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cmeej → KoRnEd
'I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
Feb 08 2012 01:06 AM
cmeej → KoRnEd
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
Feb 08 2012 01:06 AM
cmeej → KoRnEd
Alright goddammit. I'm going to post jokes on your profile until you like me. Cuz if there is anything I am... it's committed.
Feb 08 2012 01:06 AM
cmeej → KoRnEd
Alright, lets break this down.
a) I'm not really a 'kid' just throwing that out there. Isn't that what the dispute was originally?
b) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3boTcx5hJBc
c) I was like 50% trolling you. You missed the awesome conversation afterwards about sexual reproduction prior to puberty. A 5 year old with PMS, apparently A-OK.
a) I'm not really a 'kid' just throwing that out there. Isn't that what the dispute was originally?
b) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3boTcx5hJBc
c) I was like 50% trolling you. You missed the awesome conversation afterwards about sexual reproduction prior to puberty. A 5 year old with PMS, apparently A-OK.
Feb 07 2012 10:28 PM
cmeej → KoRnEd
I'll leave you alone if you like. I just felt like I ought to apologize.
Feb 07 2012 10:19 PM
