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#1 Evil

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Posted 08 November 2003 - 03:54 PM

"Yeah. Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a half inch PVC barrel modded Max Shot with integrated Airtech 2000, Wal-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the kid's department. That's right this sweet baby was made in China. Retails for about $9.99. It's got an orange handle, cobalt blue hard plastic and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop Wal-Mart. Ya got that?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me..."

Someone has to appreciate this... Thank you. I'm done.
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#2 Mantis

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Posted 08 November 2003 - 03:56 PM

Listen up Evil, you aint leadin' nothin' but jack and shit, and Jack just left town.
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Posted 08 November 2003 - 08:06 PM

...Groovy.
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#4 Ragornocks

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Posted 08 November 2003 - 08:27 PM

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Does it pwn j00 enough?

Zip-ties and duct tape, and the Max Shot and Splitfire have become one.

Nice quote remix, too. Evil Dead is cool.
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Posted 08 November 2003 - 11:22 PM

nice
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#6 Talio

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Posted 09 November 2003 - 01:58 AM

Oh evil. My my my. Your ass.....tommorow....fucking meat. Bring the lube and a some ointment, cause your going to be hurtin'. For the record, I thought this one up. Said it too him this afternoon, he's going to fucking pay.

Evil.....Gimme some suger baby.

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PS. Thats just what we call pillow talk.
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#7 VACC

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Posted 11 November 2003 - 03:52 PM

Zip-ties and duct tape, and the Max Shot and Splitfire have become one.

Nice quote remix, too. Evil Dead is cool.

That has got to be the ugliest damn monstrosity I have ever seen. You need to align those barrels from the look of things.

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#8 Ragornocks

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Posted 11 November 2003 - 05:10 PM

Hey, hey, hey, it isn't that bad. The Splitfire actually fires low, despite the fact it's cocked up a bit. Oh, well. One of the SF barrels leaks, anyways. I doubt it will be on there too much longer.
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hug the fuck out of 'em, philippe!

#9 Zero Talent

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Posted 12 November 2003 - 09:13 PM

Hey, hey, hey, it isn't that bad.

Take what you know of Vacc, and compare.

...Oh, and try to get rid of some of that duct tape. Preferably all of it. "That's gotta be the sloppiest mod improvision I've ever seen." ^_^
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Posted 13 November 2003 - 01:20 PM

Zip-ties and duct tape, and the Max Shot and Splitfire have become one.

Way to go! Scares the kids, does it?

I love mods like this. They make my guns look so much cooler.
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#11 Evil

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Posted 13 November 2003 - 01:30 PM

Hahaha, CX, that was like the last thing I was expecting.
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#12 Nerfy BuNNy

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Posted 13 November 2003 - 05:10 PM

^_^ I thought CWQX and VACC were the same people.. AHHHH!
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#13 Ragornocks

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Posted 13 November 2003 - 05:17 PM

Okay, I'm a duct tape whore. But like I said to Janga, my wang will fall off before that thing does.
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hug the fuck out of 'em, philippe!

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Posted 13 November 2003 - 08:00 PM

:wacko: I thought CWQX and VACC were the same people.. AHHHH!

What the hell? Wow, I'm sorry... but how could you think that? Ha Ha, it's Cxwq, but alright, anyways, yeah that was pretty funny... I don't understand how you could think they were one in the same.
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#15 Nerfy BuNNy

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Posted 13 November 2003 - 09:09 PM

:wacko: I thought CWQX and VACC were the same people.. AHHHH!

What the hell? Wow, I'm sorry... but how could you think that? Ha Ha, it's Cxwq, but alright, anyways, yeah that was pretty funny... I don't understand how you could think they were one in the same.

Cuz in NHQ I remember saying liek "CWDQX" once and then I wrote "i'm not sure what it is" and then another person replied with

Get cxwq right or vacc will kick your ass.
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#16 Evil

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Posted 13 November 2003 - 10:45 PM

Do you kids keep fuckin' Nerf diaries? How do you remember any of this shit? I can just see it now...

"Dear Diary, (11/13/03)
Vacc flamed a newbie today. OMG he's soooo saucy when he gets angry!
Well... I'm off to bed, hopefully I won't dream about Spoon again."
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Posted 14 November 2003 - 01:05 AM

:wacko: I thought CWQX and VACC were the same people.. AHHHH!

you've really got your panties in a twist there. but aside from that, it's an understandable mistake. for example, i can't tell the difference between Nerfy_bunny and Nerfdood or Zekk and Fletch or Sylent Blade and NerforNothin'...they're all the same to me. i only wish i had someone there to guide me through my ignorence.
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#18 VACC

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Posted 14 November 2003 - 01:19 PM

Jesus Christ, it's real fucking easy. Just remember that while I hate all you douche-bags, Cxwq just hates most of you.

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#19 cxwq

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Posted 14 November 2003 - 05:31 PM

Amen brutha!

I love me that Spoon... yummy.

But now I'm confused. I thought I was Vacc...
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Posted 14 November 2003 - 05:37 PM

No, you're not spoon, you just spoon with spoon....on mondays and thursdays. The weekends are mine bitch!

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Posted 14 November 2003 - 05:39 PM

Look at yourselves. You're arguing like a bunch of grade three children would argue over who gets the toy plane first at recess.
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#22 cxwq

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Posted 14 November 2003 - 05:59 PM

I always get the plane first.
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Posted 14 November 2003 - 06:01 PM

Look at yourselves.  You're arguing like a bunch of grade three children would argue over who gets the toy plane first at recess.

Dude, they always act that way, alot of people call it "pillow talk" (~talio~) they act that way because Spoon and Vacc...they go waayyy back..... all the way to a padded jail cell and no water.... you gotta survive somehow ya know?
I get the plane first
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Posted 15 November 2003 - 09:20 PM

this topic is seriously twisted :lol:
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Posted 15 November 2003 - 09:48 PM

I always get the plane first.

You always get the plane first. I'm telling the teacher on you.
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