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I'm from California :D

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20:07 tiredKitty living in NYC, you could spend a lot of time in Chinatown and only speak the mother tongue
20:07 tiredKitty Not a good idea, btw.

View PostDaniel Beaver, on 09 June 2012 - 09:01 AM, said:

I have identified the problem: "maverick"

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    X20AStrikefreedom 

    10 May 2013 - 20:17
    Can I buy the blue longshot off you for $40?
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    Foam Ninja 

    28 Aug 2012 - 13:56
    Ill buy your Tornado off you for 60 if you can take payment on the 1st. shipping to 47001?
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    Foam Ninja 

    28 Aug 2012 - 13:56
    Ill buy your Tornado off you for 60 if you can take payment on the 1st. shipping to 47001?
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    torrin7 

    12 Jun 2012 - 07:03
    hey
    was wondering if your +bow is still up for sale
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    cmeej 

    07 Feb 2012 - 22:08
    -Love Cmeej
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    cmeej 

    07 Feb 2012 - 22:08
    seen Juan, you've seen Amal
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    cmeej 

    07 Feb 2012 - 22:08
    A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you...
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    cmeej 

    07 Feb 2012 - 22:08
    My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
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    cmeej 

    07 Feb 2012 - 22:08
    I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
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    cmeej 

    07 Feb 2012 - 22:07
    A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: ''Pint please, and one for the road.''
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    cmeej 

    07 Feb 2012 - 22:07
    I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
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    cmeej 

    07 Feb 2012 - 22:07
    Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
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    cmeej 

    07 Feb 2012 - 22:07
    SHUT UP! YOU ARE NEXT!
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    cmeej 

    07 Feb 2012 - 22:07
    A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, '...
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    cmeej 

    07 Feb 2012 - 22:06
    ''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''
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