18 replies to this topic

[Predalien Ro]

Ok guys, because I'm bored right now, post anything here and show your funny signatures. Maybe if we get enough people, it'll be a contest of who has the funniest one!

[badger]

How about this, post here if you believe that this topic is fuckin' stupid and would like to see this topic disappear, or at the very least, see someone else rip this moron apart. I'm too tired to really come up with anything good right now.

I have seen way too many stupid topics as of late. Too many opinion threads asking which gun is better. Too many polls about nothing useful. Too many bullshit range claims on modded guns. And now this. I know this is Off-Topic, but come the fuck on. I don't care that you are bored. Go do something other than wasting all of our times.

If you think I am attacking you, I'm not entirely attacking just you. This pissed the fuck off rant is brought to you by sleep deprivation, muscle pain, and the past 3 months of reaelly annoying new users. Some of you are excluded. You know who you are.

Edited by badger, 21 April 2008 - 10:46 PM.

[Quilan Fett]

My archive (for some reason the formatting's not right):

[quote name='zoob' post='107399' date='May 24 2007, 07:04 AM']
Great job and now I can look forward to some retarted donkies at the next nerf war.
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[quote name='Pineapple' date='Feb 19 2008, 08:23 AM' post='141246']
I laughed so hard I farted. Then I fell off of my chair.
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[quote name='Kabuki' date='Feb 22 2008, 09:26 AM' post='141967']
Aaaahhh! Everyone beware the cock monster!
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[quote name='rockfordnerfer' date='Feb 22 2008, 07:28 PM' post='142070']
Perhaps if someone had the idea to mount a penis on one gun and integrate it into another gun, such that the penis of the first gun coupled with an anus mounted on the second gun, that second gun also having a penis mounted on it, could be considered gay.
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[quote name='NerfMonkey' post='107413' date='May 24 2007, 12:12 PM']
Why not just carry a chimp to throw its own shit at your opponents then?
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[quote name='VACC' date='Mar 4 2008, 06:02 AM' post='143818']
I'm just trying to figure out why you're so angry and without sleeves....

My guess is that you're severely constipated and fresh off a torturously fruitless contest with your toilet. The underarmor is clearly to absorb the massive volume of sweat you've worked up battling your bowels to a standstill.

Am I close? Because I NEED to know!
[/quote]


[quote name='VACC' date='Mar 5 2008, 11:17 AM' post='143994']
Yeah...well.....I had sex with Hasbro's mother, and..and she said she had a vulcan in her bedroom!

Then she pointed at my crotch and I reallized that I had seriously misread the situation.
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[quote name='ChiliPepperFender' date='Mar 11 2008, 05:35 PM' post='144770']
[quote name='Qui'lan Fett' post='144754' date='Mar 11 2008, 04:36 PM']
I think there is a rapidly-mutating fungus growing on your NF. Might want to get that checked.
[/quote]
Yeah,I have an appointment scheduled for this Thursday. Hope it's not too bad.
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[quote name='Pink Pooj' date='Mar 15 2008, 06:18 PM' post='145275']
You guys have HS avatars. The KOT and CZ.

Ooh.. here's my idea on dart making! Instead of annoyingly making darts conform to the gun by making holes, make the gun conform to the darts. Snap off the pin thing that looks like a cross hair. I'm a genius...
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[quote name='Kabuki' date='Mar 18 2008, 11:50 AM' post='145669']
[quote name='VACC' post='145665' date='Mar 18 2008, 09:36 AM']
[quote name='themilkman' post='145653' date='Mar 18 2008, 03:38 PM']
Yea!!! It would be great if we could upload our own avatar pics.
[/quote]

My Staff disagrees.....and I'm not talking about the people who work here.
[/quote]


Really? The stick that seems to be forever up your ass can talk? Who'd have thought?
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[quote name='NerfMonkey' date='Mar 19 2008, 02:41 PM' post='145838']
Zaxbys, I think you're full of shit.
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[quote name='Groove' date='Nov 14 2003, 08:35 PM' post='12883']
Well, you see, my days starts with work at 10:00 pm, at the Olive Garden. You see, I'm not really employed there, I just do random sexual favors in the men's restroom. After a few hours a wander out to the corner of the Holiday Inn, and 7-11. Then I work a few corners, and call it in around 6:00 am. Depending on what you would consider "lunch" out of all the things I stuck in my mouth and chewed on during the time between 1:00 am and 5:30 am, I could have been eating lunch at any given time that morning...so yeah, to answer your question. I had "lunch..."

