127 replies to this topic

[merlinski]

Wait a second, since when was this thread about Canada?  Let's get back on topic, and discuss how great America is.  Carry on.

Dude America and Canada are like peanut butter and jelly, don't disrespect the BIG NORTH "C" bitch.

Only if you believe that jelly owes all of it's success to peanut butter

[cooldood31]

Yeah, if Canada's the peanut butter. Who invented and flew the first aircraft? CANADIANS. Who kicked major butt in WWII? CANADIANS. Who invented the CANADA arm? CANADIANS. Who came up with a lot of the technology for the first man to land on the moon? CANADIANS. Who sends thier troups to go help countries in need? CANADA. Who burned down your beloved whitehouse to strike back angainst an invasion of yanks? CANADIANS. Who made the first railroad across the continent? CANADIANS. Who beat detroit with less than half the amount of troups than were in the city? CANADIANS. What country did black slaves escape to for freedom? CANADA. What country owns all? CANADA! Who is a total dumbass? YOU, BITCH!!!!!

Edited by cooldood31, 18 December 2003 - 07:35 PM.

[Sylent Blade]

Oh... fuck. You stupid kid...

*Grabs popcorn, and plans to sit back and watch this political nerf war unfold.*

Edited by Sylent_Blade, 18 December 2003 - 08:44 PM.

[cooldood31]

Shut your hole SB!

[neonerfer]

Cooldude... everybody hates you. And Canada. Deal with it.
This thread is about Saddam Hussein, not this "Canada" you keep speaking of.

Oh, and Sylent Blade, don't get me wrong, I'm not defending you. We still hate you just as much.

Edited by neonerfer, 18 December 2003 - 09:03 PM.

[taita cakes]

ouch!!!
to whoever it was that said Bush is power hungry and killing off any one who may challenge him [not exectly in those words] .... i agree .... but you must seriously consider that people like Blair and our little Jonny are such kiss-ass's that the British-Australiasian-North American triangle is set in obsiqious gold....

The positioning of Britain and Australia/NZ, the supreme intelligence of Australian troops [j/k] and the supreme everything of America make them one unstoppable alliegence....

good on ya Jonny, our little vaccuum, the major suck....


Edit:

the supreme intelligence of Australian troops [j/k]

actually, that shouldnt be a joke, only Australia can go to war, and while [for example] in iraq, the American Death toll mounts, Australia's SAS and other squads remain untouched....

Please do not take offence to this, i am remorseful for those who have lost loved ones in war and in iraq and i acknowledge Australians comes under fire not nearly as often as Americans but you must consider this quote about Vietnam which i love repeating so often...

America went to Vietnam with 4000 helicopters and came back with 2000, Australia went there with 12 and came back with 13

[Ice Nine]

Who invented and flew the first aircraft? CANADIANS.

Are you quite sure of this? The Wright Brothers seem to have all the credit for that, and then there were a whole bunch more that AMERICANS clain to have flown. I have seen no record of a Canadian doing it first.

[Spectre2689]

(cooldood31 @ Dec 18 2003, 04:34 PM)
Who invented and flew the first aircraft? CANADIANS.

Are you quite sure of this? The Wright Brothers seem to have all the credit for that, and then there were a whole bunch more that AMERICANS clain to have flown. I have seen no record of a Canadian doing it first.

You're kidding me right? You never heard of that story where the guy taped two pieces of wood to his sled and flew off of a hill? Yeah, he died a few days later from a massive build-up of absolute retardedness, but he DID fly...for three seconds.

Edited by Spectre2689, 18 December 2003 - 11:39 PM.

[IronRhino]

"Yeah, if Canada's the preperation H. Who invented and flew the first aircraft? CANADIANS."

I've got to go with the Wrights on that one.

"Who kicked major butt in WWII? CANADIANS."

Yes, we all feared the Canadian war machine.

"Who invented the CANADA arm? CANADIANS."

It can't be too important if I have no idea what the hell it is.

"Who came up with a lot of the technology for the first man to land on the moon? CANADIANS."

If they came up with it, why didn't they send him to the moon?

"Who sends thier troups to go help countries in need? CANADA."

Yeah get in line after America, Britain, and Australia for title of helper extraordinaires.

"Who burned down your beloved whitehouse to strike back angainst an invasion of yanks? CANADIANS."

It wasn't white, it was gray. And oh yeah, that was the Brits. And yeah, we really invaded. Oh wait, were those our rightful forts to begin with?

"Who made the first railroad across the continent? CANADIANS."

I have no facts on this one, but chances are thats bullshit.

"Who beat detroit with less than half the amount of troups than were in the city? CANADIANS."

I have no idea what you're talking about there.

"What country did black slaves escape to for freedom? CANADA."

Alright, I admit. You got that one.

"What country owns all? CANADA!"

Yeah, that'd be America.

Who is a total dumbass? YOU, BITCH!!!!!

(Note: The quote and destroy system is patented by Evil.)

Edited by IronRhino, 18 December 2003 - 11:55 PM.

[waspy]

Cooldude... everybody hates you.  And Canada.  Deal with it. 
This thread is about Saddam Hussein, not this "Canada" you keep speaking of.

