Funnyjunk
#1
Posted 16 October 2003 - 07:18 PM
~James
#2
Posted 17 October 2003 - 08:19 AM
~James
#3 Guest_ALIENfromMars_*
Posted 17 October 2003 - 09:46 AM
#4
Posted 17 October 2003 - 09:51 AM
- Taggart (Blazing Saddles)
#5
Posted 17 October 2003 - 09:55 AM
~James
#6
Posted 17 October 2003 - 05:34 PM
Do you want to get flamed, wrent?
no, I want to introduce a site that will enrich peoples lives with crap we don't need, like the banana dance, and the history of fuck, and so on.
I'll take that as a yes.
#7
Posted 17 October 2003 - 07:10 PM
~James
#8
Posted 18 October 2003 - 12:35 AM
#9
Posted 18 October 2003 - 09:28 AM
#10
Posted 18 October 2003 - 10:11 AM
He posted useless crap.
I could never understand what the hell he meant,
To read his posts you needed a map.
Just stop, 'dubya, stop.
#11
Posted 18 October 2003 - 03:47 PM
*looks around quickly and sits back down*
K:H=1.00
Shots Fired: 2.1 x 10^4
Fun had: 97%
#12
Posted 18 October 2003 - 03:53 PM
::laughs at as Mantis Scrables up to kill me::
::Realizes hes not kidding::
::Runs::
#13
Posted 19 October 2003 - 08:48 PM
(looks excitedly at everyone as they close in on me to kill me)
~James
#14
Posted 19 October 2003 - 10:56 PM
Why dont you have anything to drink!?
Choose one, making you better feeling!
#15
Posted 20 October 2003 - 05:28 AM
#16
Posted 20 October 2003 - 02:58 PM
QUOTE (Arcanis @ Apr 9 2005, 12:02 AM) |
When I insert a dick, nothing happens. |
#17
Posted 20 October 2003 - 07:36 PM
Dude, It's Buddy Christ not buddy Jesus. I know you're not from Jersey and are not born with an appreciation for Kevin Smith but COME ON!!!!Buddy Jesus from Dogma!!!
[/sarcastic flame]
#18
Posted 20 October 2003 - 10:59 PM
Additionally, Kevin Smith is overrated.
OutBurst
#19
Posted 21 October 2003 - 12:04 AM
Love,
Jay and Silent Bob.
In a nutshell, leave, your a dick, you'll always be a dick, and it could turn out that you were the vice president, and you will never recieve an ounce of respect from me, our should I say, a gram. Now give your girlfriend a kiss for me, and tell her I'll be over later.
Fuck you,
Talio.
#20
Posted 21 October 2003 - 12:25 AM
Just gotta activate this: QUESTION MARK!!1oneIn a nutshell, leave, your a dick, you'll always be a dick, and it could turn out that you were the vice president, and you will never recieve an ounce of respect from me, our should I say, a gram. Now give your girlfriend a kiss for me, and tell her I'll be over later.
Fuck you,
Talio.
Ok, much better.
I won't bother correcting your spelling (much less your grammar) because it's obviously not clear that you're violating any rules of this board and it's not my place to "uphold the law." I also won't correct your ill-association between units of mass and units of weight. I don't know who you are and I hope you don't know who I am. Thus, I will not make any sort of judgements concerning your character, although your words probably do not do you justice. I'm lucky enough, at least right now, to not have a girlfriend, because such a distraction would with my limited discipline prove disastrous to my college career. However, if your allies are correct, I am gay, and thus that "girlfriend" of which you speak is a man with whom I share the man-love, and apparently you do as well. Of course, I will accept this, if your allies' statements are true. However, I must end that relationship because I'm interested in something more than just satisfying lust and a cheating partner is detrimental to my emotional health. You can have him.
[edit]I have no intent of going "Lozi" on your ass, so don't try to compel me.[/edit]
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