Noobs
#1
Posted 10 June 2008 - 06:04 PM
#2
Posted 10 June 2008 - 08:00 PM
<a href="http://www.albinobla.../flash/posting" target="_blank">Posting and You</a>
#3
Posted 10 June 2008 - 08:03 PM
It's just screaming to be rearloading...
I seen a movie about that once.
#4
Posted 10 June 2008 - 08:09 PM
Not to name any names or anything.
#5
Posted 10 June 2008 - 08:42 PM
AND: Trying to buy a NIB xbow each week.
Edited by mystefansdontflystraight, 10 June 2008 - 08:43 PM.
It's just screaming to be rearloading...
I seen a movie about that once.
#6
Posted 10 June 2008 - 09:25 PM
But there's another kind of noob, too- one who thinks he's not a noob, but goes out of his way to plagiarize the work of others, not giving them credit for it, and all along says he's "helping". Oh, and he makes frequent testicle references.
Not to name any names or anything.
Haha i thought you were talking about me for a second. But my favorite part was how to type noobish. Just bang your head on the keyboard.
#7
Posted 11 June 2008 - 11:47 AM
Haha i thought you were talking about me for a second. But my favorite part was how to type noobish. Just bang your head on the keyboard. :lol:
Your signature quote is absolutely horrible. Failure to change or remove it will provoke me.
#8
Posted 11 June 2008 - 02:03 PM
The fourth exciting Nerf War in Fort Wayne, IN.
#9
Posted 11 June 2008 - 04:34 PM
#10
Posted 11 June 2008 - 07:07 PM
Haha, remember StanDan the Sni.per? He said he was new here and "didn't have time" to search how to make a Longshot double clip...This is exactly what we need. This should be copied over and stickied. Thare are plenty of n00bs around here, who expect everyone to use the search function for them, and then take all the credit for the shitty mod they produce as a result. They should read this.
But if you ask me, if they are going to make a wretched mod, they SHOULD take credit for it. It'll show that they don't have a clue about what they're doing, and they'll (hopefully) learn to act better next time. If they aren't banned before then.
Edited by Salmon, 11 June 2008 - 07:09 PM.
We're located in I-Don't-Give-a-Damn County, in scenic Shut-the-Hell-Up-achussets.
Maybe you're familiar with our annual charity drive where we ask for shit, and no one gives any.
#11
Posted 13 June 2008 - 11:21 AM
Haha, remember StanDan the Sni.per? He said he was new here and "didn't have time" to search how to make a Longshot double clip...This is exactly what we need. This should be copied over and stickied. Thare are plenty of n00bs around here, who expect everyone to use the search function for them, and then take all the credit for the shitty mod they produce as a result. They should read this.
But if you ask me, if they are going to make a wretched mod, they SHOULD take credit for it. It'll show that they don't have a clue about what they're doing, and they'll (hopefully) learn to act better next time. If they aren't banned before then.
Yea, I remember him, I was the one who gave him explicit steps to using the search function, which he still proved unable to do. He then started insulting me in semi-noobish (he didn't use 1337, or lololol)
Picture perfect n00b. Man I don't have time what a lame excuse. He still had time to post all the crap he did, and that time could have been used to search.
Edited by mystefansdontflystraight, 13 June 2008 - 11:21 AM.
It's just screaming to be rearloading...
I seen a movie about that once.
#12
Posted 13 June 2008 - 04:48 PM
I don't want to sound arrogant, but it is an insult to the good, contributing members to have to deal with people who are about the same age as them, but don't have nearly the same maturity level. Despite the fact that NerfHaven gets a ton of new members, quite a few are assets to the community. It sucks sometimes that admins in most forums HAVE to be quite strict, lest some retard lash out and flame people in the face of polite and reasonable criticism and instruction.
A lot of people don't care if you call them a n00b, but I've found in my experience as a mod in another forum that it is best to write them off as annoying children as you wield the ban-hammer. Sending them on an extended posting vacation until they are 18 usually suffices.
#13
Posted 23 June 2008 - 02:48 PM
This is exactly what we need. This should be copied over and stickied. Thare are plenty of n00bs around here, who expect everyone to use the search function for them, and then take all the credit for the shitty mod they produce as a result. They should read this.
Err, it was satire. Not exactly as serious as your taking it.
But i did try hitting my head on the keyboard, it kept beeping.
PSN: ultra920 MGO:ultra920 shoot me an MGO invite if you play
#14
Posted 23 June 2008 - 08:29 PM
Actually, I saw this, read through the whole thing, and then bookmarked it. And then just about ten minutes ago I referenced it to someone. Hope they give me a textbook noob response.
#15
Posted 25 June 2008 - 03:25 PM
"gvfbtjv fc bmb chikcrfuhjikuhyj7tvrtfgyuhki bvdshnjkjlj bng"
#16
Posted 25 June 2008 - 03:48 PM
And... The purpose of that post was?...I can type in n00bese
"gvfbtjv fc bmb chikcrfuhjikuhyj7tvrtfgyuhki bvdshnjkjlj bng"
It's not like that. I put lube on it and its the same. Its just stuck. And when I cock it back it goes farther back then usual. Also I push as hard as I can and it wont go back in. I've tried the methods and they wont work. Also pics are up.
#17
Posted 25 June 2008 - 04:01 PM
And... The purpose of that post was?...I can type in n00bese
"gvfbtjv fc bmb chikcrfuhjikuhyj7tvrtfgyuhki bvdshnjkjlj bng"
To prove he is "n00bese" as he called it. Kinda ironic that he posted that on a thread about "Noobs".
...Made me laugh anyways....
#18
Posted 25 June 2008 - 04:42 PM
Yes, it's a very easy assumption to jump to, as it's probably around 80% true, but still, we all know what assuming does...
#20
Posted 05 July 2008 - 05:33 PM
TNL,
#21
Posted 17 July 2008 - 04:24 PM
Back in the day *cough* I'm old *cough* every September, new college students would arrive at campus and have e-mail and usenet access for the first time in their lives. They didn't know etiquette or how to use the available search facilities (archie, WAIS, gopher - yeah, I'm that old) and were generally a nuisance for a couple of months until they either learned or got sick of being told to learn and left.
When AOL started carrying newsgroups, and ever since people have been able to just get Internet access at home in droves, there have been too many new users unfamiliar with netiquette to actually school - and then they don't know to school anybody, and it all goes downhill from there. Endless September. The Internet is full of people without the sense to realize that they're boors.
There's your Internet history lesson for the day from a guy who was there.
#22
Posted 17 July 2008 - 04:42 PM
Now he plays call of duty4 and uses Juggernaut... the poor kid is helpless. I don't even want to talk about it anymore. OH POOR ORLANDO!!! WHY?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
#23
Posted 20 July 2008 - 11:53 AM
It's just screaming to be rearloading...
I seen a movie about that once.
#24
Posted 20 July 2008 - 12:06 PM
Hahaha rocket lawnchair. You watch too much arby n the chief. Yeah I have a buddy like that. He thinks the RPD is 'TEH 1337" and uses it constantly, and sucks.
The funny thing is I created a class just to piss him off. M14+NoobTube, Stopping Power, MartyDame ( I call it that because he pronounces it MartyDom, like Notre Dame). Does he use a grip or sight on his RPD?
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