Oh, and Sylent Blade, don't get me wrong, I'm not defending you.  We still hate you just as much.

If everyone hates Canada,why is the America the one who's getting attacked by terrorists?

And Canadians did actually burn down the white house.

Edited by waspy, 19 December 2003 - 12:17 AM.

[neonerfer]

Cooldude... everybody hates you. And Canada. Deal with it.
This thread is about Saddam Hussein, not this "Canada" you keep speaking of.

Oh, and Sylent Blade, don't get me wrong, I'm not defending you. We still hate you just as much.

If everyone hates Canada,why is the America the one who's getting attacked by terrorists?

And Canadians did actually burn down the white house.

Because we're so damn facetious.

"Terrorism? Yeah, BRING IT ON!"
*terrorist threat*
"No, wait, I'm just kidding."

[Sylent Blade]

Cooldude... everybody hates you. And Canada. Deal with it.
This thread is about Saddam Hussein, not this "Canada" you keep speaking of.

Oh, and Sylent Blade, don't get me wrong, I'm not defending you. We still hate you just as much.

Thanks, that makes me feel so warm inside. I honestly don't care man, there are people here that like me, because they aren't as arrogant, or as stupid as you.

Now, cooldood31. I'm sorry to say, but agree with neonerfer... you are a dumbass. On a site full of American pride, what use is there defending Canada, our home country? Virtually none.

Now, I do believe that when this topic started, it was to bash Saddam Hussein, and I'm not seeing much of that after the 3rd page... seems to me like this is turning into "Holy Crap: Stefans Back!!!!".

Mike, you are an ass... just gotta say that. He flew for 3 and a 1/2 seconds, if you include the air time he got once he smashed his head into the ground.

Neonerfer, why the fuck would you even post like that? You did it fully out of wanting to provoke me... how stupid. If you honestly have to do that to feel good about yourself, wow.

Saddam Hussein is an ugly piece of llama shit. The American troops captured the bastard, good job. Canada's army sucks ass. Canada is a peacful country, not needing to intimidate anyone. The Canadian Air Force sucks royal dick. The RCAF did not. The allies won WWII, not a single country. This war is being won by the allies, again, not by any single country. Everyone is in it together, and everybody wins. Shove your pride back down your throats, and just keep things to yourself.
Go fucking jackoff or something to keep you busy.

Nobody should care about military, you should care about the fucking things in life that could be taken from you in a split second. Enjoy what you have, because the military you speak of seems to take everything away from the generally innocent. This is a friggen Nerf forum, lets keep it that way, and start bashing Saddam again, or give eachother history lessons... dissing other countries isn't a history lesson. Saying that we Canadians burnt down your white house isn't much of a good history lesson.

Goodbye, and I'm off to fucking school.... national skip day didn't fall through for me.

[Spectre2689]

Well I just have to say one thing before I stop...IronRhino...you are a retard. Except for the plane flying, slaves escaping and the Canada kicking ass, I have to say...you're completely fucked.

WW2 wasn't about a war machine for Canada. Canada was more behind the scenes. If it wasn't for us, D-day would've been royally fucked over. Who do you think created the diversions? Who do you think destroyed transport routes from Caen to Normandy? Who captured all of their objectives on D-day? WE DID! So don't give me that shit about us not doing anything in the war.

If you don't know what the Canadarm is, you probably got dropped on your head alot as a kid. The Canadarm is the main reason we can repair satellites and build the ISS.

We DID come up with a lot of the technology for man to land on the moon. Why didn't we? Because Americans had already started the space campaign. We weren't just going to jump in there and take it away, because we wanted to land on the moon.

When there's a war, (which has usually been started by Americans lately) Canada is one of the first ones there. We were third to get to Afghanistan. Why didn't we go to Iraq? Because it was stupid. Bush just went ahead into Iraq without ANY authorization from the UN. The only reason the British helped is because Blair is Bush's bitch.

And no, it wasn't the Brits who burned down your "grey" house. It was Canadians. We were under British rule at the time, but that doesn't mean that we were British. Actually, most of the people who were in the war were Natives in Canada. Wow, were you guys ever scared of them... And, no, they weren't your "rightful" forts to begin with.

About Detroit, I'm not quite sure when this was, might've been War of 1812, but yes, Canadians did take the city with about half the troops that were in Detroit.


And Cam...it was continuous flight. After he hit the pine tree, it didn't count anymore.


And yes, Saddam Hussein should be set on fire and thrown off of a large cliff. He should also have numerous pins through his ballsack.


[EDIT] Re: WW2...it was Calais, not Caen...my bad. Gimme some credit, I had just woken up.

Edited by Spectre2689, 19 December 2003 - 11:55 AM.

[Evil]

This thread was respectable for what? Three, maybe four pages? Good debate Merl. Always fun. I take it this is the end of this topic though.

[merlinski]

This thread was respectable for what? Three, maybe four pages? Good debate Merl. Always fun. I take it this is the end of this topic though.

Yeah, unless you want to tape the rest of it and sell it to fox as "When Nationalism Attacks!"

Edited by merlinski, 19 December 2003 - 01:57 PM.

