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Dbf #14 : We're Ready Alright

#1 User is offline   Groove 

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Posted 26 June 2003 - 02:24 PM

New DbF is up, people...

It was partially inspired by my trip to this year's Armageddon, and partially inspired by a show I saw in 1999 about some hick family that was stockpiling TP because they thought when Y2K hit, TP would be worth as much as gold.

Yeah...you can see where this goes...anyway, I hope you all like it.
"Too close for missiles, I'm switchin' to guns"

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Posted 26 June 2003 - 03:17 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ok, I'm biased, but if you were me you'd laugh your ass off too. Good show groove, good show.

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Posted 26 June 2003 - 03:20 PM

I just read it again and noticed the door has a sign that says "Stay the fuck out, bitch!"...AHAHAHAHAHA!!

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Posted 26 June 2003 - 03:53 PM

There is also an anti-squirrel sign on it, too.
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Posted 26 June 2003 - 06:10 PM

Seriously, this is one of your best ever. I laughed out loud when I read this at work and then had to dodge "what's so funny?" questions.
Two roads converged in the woods, and I took the one less traveled......and now I don't know where the hell I am.

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Posted 26 June 2003 - 07:07 PM

The look on the kid's face outside my door is fucking priceless.

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Posted 26 June 2003 - 07:47 PM

You have captured the essence, perhaps the very soul, of Vacc.

Squirrels are nearly as funny as monkeys.
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Posted 27 June 2003 - 07:09 PM

THEY'RE NOT FUCKING FUNY! THEY'RE FUCKING DANGEROUS! THEY KNOW WHERE I FUCKING LIVE GOD DAMN-IT! ....they're working on scaling cement walls too...I fear for my very life...and my planters nut supply.

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Posted 28 June 2003 - 12:52 PM

MONKEYS! Peanuts! PLATYPUS! Hahaha! Laughed my ass off I did... great comics, Groove! Keep um' coming!

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Pant rifle, wind sock, and bacon wand are funny words, eh?

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