Just wanted to see who got it.
Cake!
Who gets it?
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, Jan 31 2008 05:01 PM
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Posted 31 January 2008 - 05:01 PM
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So I guess that means that the fumes give your house an erection or something?
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Once in a while, I pull it out from under my bed, hug it, pet it, admire it, and then slide it back underneath the bed.
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Posted 31 January 2008 - 05:04 PM
What the hell does that mean?
QUOTE(VACC @ Jan 24 2008, 10:21 AM) 
Woah, woah, slow down there buddy. If you put it ALL in your mouth at once you're just gonna gag and get it all over the carpet.
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Posted 31 January 2008 - 05:04 PM
Exactly.
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So I guess that means that the fumes give your house an erection or something?
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Once in a while, I pull it out from under my bed, hug it, pet it, admire it, and then slide it back underneath the bed.
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Posted 31 January 2008 - 05:05 PM
Explain.
QUOTE(VACC @ Jan 24 2008, 10:21 AM)
Woah, woah, slow down there buddy. If you put it ALL in your mouth at once you're just gonna gag and get it all over the carpet.
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Posted 31 January 2008 - 05:10 PM
Why the hell did you post this topic? And VACC is gonna kick your ass. This topic is stupid. And no, I don't get it either.
Edited by Bomberman, 31 January 2008 - 05:11 PM.
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It's not like that. I put lube on it and its the same. Its just stuck. And when I cock it back it goes farther back then usual. Also I push as hard as I can and it wont go back in. I've tried the methods and they wont work. Also pics are up.
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Posted 31 January 2008 - 05:11 PM
Well Mr. Negative, you have to play portal to get it.
Edited by nerfdonkey, 31 January 2008 - 05:12 PM.
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So I guess that means that the fumes give your house an erection or something?
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Once in a while, I pull it out from under my bed, hug it, pet it, admire it, and then slide it back underneath the bed.
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Posted 31 January 2008 - 05:14 PM
I just mean the topic is useless, and NerfHaven is mainly about nerf.
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It's not like that. I put lube on it and its the same. Its just stuck. And when I cock it back it goes farther back then usual. Also I push as hard as I can and it wont go back in. I've tried the methods and they wont work. Also pics are up.
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Posted 31 January 2008 - 05:28 PM
thaygor: all i remimber is pumping it hard and shooting than trying to pump again
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<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad
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<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad
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Posted 31 January 2008 - 05:50 PM
This was a failure.
I'm making a note here: Effeminate FAIL.
It's hard to overstate my dissatisfaction.
Nerf Haven
We do what we must.
Because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are banned.
The cake is a lie. As is this topic in terms of "delivering."
nerfdonkey,
Your member account at NerfHaven has been temporarily suspended. Your account will not be functional until Sunday, June 17, 2035 (depending on your timezone). This is an automated process and you do not need to do anything to expedite the unsuspension process. Board Address: http://nerfhaven.com/forums/index.php
Have a nice day,
-Groove
I'm making a note here: Effeminate FAIL.
It's hard to overstate my dissatisfaction.
Nerf Haven
We do what we must.
Because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are banned.
The cake is a lie. As is this topic in terms of "delivering."
nerfdonkey,
Your member account at NerfHaven has been temporarily suspended. Your account will not be functional until Sunday, June 17, 2035 (depending on your timezone). This is an automated process and you do not need to do anything to expedite the unsuspension process. Board Address: http://nerfhaven.com/forums/index.php
Have a nice day,
-Groove
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Posted 31 January 2008 - 06:33 PM
Now that deserves a shirt.
Funniest thing I've seen in a while.
Funniest thing I've seen in a while.
Edited by jwasko, 31 January 2008 - 06:34 PM.
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We NERF ON all day, and FUCK OFF all night
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Posted 31 January 2008 - 07:47 PM
"there's no point in crying over every mistake just keep on trying till you run out of cake"
Still alive on youtube
I have it on my Ipod nano
Still alive on youtube
I have it on my Ipod nano
Murphy's Law of Combat Operations
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- If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike.
- If you need an officer in a hurry take a nap.
- When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not your friend.
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- If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike.
- If you need an officer in a hurry take a nap.
- When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not your friend.
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Posted 31 January 2008 - 09:06 PM
Wait, so now that nerfdonkey's suspended, what will become of his sale thread in the trading forum?
Not that I'm buying anything from him, but he was selling a racthetblast!
Not that I'm buying anything from him, but he was selling a racthetblast!
I don't care what anyone else says, Atom Blasters are fucking awesome.
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Posted 31 January 2008 - 09:39 PM
Oh, that is funny. added that hilarious quote to my signature, while playing with my butthole.This was a failure.
I'm making a note here: Effeminate FAIL.
It's hard to overstate my dissatisfaction.
Nerf Haven
We do what we must.
Because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are banned.