[cooldood31]

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"Who made the first railroad across the continent? CANADIANS."

I have no facts on this one, but chances are thats bullshit.

Ever heard of the CP rail?

Thanks for the back up Spectre.

Merry Christmas to all Canadians. And to the Amereican morons out there, a crappy new year. Bye all, permanently

[Sylent Blade]

Thanks for the back up Spectre.

Merry Christmas to all Canadians. And to the Amereican morons out there, a crappy new year. Bye all, permanently

You were a lone wolf... a stupid, arrogant one. Why you think Mike was backing you up, is still a mystery to me. He was proving his own point, and did a damn good job of it.

Merry Christmas to you too buddy... you seem to be a disgrace to the passive, intelligent country of Canada.

Merry Christmas to everyone... whether you be American, Canadian, Asian, European, or anything else... you all deserve a very happy and joyful Christmas.

[neonerfer]

I was actually joking the entire time. Figured you would have caught on...

Oh, and we actually all like Canada alot. And everyone doesn't hate you, Sylent Blade, we just absolutely adore flaming you.

Edited by neonerfer, 19 December 2003 - 06:54 PM.

[Spectre2689]

Well then, now that the arguments have seemingly died down...I wish EVERYONE a Merry Axe-mas, and a...fuck...I can't think of any smartass comment to make for-- oh wait...Happy...Poo Year? Yeah, that was fucking lame. Leave me alone. Eat your turkey or chicken or whatever in peace.

[merlinski]

Merry Christmas to all Canadians. And to the Amereican morons out there, a crappy new year. Bye all, permanently

I tried not to get involved, but you're being a real dick. What's with being rude to Americans in general because you disagreed with one? That'd be like if I assumed all canadians were dicks cause you're acting like one.

[GunnedDown]

Yeah, if Canada's the peanut butter. Who invented and flew the first aircraft? CANADIANS. Who kicked major butt in WWII? CANADIANS. Who invented the CANADA arm? CANADIANS. Who came up with a lot of the technology for the first man to land on the moon? CANADIANS. Who sends thier troups to go help countries in need? CANADA. Who burned down your beloved whitehouse to strike back angainst an invasion of yanks? CANADIANS. Who made the first railroad across the continent? CANADIANS. Who beat detroit with less than half the amount of troups than were in the city? CANADIANS. What country did black slaves escape to for freedom? CANADA. What country owns all? CANADA! Who is a total dumbass? YOU, BITCH!!!!!

AND WHO HASN'T WON THE STANLEY CUP IN TEN YEARS? THAT'S RIGHT, CANADA.

[Sylent Blade]

AND WHO HASN'T WON THE STANLEY CUP IN TEN YEARS? THAT'S RIGHT, CANADA.

You know, that hurts... alot.

[waspy]

<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>LOOK I WILL NOT LET YOU MAKE FUN OF CANADA AND HOCKEY.NEW JERSEY PLAYS THE MOST BROING STYLE OF HOCKEY,THEY BORE THERE FUKING APPONENTS TO DEATH.WHO WON IN THE OLYMPICS????EH??EH? CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEW YORK CANT EVEN WIN THE CUP WITH THERE 80 MILLION FUKING DOLLAR PAYROLL.THE ONLY REASON YOU WIN THE CUP IS BECAUSE YOU BUY IT WITH YOUR 60 MILLION+ PAYROLLS.</span>


AND PLUS VANCOUVER IS GOING ALL THE WAY THIS YEAR BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited by waspy, 20 December 2003 - 01:16 AM.

[Jappo]

Well besides the fact that the NHL is so commercialized and the fact that the Stanley Cup was not supposed to be for Pro's, it was supposed to be for Amatuers. What the cup has become now is just, a.... a disgrace. We also won the Olympics Oh i'm sorry what was that?

[Nello]

Ok, i can no longer take this, don't mess with hockey.

NEW YORK CAN'T EVEN WIN THE STANLEY CUP WITH THEIR 80 MILLION DOLLAR PAYROLL

Heck, they can't even make the playoffs.
Ok, who has won the Stanley Cup the most times? MONTREAL HAS WON 23 TIMES! Thats probably 10 more times than second place team, who happens to be Toronto. We kicked your sorry asses in 2002 in Utah, on CANADIAN made ice. What nationality are the top 5 NHL players of all time? CANADIAN. Gretzky, Orr, Howe, Lemieux, and Rocket Richard. In fact, the top 10 are probably Canadian, but I can't find my top 100 book to confirm that. We also have teams like the Canucks, who in the 2002 playoffs, had a total payroll equal to that of Colorado's first line power play, that are in the top of their divisions, beating teams that have seemingly infinite resources. Canada has way better junior talent than the US, as shown in the junior world championships every year. I don't think I can recall the last time a US mens team beat a Canadian hockey team at any major tournament. Wait.... i think i've got it.... wait.... NO!!

Wait, who hasn't won the gold at the olympics in 10 years, and got their asses kicked 5-2 on their home turf last year? THE US!!!
(I just had to mention that one twice)

Edited by Nello, 20 December 2003 - 02:37 AM.