Humor. You should really read up on it sometime.
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[quote name='jimsbrother' date='Nov 15 2003, 11:04 AM' post='12899']
(You could have used that money to go to the Olive Garden and get some "lunch" off of Groove.)
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[quote name='Ragornocks' date='Nov 15 2003, 11:19 AM' post='12900']
Oh, and will you be at the Holiday Inn next Sunday? I'm looking for...something...and I have some...money....and other stuff...yeah.
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[Predalien Ro]

[quote name='Qui'lan Fett' date='Apr 21 2008, 07:43 PM' post='152535']
My archive (for some reason the formatting's not right):

[quote name='zoob' post='107399' date='May 24 2007, 07:04 AM']
Great job and now I can look forward to some retarted donkies at the next nerf war.
[/quote]


[quote name='Pineapple' date='Feb 19 2008, 08:23 AM' post='141246']
I laughed so hard I farted. Then I fell off of my chair.
[/quote]


[quote name='Kabuki' date='Feb 22 2008, 09:26 AM' post='141967']
Aaaahhh! Everyone beware the cock monster!
[/quote]


[quote name='rockfordnerfer' date='Feb 22 2008, 07:28 PM' post='142070']
Perhaps if someone had the idea to mount a penis on one gun and integrate it into another gun, such that the penis of the first gun coupled with an anus mounted on the second gun, that second gun also having a penis mounted on it, could be considered gay.
[/quote]


[quote name='NerfMonkey' post='107413' date='May 24 2007, 12:12 PM']
Why not just carry a chimp to throw its own shit at your opponents then?
[/quote]


[quote name='VACC' date='Mar 4 2008, 06:02 AM' post='143818']
I'm just trying to figure out why you're so angry and without sleeves....

My guess is that you're severely constipated and fresh off a torturously fruitless contest with your toilet. The underarmor is clearly to absorb the massive volume of sweat you've worked up battling your bowels to a standstill.

Am I close? Because I NEED to know!
[/quote]


[quote name='VACC' date='Mar 5 2008, 11:17 AM' post='143994']
Yeah...well.....I had sex with Hasbro's mother, and..and she said she had a vulcan in her bedroom!

Then she pointed at my crotch and I reallized that I had seriously misread the situation.
[/quote]


[quote name='ChiliPepperFender' date='Mar 11 2008, 05:35 PM' post='144770']
[quote name='Qui'lan Fett' post='144754' date='Mar 11 2008, 04:36 PM']
I think there is a rapidly-mutating fungus growing on your NF. Might want to get that checked.
[/quote]
Yeah,I have an appointment scheduled for this Thursday. Hope it's not too bad.
[/quote]



[quote name='Pink Pooj' date='Mar 15 2008, 06:18 PM' post='145275']
You guys have HS avatars. The KOT and CZ.

Ooh.. here's my idea on dart making! Instead of annoyingly making darts conform to the gun by making holes, make the gun conform to the darts. Snap off the pin thing that looks like a cross hair. I'm a genius...
[/quote]


[quote name='Kabuki' date='Mar 18 2008, 11:50 AM' post='145669']
[quote name='VACC' post='145665' date='Mar 18 2008, 09:36 AM']
[quote name='themilkman' post='145653' date='Mar 18 2008, 03:38 PM']
Yea!!! It would be great if we could upload our own avatar pics.
[/quote]

My Staff disagrees.....and I'm not talking about the people who work here.
[/quote]


Really? The stick that seems to be forever up your ass can talk? Who'd have thought?
[/quote]
[quote name='NerfMonkey' date='Mar 19 2008, 02:41 PM' post='145838']
Zaxbys, I think you're full of shit.
[/quote]


[quote name='Groove' date='Nov 14 2003, 08:35 PM' post='12883']
Well, you see, my days starts with work at 10:00 pm, at the Olive Garden. You see, I'm not really employed there, I just do random sexual favors in the men's restroom. After a few hours a wander out to the corner of the Holiday Inn, and 7-11. Then I work a few corners, and call it in around 6:00 am. Depending on what you would consider "lunch" out of all the things I stuck in my mouth and chewed on during the time between 1:00 am and 5:30 am, I could have been eating lunch at any given time that morning...so yeah, to answer your question. I had "lunch..."

Humor. You should really read up on it sometime.
[/quote]


[quote name='jimsbrother' date='Nov 15 2003, 11:04 AM' post='12899']
(You could have used that money to go to the Olive Garden and get some "lunch" off of Groove.)
[/quote]


[quote name='Ragornocks' date='Nov 15 2003, 11:19 AM' post='12900']
Oh, and will you be at the Holiday Inn next Sunday? I'm looking for...something...and I have some...money....and other stuff...yeah.
[/quote]
[/quote]
Hey fett, thank for those man, that should get this started. I know someone is running around with a qoute of my stupidity in their signature.....I think it was Captian.......