The cake is a lie. As is this topic in terms of "delivering."
nerfdonkey,
Your member account at NerfHaven has been temporarily suspended. Your account will not be functional until Sunday, June 17, 2035 (depending on your timezone). This is an automated process and you do not need to do anything to expedite the unsuspension process. Board Address: http://nerfhaven.com/forums/index.php
Have a nice day,
-Groove
QUOTE(silentsnipe)
It's not like that. I put lube on it and its the same. Its just stuck. And when I cock it back it goes farther back then usual. Also I push as hard as I can and it wont go back in. I've tried the methods and they wont work. Also pics are up.
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Posted 01 February 2008 - 11:15 AM
People may contact him VIA email if they wish to pursue that route.Wait, so now that nerfdonkey's suspended, what will become of his sale thread in the trading forum?
Not that I'm buying anything from him, but he was selling a racthetblast!
-Groove
"Too close for missiles, I'm switchin' to guns"
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Posted 01 February 2008 - 12:19 PM
People may contact him VIA email if they wish to pursue that route.Wait, so now that nerfdonkey's suspended, what will become of his sale thread in the trading forum?
Not that I'm buying anything from him, but he was selling a racthetblast!
-Groove
I love you now more than ever. We need that be gone picture dude.
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Posted 01 February 2008 - 12:28 PM
I have to say this is kind of my fault.
I'M NOT SAYING HE DIDN'T DESERVE IT!
I'm saying that no one probably would have thought about portal, the cake, or anything related to that if I hadn't had it in my signature when I joined. I just thought I had to say this, because I started this in a way. I could not just sit around, and not say something, with this on my concious. I'm not saying you should unban him, i'm saying think about it.
EVERYONE, I'M NOT SAYING OUR ADMINS DID THE WRONG THING!!!
I'M NOT SAYING HE DIDN'T DESERVE IT!
I'm saying that no one probably would have thought about portal, the cake, or anything related to that if I hadn't had it in my signature when I joined. I just thought I had to say this, because I started this in a way. I could not just sit around, and not say something, with this on my concious. I'm not saying you should unban him, i'm saying think about it.
EVERYONE, I'M NOT SAYING OUR ADMINS DID THE WRONG THING!!!
QUOTE(Carbon @ Feb 17 2008, 10:17 PM)
QUOTE(FoamSniper @ Feb 18 2008, 12:08 AM)
You're probably all wondering how to get a range of 95' from a mech 20
I was figuring you threw it.
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Posted 01 February 2008 - 12:40 PM
I have to say this is kind of my fault.
I'M NOT SAYING HE DIDN'T DESERVE IT!
I'm saying that no one probably would have thought about portal, the cake, or anything related to that if I hadn't had it in my signature when I joined. I just thought I had to say this, because I started this in a way. I could not just sit around, and not say something, with this on my concious. I'm not saying you should unban him, i'm saying think about it.
EVERYONE, I'M NOT SAYING OUR ADMINS DID THE WRONG THING!!!
Dude, Shut up.
You're not special, don't act like you're the reason this kid was an idiot; video game references run rampant on these forums, we're a bunch of nerds who play with nerf basters for crying out loud. So It had ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with you, your sig, or your delusions of grandeur.
-Bags
Edited by baghead, 01 February 2008 - 12:45 PM.
Don't call it a comeback, I never left.
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Posted 01 February 2008 - 05:46 PM
Has he not read one of my posts with my pissed off signature?
Noob...
And most of all BANNED!
Good ban because lets face it, this thread was not doing anything while similar threads have been slightly productive like exchanging gamertags or sign ons.
Noob...
And most of all BANNED!
Good ban because lets face it, this thread was not doing anything while similar threads have been slightly productive like exchanging gamertags or sign ons.
Edited by Lynx, 01 February 2008 - 05:47 PM.
Columbus' original crazy asshole now comes with:
AWESOME NITEFINDER
AWESOME NITEFINDER
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Posted 01 February 2008 - 06:13 PM
Why do you insist on posting stupid shit all the time?
Alice came to the fork in the road.
"Which road do I take?" she asked.
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"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
"Which road do I take?" she asked.
"Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat.
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
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Posted 01 February 2008 - 07:18 PM
I thought we resolved this little diddy on page one.
You don't have to raise your voice.
Go sit in a corner for awhile to cool down.
Hey.... where did you go?
This Admin Control Panel *checks*... the "silence is golden" button is stuck. I better go get a replacement from VACC.
Let this be a reminder that your signatures can be just as irritating as a crap post.
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I have to say this is kind of my fault.
I'M NOT SAYING HE DIDN'T DESERVE IT!
I'm saying that no one probably would have thought about portal, the cake, or anything related to that if I hadn't had it in my signature when I joined. I just thought I had to say this, because I started this in a way. I could not just sit around, and not say something, with this on my concious. I'm not saying you should unban him, i'm saying think about it.
EVERYONE, I'M NOT SAYING OUR ADMINS DID THE WRONG THING!!!
You don't have to raise your voice.
Go sit in a corner for awhile to cool down.
Hey.... where did you go?
This Admin Control Panel *checks*... the "silence is golden" button is stuck. I better go get a replacement from VACC.
Let this be a reminder that your signatures can be just as irritating as a crap post.
-Piney-
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