, and I fucking hate you.

VACC

[thaygor]

Nerf is, and always has been, predominately a sausage fest. Next question?


-Groove

siged

[Oni Kadaki]

Wow, I came into this thread expecting to hand out some serious unpaid time off, but have been pleasantly surprised....until Oni told us his girlfriend "nerfs".

I know you Oni. I know you, and I fucking hate you.

VACC

Is there a connotation to "my girlfriend nerfs" that I'm not getting? I meant that my girlfriend attends our wars and uses an AT3k.

And if the second part of your post is to be taken literally, I highly doubt it. All of the people I know play stock, I think i'd know if any acquaintances of mine, whether they like me or not, had any well modded guns.

[VACC]

My comments were an excercise in hyperbole designed to be funny, but I stand by the general sentiment. I've known several nerfers whose girlfriends "nerf" and have yet to find one that does not adversely effect the amount of fun everyone else is allowed to have. I have a simple rule for all girls that wish to partake in this absurd passtime. If you want to play with the boys, you have to play just like the boys.

Now, I am an ultra-competitive, belittling, violent bastard of a nerfer. That's why I'm so good. And if I have a girl on my field of battle I have no intention of allowing it to alter my behavior (unless I'm using her as a shield against her boyfriend). Would you be ok with me yelling at your girlfriend? Because you can be damn sure I'd be yelling at you. Would you be ok with me shooting your girlfriend from point blank with a crossbow when she runs from a barrel tap? Would you be ok with me isolating her from her team, surrounding her and taunting her as I did so? If the answer is no to any of these questions than you simply are a good boyfriend. It's perfectly understandable....and it's exactly why you shouldn't bring her to nerf with me.

Maybe your stock wars play out a lot differently. I can't say, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

Oh, and don't PM me if you're going to reply to me on the boards.

VACC

[KyleDarklighter]

Well my wife is mildly interested in trying it out. She also plays in the LARP I'm in. Just has to watch out for her bad knees. I wouldn't recomend yelling at her though. She's likely to give it right back 10 fold.

Garrett

[Oni Kadaki]

My comments were an excercise in hyperbole designed to be funny, but I stand by the general sentiment. I've known several nerfers whose girlfriends "nerf" and have yet to find one that does not adversely effect the amount of fun everyone else is allowed to have. I have a simple rule for all girls that wish to partake in this absurd passtime. If you want to play with the boys, you have to play just like the boys.

Now, I am an ultra-competitive, belittling, violent bastard of a nerfer. That's why I'm so good. And if I have a girl on my field of battle I have no intention of allowing it to alter my behavior (unless I'm using her as a shield against her boyfriend). Would you be ok with me yelling at your girlfriend? Because you can be damn sure I'd be yelling at you. Would you be ok with me shooting your girlfriend from point blank with a crossbow when she runs from a barrel tap? Would you be ok with me isolating her from her team, surrounding her and taunting her as I did so? If the answer is no to any of these questions than you simply are a good boyfriend. It's perfectly understandable....and it's exactly why you shouldn't bring her to nerf with me.

Maybe your stock wars play out a lot differently. I can't say, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

Oh, and don't PM me if you're going to reply to me on the boards.

VACC

Heh, I wouldn't subject myself to a face shot from a crossbow at any range, let alone subjecting my girlfriend to one. As you guessed, our wars are quite a bit more tame.

As for the PM, my apologies. After I posted I realized it would be better to discuss it via PM.

Now, onto the topic at hand, if you're looking for a girl who nerfs, your best bet is to find a girl and introduce her to the hobby. I'd imagine the amount of girls who already nerf is abysmal.

[King Of Butt Land]

Listen to the Mr. T.

[analogkid]

My god. I was only gone 24 hours and I missed this?

There are no girls on the internet.

[King Of Butt Land]

I wouldn't go so far as to say that...

[balisticjoe]

I find this highly offensive to us robots.

[One Man Clan]

You, sir, are neither a robot, nor funny.