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[Spoon]

So I get busy with life for a little while year or so....and I come back and what do I find? Vacc's active again? The site has grown insanely? There are tons of new guns and new mods and they're coming out with another BELT-FED gun (useless perhaps but OMG that makes me tingle). And who the FUCK is this Slug guy and HOW CAN HE BE SO AWESOME?

I feel like a n00b, it makes me sad. In the face of professional bullshit ala the +bow, the near-constant awesome-sounding wars and the ridiculous levels of Nerf-related output by this community, is there any place in the Nerf world for a mid-twenties asshole with little relevance and less remaining skill, who just wants to coast by on his quickly-fading reputation alone and who also has a habit of disappearing every other year?

Damn my busy, awesome life! Damn it to hell!!

[baghead]

So I get busy with life for a little while year or so....and I come back and what do I find? Vacc's active again? The site has grown insanely? There are tons of new guns and new mods and they're coming out with another BELT-FED gun (useless perhaps but OMG that makes me tingle). And who the FUCK is this Slug guy and HOW CAN HE BE SO AWESOME?

I feel like a n00b, it makes me sad. In the face of professional bullshit ala the +bow, the near-constant awesome-sounding wars and the ridiculous levels of Nerf-related output by this community, is there any place in the Nerf world for a mid-twenties asshole with little relevance and less remaining skill, who just wants to coast by on his quickly-fading reputation alone and who also has a habit of disappearing every other year?

Damn my busy, awesome life! Damn it to hell!!

Welcome Back Spoon.

We missed you.


Now Come to some Yanos, damnit.

There's an opening in SCUN that fits your description perfectly....

-Bags

Edited by baghead, 28 February 2008 - 07:26 PM.

[Falcon]

There's ALWAYS room for another Asshole.

Yours has simply been missed.

[nerfturtle]

Captain Slug is just the most skilled and precise craftsman ever. That, coupled with nerf, he can make some pretty amazing things.
I don't know if I can say welcome back, as I never knew you, but I mean it all the same.

[VACC]

is there any place in the Nerf world for a mid-twenties asshole with little relevance and less remaining skill, who just wants to coast by on his quickly-fading reputation alone and who also has a habit of disappearing every other year?

Bitch, what the hell do you think I've been doing for the past 3 months?


Oh, and ask Kevin how I'm supposed to run this house if I can't pay the mortgage.

[Quilan Fett]

Also, a FAR x SNAP is in the works.

[One Man Clan]

Oh, and ask Kevin how I'm supposed to run this house if I can't pay the mortgage.

God Damn it, has the sub prime mess trickled down all the way to NH?

On another note, always good to see you around Spoon.

[CaptainSlug]

And who the FUCK is this Slug guy and HOW CAN HE BE SO AWESOME?

Hi, I'm new and I have a very large collection of tools.
But I'm also a mid-twenties asshole. The time that others spend socializing, I spend as a hermit working on projects.
I'll see/shoot you at 'Geddon.

Edited by CaptainSlug, 28 February 2008 - 08:29 PM.

[Famine]

And who the FUCK is this Slug guy (1) and HOW CAN HE BE SO AWESOME (2)?

1- The guy who's probably banging your mom/girlfriend/daughter at the same time.
2 - Because he's from the East Coast.

[Cheese-Boy]

hey-ya spoon. glad to see you here! how are things since Hubard's Wedding?

[vanpaun]

New word! Adminoob, an administrator or moderator who comes back from a long break with the current knowledge of an 10 year old newb. Also see spoon.

[Blasphemy]

I had just checked Spoon's profile today to check when he was last on and wondered if he would ever come on again..weird. Hi, by the way, I'm yet another noob dude who you shouldn't care about.

Edited by Blasphemy, 28 February 2008 - 09:55 PM.

[jwasko]

New word! Adminoob, an administrator or moderator who comes back from a long break with the current knowledge of an 10 year old newb. Also see spoon.

I'll add it to the wiki immediately! [/sarcasm]

Glad to see another veteran return to the Haven, Spoon...I was actually just admiring* some footage of you from a 2001 LANO.

*in a completely heterosexual, just-checking-out-your-PC-skills-in-slow-motion way

[Salmon]

Ah, Spoon. I've heard of you! Name: Salmon. Occupation: Complete and total noob, who acts like he's not.
Salute, General!

Oh and I love vanpaun's new word "adminoob."

Edited by Salmon, 28 February 2008 - 09:51 PM.

[One Man Clan]

Next one who posts the word "Noob," or any variant of said word, is out of here.

[Quilan Fett]

So does Spoon still have banning powers?

[Thomas]

I know who you are, but I don't know who you are.
Welcome back, in any case.

[General Cole]

Hey Spoon. I was the short white kid from Geddon 06. Good to see that you didn't actually retire. Glad to see you.

[Quilan Fett]

I was the short white kid

Aren't we all.

[VACC]

Yeah, because a thread that I am obviously gonna read is the perfect place to post repetitive and useless garbage. If you don't know who this man is, or more importantly if he doesn't know who you are, than you better be on your knees with your mouth to his open fly or out of fucking site.

[frost vectron]

Spoon!

Are you still driving around with that NerfOnline.com license plate frame?

[nerfboi]

Welcome back Spoon!
Nice to see you posting again
I noticed you live in Irvine. I live in Rancho Santa Margarita(near Lkae Forest and FootHill Ranch) Nice to see im not the only one in the OC

[Deseas]

im a noob

[nerfboi]

im a noob

Indeed you are
Be prepared to be flamed BADLY and/or maybe banned.

[One Man Clan]

I'm a man of my word.

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