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#1 Spyder Snyper

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Posted 27 February 2008 - 08:15 PM

Who do you think would win IF THEY WHERE BOTH USING SWORDS? Kratos from God of War or Dante from Devil May Cry?

I think Kratos becuase he is one brutal, pissed of, badass guy. :D

Edited by Spyder Snyper, 27 February 2008 - 09:02 PM.

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#2 BustaNinja

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Posted 27 February 2008 - 08:18 PM

Thats like comparing a romantic evening with your woman followed by sex to a 12 inch subway sandwich.

I like em both but you can never compare the two.

And Dante is the sex. Kratos is to manly to be caught dead in a romantic situation. Plus Im pretty sure he likes the southwest stake and cheese.
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Posted 27 February 2008 - 09:00 PM

Wow, you're eloquent today.

This is what would happen.
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Posted 27 February 2008 - 09:09 PM

Kratos would rip him a new asshole.
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Posted 27 February 2008 - 09:19 PM

Dude Dante would fly all over his ass
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#6 keef

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Posted 27 February 2008 - 09:25 PM

Dude, Kratos would take his spine, and rip it out his butt, and beat him silly with it.

Dante is emo. Devil May Cry 4 looks good though.
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#7 Peter

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Posted 27 February 2008 - 09:51 PM

Kratos.


People who beat both of those fools:

Main character from every final fantasy
Optimus Prime
Gordon Freeman
Kenshin
Hiko Seijuurou


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Edited by Peter, 27 February 2008 - 09:51 PM.

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#8 moleman

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Posted 27 February 2008 - 09:57 PM

kratos rapes and dante gets it .........IN THE FACE :D

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Posted 27 February 2008 - 10:13 PM

I give this 24 hours to be locked.

But seriously, there are ALOT better fighters than Kratos or Dante.
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Posted 27 February 2008 - 10:18 PM

If Spiderman, Batman, and Superman all got in a fight, who would die first?

Superman. Batman has everything in his utility belt and is bound to have Krypto spray or a Kryptonite blade/batterang. Spiderman is a scientist with access to STAR labs (which houses kryptonite). He's always messing with his webbing mixture and would no doubt krypto that out. So basically, Superman's weakness makes him a pansy to anybody halfway intelligent.

When Spiderman and Batman fight, it's no contest. Spiderman has super strength, speed agility, and SPIDEY SENSE and is very intelligent. I don't care how much judo Batman knows, he's gonna get schooled. Plus if worse came to worst, I'd lend Spiderman Arachnophobia I & II and it would be over all the more quickly.

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Edited by imaseoulman, 27 February 2008 - 10:31 PM.

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#11 Kenpachi Taicho

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Posted 27 February 2008 - 10:22 PM

Peter has a point, Optimus and the Matrix can bring down the planet sized "Father of evil" Unicron. That's all we really need to know.
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Posted 27 February 2008 - 11:04 PM

If Spiderman, Batman, and Superman all got in a fight, who would die first?

Superman. Batman has everything in his utility belt and is bound to have Krypto spray or a Kryptonite blade/batterang.


I believe Batman gets a single Kryptonite bullet from Superman, for him to use if Superman, like, goes crazy or something.

I guess now that I've said that, within the next three posts, someone will call me the inevitable...

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Posted 27 February 2008 - 11:57 PM

I'd win.

Partly because I don't know, or care to know, who Dante or Kratos is. I'm not a gamer (we are talking about video games, right?)

No, I take that back. Hillary Clinton would win.


These are the kinds of teen-age to college-age debates we'd like to avoid in Off-Topic. Or everywhere at NerfHaven.




If I'm in the wrong, another admin will unlock it. Go back to talking about pizzas. Something good.


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