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#1 Spoon

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 07:14 PM

So I get busy with life for a little while year or so....and I come back and what do I find? Vacc's active again? The site has grown insanely? There are tons of new guns and new mods and they're coming out with another BELT-FED gun (useless perhaps but OMG that makes me tingle). And who the FUCK is this Slug guy and HOW CAN HE BE SO AWESOME?

I feel like a n00b, it makes me sad. In the face of professional bullshit ala the +bow, the near-constant awesome-sounding wars and the ridiculous levels of Nerf-related output by this community, is there any place in the Nerf world for a mid-twenties asshole with little relevance and less remaining skill, who just wants to coast by on his quickly-fading reputation alone and who also has a habit of disappearing every other year?

Damn my busy, awesome life! Damn it to hell!!
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#2 baghead

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 07:22 PM

So I get busy with life for a little while year or so....and I come back and what do I find? Vacc's active again? The site has grown insanely? There are tons of new guns and new mods and they're coming out with another BELT-FED gun (useless perhaps but OMG that makes me tingle). And who the FUCK is this Slug guy and HOW CAN HE BE SO AWESOME?

I feel like a n00b, it makes me sad. In the face of professional bullshit ala the +bow, the near-constant awesome-sounding wars and the ridiculous levels of Nerf-related output by this community, is there any place in the Nerf world for a mid-twenties asshole with little relevance and less remaining skill, who just wants to coast by on his quickly-fading reputation alone and who also has a habit of disappearing every other year?

Damn my busy, awesome life! Damn it to hell!!



Welcome Back Spoon.

We missed you.


Now Come to some Yanos, damnit.

There's an opening in SCUN that fits your description perfectly....

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Edited by baghead, 28 February 2008 - 07:26 PM.

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#3 Falcon

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 07:24 PM

There's ALWAYS room for another Asshole.

Yours has simply been missed.
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#4 nerfturtle

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 07:40 PM

Captain Slug is just the most skilled and precise craftsman ever. That, coupled with nerf, he can make some pretty amazing things.
I don't know if I can say welcome back, as I never knew you, but I mean it all the same.
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#5 VACC

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 07:48 PM

is there any place in the Nerf world for a mid-twenties asshole with little relevance and less remaining skill, who just wants to coast by on his quickly-fading reputation alone and who also has a habit of disappearing every other year?


Bitch, what the hell do you think I've been doing for the past 3 months?


Oh, and ask Kevin how I'm supposed to run this house if I can't pay the mortgage.
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#6 Quilan Fett

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 08:04 PM

Also, a FAR x SNAP is in the works.
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hasbro in a nerf war!!!!! dude the will cancel it and confinscate are guns

#7 One Man Clan

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 08:24 PM

Oh, and ask Kevin how I'm supposed to run this house if I can't pay the mortgage.


God Damn it, has the sub prime mess trickled down all the way to NH?

On another note, always good to see you around Spoon.
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#8 CaptainSlug

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 08:28 PM

And who the FUCK is this Slug guy and HOW CAN HE BE SO AWESOME?

Hi, I'm new and I have a very large collection of tools.
But I'm also a mid-twenties asshole. The time that others spend socializing, I spend as a hermit working on projects.
I'll see/shoot you at 'Geddon.

Edited by CaptainSlug, 28 February 2008 - 08:29 PM.

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#9 Famine

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 08:58 PM

And who the FUCK is this Slug guy (1) and HOW CAN HE BE SO AWESOME (2)?


1- The guy who's probably banging your mom/girlfriend/daughter at the same time.
2 - Because he's from the East Coast.
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#10 Cheese-Boy

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 08:58 PM

hey-ya spoon. glad to see you here! :D how are things since Hubard's Wedding?
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#11 vanpaun

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 09:10 PM

New word! Adminoob, an administrator or moderator who comes back from a long break with the current knowledge of an 10 year old newb. Also see spoon. :D
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#12 Blasphemy

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 09:21 PM

I had just checked Spoon's profile today to check when he was last on and wondered if he would ever come on again..weird. Hi, by the way, I'm yet another noob dude who you shouldn't care about.

Edited by Blasphemy, 28 February 2008 - 09:55 PM.

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#13 jwasko

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 09:44 PM

New word! Adminoob, an administrator or moderator who comes back from a long break with the current knowledge of an 10 year old newb. Also see spoon. :D


I'll add it to the wiki immediately! [/sarcasm]

Glad to see another veteran return to the Haven, Spoon...I was actually just admiring* some footage of you from a 2001 LANO.

*in a completely heterosexual, just-checking-out-your-PC-skills-in-slow-motion way
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#14 Salmon

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 09:49 PM

Ah, Spoon. I've heard of you! Name: Salmon. Occupation: Complete and total noob, who acts like he's not.
Salute, General!

Oh and I love vanpaun's new word "adminoob."

Edited by Salmon, 28 February 2008 - 09:51 PM.

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#15 One Man Clan

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 09:53 PM

Next one who posts the word "Noob," or any variant of said word, is out of here.
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#16 Quilan Fett

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 09:55 PM

So does Spoon still have banning powers?
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QUOTE(pokemaster @ Mar 3 2009, 04:18 PM) View Post

hasbro in a nerf war!!!!! dude the will cancel it and confinscate are guns

#17 Thomas

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 10:18 PM

I know who you are, but I don't know who you are.
Welcome back, in any case.
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#18 General Cole

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 10:21 PM

Hey Spoon. I was the short white kid from Geddon 06. Good to see that you didn't actually retire. Glad to see you.
We should stop calling out/making fun of/pissing GC off. He's actually contributed and is available for trade. He's a better than average member no doubt. Got your back Cole.
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You know what... I know it's kinda late... but Props Cole.
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#19 Quilan Fett

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 10:25 PM

I was the short white kid

Aren't we all.
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QUOTE(pokemaster @ Mar 3 2009, 04:18 PM) View Post

hasbro in a nerf war!!!!! dude the will cancel it and confinscate are guns

#20 VACC

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 10:50 PM

Yeah, because a thread that I am obviously gonna read is the perfect place to post repetitive and useless garbage. If you don't know who this man is, or more importantly if he doesn't know who you are, than you better be on your knees with your mouth to his open fly or out of fucking site.
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#21 frost vectron

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 11:05 PM

Spoon!

Are you still driving around with that NerfOnline.com license plate frame?
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Posted 29 February 2008 - 01:25 AM

Welcome back Spoon!
Nice to see you posting again
I noticed you live in Irvine. I live in Rancho Santa Margarita(near Lkae Forest and FootHill Ranch) Nice to see im not the only one in the OC
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#23 Deseas

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Posted 29 February 2008 - 01:33 AM

im a noob

#24 nerfboi

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Posted 29 February 2008 - 01:35 AM

im a noob

Indeed you are :blink:
Be prepared to be flamed BADLY and/or maybe banned.
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Posted 29 February 2008 - 07:04 AM

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