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#1 MrNerf

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Posted 29 March 2008 - 09:25 PM

The point of the game is to use a famous/well known catch phrase or saying and apply to nerf. You're allowed up to three.
Use This Format: actual quote/nerf quote

Mine:
"Just do it"/"Just NERF it"
"Have it your way"/"NERF it your way"
"Jenkies!"/"NERFies!"

Also it would be uberly cool if someone of high authority could judge these, that would be a great help to the game.

Only 10 members are allowed in this game! Hurry to strike your nerf quote genius! :P
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#2 keef

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Posted 29 March 2008 - 09:33 PM

"You NERFED me allllllll nighttt longgg" ACDC (You shook me alll nightt longg)
"Don't NERF me, mannnn" Guy from Florida who got tazered in front of John Kerry (Don't Taze me mannn)
"Nerfinated" Terminator (Terminated)

Whats the reward?

edit:

WAIT. I just thought of a GREAT one.

Sir-Mix-A-Lot "butts"

"I like big butts and I can't deny..."

"I like big DARTS and I can't lie. All you other MICROS can't deny. When another MEGA walks in with that 5/8 inch waist, you are DONE."


Yeah, best post I've done.

Edited by keef, 29 March 2008 - 10:15 PM.

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#3 venom213

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Posted 29 March 2008 - 09:42 PM

"This is Sparta!"/"This is NERF!"
"May the force be with you"/"May the NERF be with you"
"Here's Johnny!"/"Here's NERF!"

Ha, I don't really expect to win. I just thought of these in like a minute, I know they don't really make sense.

Edited by venom213, 29 March 2008 - 09:44 PM.

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#4 Mike7822

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Posted 29 March 2008 - 09:42 PM

"Give me liberty or give me death"/"Give me Nerf or give me death"
"I think therefore I am"/"I Nerf therefore I am"
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible"/"It's kind of fun to do the Nerf"
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#5 MrNerf

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Posted 29 March 2008 - 09:44 PM

4/10; 6 more quoters allowed.

EDIT: A reward does sound like a good idea, but I'd offer nothing special. Maybe if someone else...(wink wink)

Edited by Mr.Nerf, 29 March 2008 - 09:48 PM.

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#6 ltvills

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Posted 29 March 2008 - 09:50 PM

"you want the truth? you cant handle the truth!"
"you want the nerf? you cant handle the nerf!"


"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
i love the smell of nerf in the morning


"crank dat soljah boy!"
crank that LongShot boy!

lolz i got to much time in my hand for sure!

Edited by ltvills, 29 March 2008 - 09:51 PM.

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#7 ChiliPepperFender

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Posted 29 March 2008 - 09:55 PM

"You NERFED me allllllll nighttt longgg" ACDC
"Don't NERF me, mannnn" Guy from Florida who got tazered in front of John Kerry
"Nerfinated" Terminator

Whats the reward?


I believe that quote was actually:
"Don't taze me bro, don't taze me!"
So,
"Don't Nerf me bro, don't Nerf me!


Skip to 1:55
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#8 Captain

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Posted 29 March 2008 - 10:00 PM

"By the power of NERF...I have THE POWER!" (He-man)

"There can be ONLY NERF!" (Highlander)

That's all I got.

Edited by Captain, 29 March 2008 - 10:03 PM.

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#9 bobafan

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Posted 29 March 2008 - 10:02 PM

Energy is an eternal delight, and he who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence./
Nerf is an eternal delight, and he who desires, but acts not, breeds noobishness.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it./ When you come to a dart in the road, take it.

If music be the food of love, play on./ If nerfing be the buttress of happyness, nerf on.

Edited by bobafan, 29 March 2008 - 10:04 PM.

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#10 MrNerf

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Posted 29 March 2008 - 10:02 PM

7/10; 3 more quoters allowed. I found Itvalls' pretty darn funny, btw.

Never Mind, it doesn't matter how many there are. That's too resictive. Just keep them comin'.

Edited by Mr.Nerf, 29 March 2008 - 10:05 PM.

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#11 Lynx

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Posted 29 March 2008 - 10:03 PM

"Your mother" / "Your NERF" -stupid kids everywhere
"WHAT, WHAT, OKAAAYYY!!!" / "WHAT, WHAT, NEERRRF!!!" -Lil' john
"AIIII CUISINE!" / "AIIII NERF!" -The Iron Chef chairman

Edited by Lynx, 29 March 2008 - 10:03 PM.

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#12 MrNerf

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Posted 29 March 2008 - 10:08 PM

I'm logging off, but let this game go on. I don't know who will judge (me or someone else) or give a plaque or whatever but the game must no longer go on! End Transmission.
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#13 Ro-Sham-Bo

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Posted 29 March 2008 - 10:21 PM

I scream, You scream, We all scream for Nerf - Some old Ice cream jingle
So long and thanks for all the Nerf - A Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
Sweet dreams are made of Nerf - Some song I've heard a thousand times and yet still don't know the name

Edited by Ro-Sham-Bo, 29 March 2008 - 10:21 PM.

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#14 pustulio

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Posted 29 March 2008 - 10:24 PM

"Give me liberty or give me death"/"Give me Nerf or give me death"
"I think therefore I am"/"I Nerf therefore I am"
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible"/"It's kind of fun to do the Nerf"


it shouildve been... Give me Nerf, Or Give me nothin'
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#15 analogkid

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Posted 29 March 2008 - 10:25 PM

Hey, I got one...

This topic is retarded

-penguin807

Edited by analogkid, 29 March 2008 - 10:26 PM.

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#16 CaptainSlug

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Posted 29 March 2008 - 10:31 PM

This topic is retarded

^ Agreed

The real title of this thread should have been "I'm spamming to increase my post count"

Edited by CaptainSlug, 29 March 2008 - 10:31 PM.

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#17 puggy

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 09:33 AM

penis/ NERFis
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#18 NERFcountersniper

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 10:53 AM

you remind me of nerf/you remind me of my mother -terminator 3 say hello to my little longshot/say hello to my little friend -scarface thats all i can think of
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#19 Pineapple

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 10:55 AM

I'm logging off, but let this game go on. I don't know who will judge (me or someone else) or give a plaque or whatever but the game must no longer go on! End Transmission.


Yeah, I agree.

*I win*
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