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Sportsman Shooting Toys Shotgun. Version 2

The review that should have been the original.

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#1 Forsaken angel24

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Posted 17 May 2008 - 07:04 PM

The Review. Version 2!

I created a second topic because now there is a video review which is much more simplified than the original review.
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#2 Ubermensch

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Posted 17 May 2008 - 07:21 PM

Funny. That gun deserves what it got.
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#3 mystefansdontflystraight

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Posted 17 May 2008 - 07:32 PM

Hahaha. I laughed my ass off when I saw you break it over and over agian. Yes, it got what it deserved. Thank you for making it very plain that this gun blows and should never be bought.
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It's just screaming to be rearloading...

I seen a movie about that once.



#4 laxtk88

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Posted 17 May 2008 - 07:43 PM

I especially liked the curb stomping. Had I got this, I would have taken the gun to the original designer and BEAT HIS ASS WITH IT.
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#5 Lynx

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Posted 17 May 2008 - 07:46 PM

So I take that it was golfed further than it shot.

Nice video and even better when you ran after the dog with the golf club. (I believe animal abuse is bad)

The slow-motion was a nice touch.

I now know how to disassemble the gun thanks to you!
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#6 laxtk88

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Posted 17 May 2008 - 08:07 PM

Delete please.

Edited by laxtk88, 17 May 2008 - 08:08 PM.

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#7 Galaxy613

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Posted 17 May 2008 - 08:44 PM

I especially liked the curb stomping. Had I got this, I would have taken the gun to the original designer and BEAT HIS ASS WITH IT.


You wouldn't be able to do that for very long because it'll just break to pieces. :P
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#8 laxtk88

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Posted 17 May 2008 - 09:12 PM

You wouldn't be able to do that for very long because it'll just break to pieces. :P


True, but I have plenty of free time.
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#9 deaddumpster

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Posted 18 May 2008 - 01:33 AM


You wouldn't be able to do that for very long because it'll just break to pieces. :P


True, but I have plenty of free time.


Why not just bring three and steal the designer's wallet to make up for the cost of them?

Priceless, just priceless. What did you do to that poor dog? Eat it?

I now know what to do when I receive one if these for Christmas or my birthday. Is there ANYTHING in it worth salvaging at all? How was the spring?

All in all, I think you should do more reviews, make sure you do them on the crappy expensive guns as well.
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again. A good nerf gun is like a good woman. It shouldn't require extra lubrication.

#10 Ro-Sham-Bo

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Posted 18 May 2008 - 09:12 AM

Funniest thing I've seen in a while. Good job destroying that piece of shit. The slo-mo was a very nice touch.
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Wait a second? a Canadian National team... just won at Hockey!?

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#11 Swords

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Posted 18 May 2008 - 09:18 AM

I bet Chuck Norris could have broken it just by looking at it. Great, now I'm not going to get one of these. Fantastic job on the video. Give it what it was meant for.
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#12 pulletman

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Posted 18 May 2008 - 11:44 AM

That was another good video from you (along with may 24 cottage trip).
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#13 Captain

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Posted 18 May 2008 - 01:30 PM

Jesus, you destroyed that thing! Awesome job...though you could have blown up the remaining pieces when you were done.
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#14 GuerillaMan557

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Posted 18 May 2008 - 03:07 PM

That is really funny. I bet if you opened when you re-screwed it it would shatter. :P
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#15 Omega

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Posted 18 May 2008 - 11:38 PM

I started busting up when you went to maim that dog. I can just imagine you drivin' those barrel parts, and you see a happy, furry creature...

"FUCK YOU, MUTT!!!"
But yeah. Fuck that thing with fire and pour salt on its grave.
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#16 Bomberman

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Posted 19 May 2008 - 12:24 PM

What is everyone talking about with FA24 running after a dog? I saw no dog in that video. But I liked the slo mo and the picture of all the pieces in a little pile. I would have put some fireworks in it and just had let it explode, but your way of destroying it was good too.
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QUOTE(silentsnipe) View Post

It's not like that. I put lube on it and its the same. Its just stuck. And when I cock it back it goes farther back then usual. Also I push as hard as I can and it wont go back in. I've tried the methods and they wont work. Also pics are up.

#17 Devious

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Posted 19 May 2008 - 01:28 PM

After he golfs it, before he goes running off, theres a small dog to the left

But yeah, this gun looks to be a dart-firing version of the pulsator, just suckier

Edited by Devious, 20 May 2008 - 01:05 AM.

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#18 Bomberman

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Posted 19 May 2008 - 01:51 PM

Oh, I thought it was a bush blowing in the wind. :mellow: Correct me if I'm wrong, but was'nt the pulsator a type of push-pull gun that fired ballistic balls? Or was there a spring involved? But if you saw the original review of this, Devious, F_A24 said that there was a plunger, and a spring. The plunger in this blaster is similar to a maverick, only even crappier.
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QUOTE(silentsnipe) View Post

It's not like that. I put lube on it and its the same. Its just stuck. And when I cock it back it goes farther back then usual. Also I push as hard as I can and it wont go back in. I've tried the methods and they wont work. Also pics are up.

#19 Forsaken angel24

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Posted 19 May 2008 - 05:54 PM

Yes it is a dog even though it does seem like a small bush in the wind sometimes.
The plunger system is like a NF.
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#20 venom213

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Posted 19 May 2008 - 09:08 PM

Great video. I always like your sense of humor angel. That reminds me, I need to upload my video of Zudikas destroying his nite-finder. Who's dog is that anyway? And wouldn't anybody who owns a small dog know better than to let it near a intimidating man with a golf club? Nerf and dogs just don't mix, today I went to pick up a dart on my neighbor's lawn and a small dog, like the one in the video, started chasing after me, luckily I got away fast.
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#21 pulletman

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 12:23 AM

Great video. I always like your sense of humor angel. That reminds me, I need to upload my video of Zudikas destroying his nite-finder. Who's dog is that anyway? And wouldn't anybody who owns a small dog know better than to let it near a intimidating man with a golf club?

Dude it's Canada, didn't you see that Micheal Moore movie? They are waaaaaaaaaaaay too trusting.
On a separate note, the next gun that comes out from them, I volunteer to buy it first to see if it's worth it.

Edited by pulletman, 20 May 2008 - 12:24 AM.

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#22 Devious

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 01:07 AM

Oh, I thought it was a bush blowing in the wind. :D Correct me if I'm wrong, but was'nt the pulsator a type of push-pull gun that fired ballistic balls? Or was there a spring involved? But if you saw the original review of this, Devious, F_A24 said that there was a plunger, and a spring. The plunger in this blaster is similar to a maverick, only even crappier.


I know it's a plunger gun, the pulsator is a 3 foot long double barrel push-pull ballgun with zero accuracy and almost no range, i have one for shits & Giggles, but it's basically just to annoy people

This looks to be it's spring-powered partner-in-crime, just shittier
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#23 analogkid

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 09:32 PM

Hehe, nice swing FA_24. I can't believe that a company would really release something that cheap. Then again, I can't believe that lead paint is used in children's toys.
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