have any of you been to this site???.
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anyone been to this site???
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, Oct 16 2003 07:18 PM
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Posted 16 October 2003 - 07:18 PM
"This movie is the cause for all mental retardation. every kid I see walking down the street slamming their hand against their chest and yelling some incoherent sound I'm gonna point at them and yell, 'NO!!!!!!!! YOU WATCHED SKY CAPTAIN!!!!'"
~James
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Posted 17 October 2003 - 08:19 AM
so no ones been here???
"This movie is the cause for all mental retardation. every kid I see walking down the street slamming their hand against their chest and yelling some incoherent sound I'm gonna point at them and yell, 'NO!!!!!!!! YOU WATCHED SKY CAPTAIN!!!!'"
~James
~James
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Posted 17 October 2003 - 09:51 AM
Do you want to get flamed, wrent?
You use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.
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Posted 17 October 2003 - 09:55 AM
no, I want to introduce a site that will enrich peoples lives with crap we don't need, like the banana dance, and the history of fuck, and so on.
"This movie is the cause for all mental retardation. every kid I see walking down the street slamming their hand against their chest and yelling some incoherent sound I'm gonna point at them and yell, 'NO!!!!!!!! YOU WATCHED SKY CAPTAIN!!!!'"
~James
~James
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Posted 17 October 2003 - 05:34 PM
Do you want to get flamed, wrent?
no, I want to introduce a site that will enrich peoples lives with crap we don't need, like the banana dance, and the history of fuck, and so on.
I'll take that as a yes.
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Posted 17 October 2003 - 07:10 PM
yeah it pretty much is.
"This movie is the cause for all mental retardation. every kid I see walking down the street slamming their hand against their chest and yelling some incoherent sound I'm gonna point at them and yell, 'NO!!!!!!!! YOU WATCHED SKY CAPTAIN!!!!'"
~James
~James
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Posted 18 October 2003 - 12:35 AM
Then shut the fuck up.
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Posted 18 October 2003 - 09:28 AM
::claps::
<Fooz> In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.
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Posted 18 October 2003 - 10:11 AM
There once was a kid named Double-U Trent,
He posted useless crap.
I could never understand what the hell he meant,
To read his posts you needed a map.
Just stop, 'dubya, stop.
He posted useless crap.
I could never understand what the hell he meant,
To read his posts you needed a map.
Just stop, 'dubya, stop.
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Posted 18 October 2003 - 03:47 PM
I thought some stuff there was pretty funny.
*looks around quickly and sits back down*
*looks around quickly and sits back down*
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Posted 18 October 2003 - 03:53 PM
::pulls chair out from under Mantis before he sits.::
::laughs at as Mantis Scrables up to kill me::
::Realizes hes not kidding::
::Runs::
::laughs at as Mantis Scrables up to kill me::
::Realizes hes not kidding::
::Runs::
<Fooz> In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.
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Posted 19 October 2003 - 08:48 PM
I'm getting pie soon!!!
(looks excitedly at everyone as they close in on me to kill me)
(looks excitedly at everyone as they close in on me to kill me)
"This movie is the cause for all mental retardation. every kid I see walking down the street slamming their hand against their chest and yelling some incoherent sound I'm gonna point at them and yell, 'NO!!!!!!!! YOU WATCHED SKY CAPTAIN!!!!'"
~James
~James
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Posted 19 October 2003 - 10:56 PM
QUOTE(Arcanis)
When I insert a dick, nothing happens.
Why dont you have anything to drink!?
Choose one, making you better feeling!
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Posted 20 October 2003 - 05:28 AM
Buddy Jesus from Dogma!!!
<Fooz> In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.
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Posted 20 October 2003 - 02:58 PM
heh, makes me think of a joke I know. Why do they put a cock on a weather vain ? Cus if it were a cunt, the air would blow right through it 
| QUOTE (Arcanis @ Apr 9 2005, 12:02 AM) |
| When I insert a dick, nothing happens. |
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Posted 20 October 2003 - 07:36 PM
Dude, It's Buddy Christ not buddy Jesus. I know you're not from Jersey and are not born with an appreciation for Kevin Smith but COME ON!!!!Buddy Jesus from Dogma!!!
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Posted 20 October 2003 - 10:59 PM
This site is funny like HIV.
Additionally, Kevin Smith is overrated.
Additionally, Kevin Smith is overrated.
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Posted 21 October 2003 - 12:04 AM
All you mother fuckers are going to pay. Your the one's who are the ball lickers. When we get to hollywood and stop those mirimax fucks from making that movie, we're going to make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat there shit which is made up of our shit that we made them eat. Then all you motherfuckers are next.
Love,
Jay and Silent Bob.
In a nutshell, leave, your a dick, you'll always be a dick, and it could turn out that you were the vice president, and you will never recieve an ounce of respect from me, our should I say, a gram. Now give your girlfriend a kiss for me, and tell her I'll be over later.
Fuck you,
Talio.
Love,
Jay and Silent Bob.
In a nutshell, leave, your a dick, you'll always be a dick, and it could turn out that you were the vice president, and you will never recieve an ounce of respect from me, our should I say, a gram. Now give your girlfriend a kiss for me, and tell her I'll be over later.
Fuck you,
Talio.
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Posted 21 October 2003 - 12:25 AM
Just gotta activate this: QUESTION MARK!!1oneIn a nutshell, leave, your a dick, you'll always be a dick, and it could turn out that you were the vice president, and you will never recieve an ounce of respect from me, our should I say, a gram. Now give your girlfriend a kiss for me, and tell her I'll be over later.
Fuck you,
Talio.
Ok, much better.
I won't bother correcting your spelling (much less your grammar) because it's obviously not clear that you're violating any rules of this board and it's not my place to "uphold the law." I also won't correct your ill-association between units of mass and units of weight. I don't know who you are and I hope you don't know who I am. Thus, I will not make any sort of judgements concerning your character, although your words probably do not do you justice. I'm lucky enough, at least right now, to not have a girlfriend, because such a distraction would with my limited discipline prove disastrous to my college career. However, if your allies are correct, I am gay, and thus that "girlfriend" of which you speak is a man with whom I share the man-love, and apparently you do as well. Of course, I will accept this, if your allies' statements are true. However, I must end that relationship because I'm interested in something more than just satisfying lust and a cheating partner is detrimental to my emotional health. You can have him.
[edit]I have no intent of going "Lozi" on your ass, so don't try to compel me.[/edit]
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