[sputnik]

I might come but need a ride.

Anyone go through KY?

Yeah, I go through KY like it's going out of style. I love the warming...oh wait...you mean Kentucky. Nevermind.

Edited by sputnik, 22 April 2008 - 09:34 AM.

[Predalien Ro]

Ok, not what I'm expecting, but it works, KEEP EM' COMING!!!

[Thom]

[Forsaken angel24]

I'm bored right now

Great, Choose one of these on topic options.

Modify a Nerf gun.
Paint a Nerf gun.
Make a write up.
Make a Nerf video that has a purpose.
Host a war.
Attend a war.
Host an Assassin game.
Attend an Assassin game.
Host a HvZ Game.
Attend an HvZ game.

[nerfer9]

the only thing that matters is ambushing people with your balls

[Ryan201821]

How about this, post here if you believe that this topic is fuckin' stupid and would like to see this topic disappear, or at the very least, see someone else rip this moron apart. I'm too tired to really come up with anything good right now.

I have seen way too many stupid topics as of late. Too many opinion threads asking which gun is better. Too many polls about nothing useful. Too many bullshit range claims on modded guns. And now this. I know this is Off-Topic, but come the fuck on. I don't care that you are bored. Go do something other than wasting all of our times.

If you think I am attacking you, I'm not entirely attacking just you. This pissed the fuck off rant is brought to you by sleep deprivation, muscle pain, and the past 3 months of reaelly annoying new users. Some of you are excluded. You know who you are.

You aren't the only one my friend...

[ultra920]

I'm bored right now

Great, Choose one of these on topic options.

Modify a Nerf gun.
Paint a Nerf gun.
Make a write up.
Make a Nerf video that has a purpose.
Host a war.
Attend a war.
Host an Assassin game.
Attend an Assassin game.
Host a HvZ Game.
Attend an HvZ game.

Better idea:

Take a hammer, and bash your self in your head untill you realize how stupid this is.

The guy reminds me of a really anoying dog, trys to get your attention by barking and humping your leg.

[Predalien Ro]

I'm bored right now

Great, Choose one of these on topic options.

Modify a Nerf gun.
Paint a Nerf gun.
Make a write up.
Make a Nerf video that has a purpose.
Host a war.
Attend a war.
Host an Assassin game.
Attend an Assassin game.
Host a HvZ Game.
Attend an HvZ game.

Better idea:

Take a hammer, and bash your self in your head untill you realize how stupid this is.

The guy reminds me of a really anoying dog, trys to get your attention by barking and humping your leg.

I didn't care if I got the attention or not, but since I'm getting it you might as well wash your leg off, it reeks of asshole....
and Angel, I can't do any of the listed at this time, this is why it's off topic.....

Edited by Predalien_Ro, 22 April 2008 - 11:41 AM.

[Bomberman]

The guy reminds me of a really anoying dog, trys to get your attention by barking and humping your leg.

I'm going to sig that, both because it is funny, and its true. And if you can't do any of the things that FA_24 listed, then why the hell are you here? And, when you are bored, you don't come and taint nerfhaven with your stupid crap.

[VACC]

let's see who can ban him first. It's a game we like to play.

[Galaxy613]

If he needs to be banned, so does xNFx 37, Ubermensch, NerfinGoober, etc. etc. etc. because they posted non-nerf related, and opinion-based, topics also in the Off-Topic forum.

If you guys think this thread is dumb then just lock it. I don't see a reason to ban him.

Edited by Galaxy613, 22 April 2008 - 04:25 PM.

[ompa]

Actually, I think it's just because VACC doesn't like the thread.

Remember, this site has no responsibility towards its members to be fair. What is right is basically determined by what the site owners/admins want. Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your viewpoint) that means that whatever VACC says, goes.

And seriously? Don't tempt the guy. He is more than willing to ban all of them, and then you on top of it, for just pissing him off. What you're doing is akin to poking a large bear with a small stick; something I strongly advise against doing.

~ompa

[amerikanidiot154]

VACC is cool in my eyes!

Edited by amerikanidiot154, 07 December 2008 - 03:51 PM.

[laxtk88]

VACC is cool in my eyes!

How very fiting. Your name that is. Althought I think dumbass dousche bag would be more fiting. Check the damn date before you post.

Edited by laxtk88, 07 December 2008 - 04:24 PM.

[One Man Clan]

I fucking hate everyone that posted in this thread. Everyone.