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cmeej → KoRnEd

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, '...

Feb 08 2012 01:07 AM

cmeej → KoRnEd

''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''

Feb 08 2012 01:06 AM

cmeej → KoRnEd

'I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Feb 08 2012 01:06 AM

cmeej → KoRnEd

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

Feb 08 2012 01:06 AM

cmeej → KoRnEd

Alright goddammit. I'm going to post jokes on your profile until you like me. Cuz if there is anything I am... it's committed.

Feb 08 2012 01:06 AM

cmeej → KoRnEd

d) I'm more hipster than douche-baggy. Common mistake :P

Feb 07 2012 10:29 PM

cmeej → KoRnEd

Alright, lets break this down.
a) I'm not really a 'kid' just throwing that out there. Isn't that what the dispute was originally?
b) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3boTcx5hJBc
c) I was like 50% trolling you. You missed the awesome conversation afterwards about sexual reproduction prior to puberty. A 5 year old with PMS, apparently A-OK.

Feb 07 2012 10:28 PM