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[Langley]

Don't forget that in adition to 40 person wars in california, individual groups sprung up in NJ and began waring with each other on a regular basis (the horsemen, of coarse, the Lawn Chair Mafia, the Lawn Gnome Liberation Front, a bunch of individual people who don't belong to a group, and soon, maybey, a philladelphia clan called Philly Foam)

[Ares]

Stefan! I've read thousands of things about you wherever I could. Nice to see you back, though you have no clue who I am. I'm gonna leave it that way, and hit one of you all from the bushes via a cameo appearance at some YANO.....

wow. Stefan. I can't get over it.

K, quick gun release history as of as far as i feel like posting:

if you were herrre for the airjet power plus guns, than the next big "pumpies" were the Airtechs. The airtech 2000(at2k) is a sm1500 re-make. They also made this cool cocker recently called the tech target. Oh, and Lanard made a series of guns, on which seriously opens a 90-oz. can of whoop-hiney, called the max shot. tech target is comparable to the lnl, and the max shot is comparable to the crossbow, and youre darts still reign. chech out "death by foam" and youll see that youre darts are even main parts of comic strips.

[VACC]

Damn-it, I'm not going home till someone signs my nipple!....the right one...the left one is sensitive...

VACC
~HO!~

[LDM]

Wow. Stefan.

[MissouriKid]

Nice to meet you Stefan. You definately wont know me.

[serpent sniper]

All I can say is that this is a wonderfully pleasant surprise...It almost makes up for the fact that the dude on ebay hasen't sent my package (akimbo mad hornets) yet...

[Dopefish]

Actually some people instead of using fishing weights for stefans just use thumbtacks... I've made some but have yet to try them out compared to normal stefans. There's also what I believe are Webby darts though I have yet to do anything with them...

http://nerfevolved.f...ewebbydarts.php

Anyways, not that you know me considering this is the first time posting on Nerf Haven, though I frequented NHQ more so in the past. Great to meet you.

[IronRhino]

Grinch's tutorial sucks.

www31.brinkster.com/foamfortress

Go to ammo I think.

[Alexthebeast]

Damn-it, I'm not going home till someone signs my nipple!....the right one...the left one is sensitive...

VACC
~HO!~

"Alexthebeast~The sexy beast that signed your nipple"

[dragon26]

*shakes hand*

Damn!
I can't believe it.

You are one of my idols. Ever since I first saw the Stefan, Nerf has become a way of life for me. You definately don't know me, but who cares!

*shakes hand again*

pretty cool

[NerfManiac]

Five words Stefan! Damn Glad to See You Boy! Wait, that's six. Shit. Oh well. I'm glad to see that you are back. [girly voice] I'm like totally your biggest fan! I'm like starting to sweat. [/girly voice]

[waspy]

HOLY FUCK YOUR BACK (starts worshiping his god stefan)

[Icy Rhapsody]

2003: Who the fuck knows? Someone do something quick...

well...Stefan came back.

[Spoon]

Dude do you realise that your return has made untold scores of pre-teens cream their pants worldwide?

I hope you're proud.

Yea we're all alive and kicking, though some of us (like me) aren't posting as often because of Real Life ™. Nice to see you're not dead or anything. We're still holding nerf wars every other month or so out here, and even more often in New Jersey and elsewhere should you ever decide to get off your ass and pick up a gun.

I think this is the first time in years I've spoken to you where the point of the conversation was NOT for me to get pirated software from you.

[Daedarus]

Yep, these sweats are mos def going in the trash!

[Ragornocks]

Well, I have to be like the 20th hopeless fucker to say hey to you. Someone remind me to change my avatar later. And are you gonna stay for awhile? If so, don't bother any other forum. They just won't be worth your time, for the most part. A few exeptions in there somewhere.

[wtrent10]

the stefan... I never thought I'd see the day when I'd get to see the name stefan as a sn. or therefore speak to thou through message boards. HOLY CRAP!!!!!! I'M NOT WORTHY, I'M NOT WORTHY!!!!!

[Trav]

I'M NOT WORTHY, I'M NOT WORTHY!!!!!

Damn right your not.


So, finally the day when I get to meet the maker of the stefan dart. Damn, I have nothing to say. Just, damn. If it wasn't for you then I probably wouldn't even be Nerfing right now.

[Sylent Blade]

Oh my fuck.

Christ, it's just so cool to leave a friggin message on the board for you.

You have no idea who I am, nor will you ever care. So hopeless I am, as I follow the others and basically worship you. You are a nerfing legend, said many times before... just so cool to meet you.

I hope you stay for a while, get new ppl like us back in line, and help the other Admins flame us helplessly.

Oh, and another thing... my hardware store stopped selling the caulking foam to make your fucking darts... I'm going to shoot the fucking owner of ever hardware store for this, and perhaps unleash a throng of wild pelicans to dispose of their tattered remains.

We all are glad to have you back man... please forgive me excessive worship.

[VACC]

Ok, this is getting a little out of hand. I'm just gonna come clean. I thought it would be funny to see the reaction from some of you if I made the 3rd nerf god rise from the dead. Stefan is NOT back...you guys just got a little too excited, and I don't want anyone wrapping themselves up in a gift basket and sending themselves to some made up canadian po box. So I'm sorry. It was a hoax, Stefan is not on NH, he's probably in some dirty Canadian port town drinking spiked mochachinos and smoking copious quantities of herb. Don't have a collective heart attack, just take a deep breath and clean yourselves up.

VACC
~Slut!~

[ShortShit]

I agree with Vacc, are you all out of your minds? Stop thinking with your dicks, hes a CANADIAN! DIDNT ANY OF YOU SEE THE SOUTH PARK MOVIE!
Spelled: C-Aye-N-Aye-D-Aye
We should be ridaculing him, tormenting him, and mocking his homeland, not praising him as the returning OG Nerf God! EAT YOUR WORDS!


-HI STEFAN I LOVE YOU TOO< WILL YOU SIGN MY LEFT BUTT CHEEK? THE RIGHT ONE HAS A RASH....

;-) xoxo ;-)

[Daedarus]

Heh heh, that was the best online-joke yet. And you owe me a pair of sweat pants....

[Langley]

Vacc. You have way to much time on your hands. Go get a real hobby.

[Spoon]

Go get a real hobby.

He tried, but lo and behold, would you have guessed that the legal age of consent in New Jersey is 18 freaking years old? Whats a hot-blooded guy like him to do? So he did this instead.


I don't see whats so bad about someone's hobby being the emotional torment of others. To quote my friend Matt: Some people play tennis, Vacc erodes the human soul.

[Ares]

Yup, I also love erodin' them souls, uh-huh........