Jump to content


Photo

Armageddon X

The 10th anniversary of Southern California's Great Sausage Fest

216 replies to this topic

#126 sasquatch

sasquatch

    Member

  • Members
  • 145 posts

Posted 01 May 2009 - 10:33 AM

I know I wasn't there for this incident, but let me just apologize, for everyone involved. We're very sorry that your girlfriend was fat. But hey, look at the bright side; with some creative wardrobe arrangements you might be able to convince people that you, in fact, have two slim girlfriends, as opposed to one fat one.

Look at you...livin' the dream.

VACC


Jesus, you just don't get it at all. I don't care that my then girlfriend had a weight issue, I really don't. It's the fact that you guys only saw that and feel the need to point it out. It's rude and asinine. Especially to say it when you're around all of us. Say it when we're not around and I won't give a shit. Just don't say it in front of us.

And you are also just reinforcing my point that you're a bunch of assholes.

Basically what I'm saying is... *ahem* Fuck you.
  • 0
I'm big and hairy, that's how you'll remember if you see me. My name's Sasquatch for a reason

#127 VACC

VACC

    Vacc is Legend

  • Founders
  • 3,265 posts

Posted 01 May 2009 - 10:44 AM

Jeez, I'm sorry. I really didn't think my comments would upset you like that. I thought you had balls. Clearly I had mistakenly identified what must be your gigantic camel toe. These things happen. I'll be more careful in my future assumptions.


VACC
  • 0

#128 Falcon

Falcon

    Velcro'd Beanpole

  • Members
  • 1,375 posts

Posted 01 May 2009 - 11:00 AM

Vacc, you've been away for too long. SPOON's the one with the Camel toe...get your fucking facts straight!
  • 0
----------||||||||)
QUOTE(Ilùvatar @ 0000) View Post
Of the theme that I have declared to you, I will now that ye make in harmony together a Great Music.

#129 CaptainSlug

CaptainSlug

    Resident Mad Scientist

  • Administrators
  • 4,763 posts

Posted 01 May 2009 - 11:47 AM

I guess the chip on my should comes from the general serious business vibe I get from most of the Easties. And that was in person as well as on the forums. In general, I hate people who think they're hot shit, even if they are.

Especially if they're not. Not saying you're BAD per se, just not how good you seem to think you are.

Shit son, where else on this forum have I ever up-sold myself? You really fell for my post hard didn't you?
You're so convinced about the East Coast based on your very brief encounters with us under special circumstances that your mind is made up and nothing will change it.

I guess the chip on my should comes from the general serious business vibe I get from most of the Easties. And that was in person as well as on the forums.

Why would I own an iPod? Those are for trendwhores.

Your constant need to defend that big long post of yours is becoming increasingly cute. Like "Oh, look at him flail" kind of cute.

Dude, quit hitting on me, it's disgusting.
If you're still mad when I show up you can try to magic missile me to death. This is you isn't it?

Edited by CaptainSlug, 01 May 2009 - 11:58 AM.

  • 0
The little critters of nature, they don't know that they're ugly. That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumble bee. I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me. Why didn't you believe me?

#130 Draconis

Draconis

    I am not Lord Draconical

  • Members
  • 2,712 posts

Posted 01 May 2009 - 12:31 PM

Wow... What a ridiculous fail of an argument. Aren't you guys all friends? And if not, then why the fuck would you want to nerf together?
  • 0
[15:51] <+Noodle> titties
[15:51] <+Rhadamanthys> titties
[15:51] <+jakejagan> titties
[15:51] <+Lucian> boobs
[15:51] <+Gears> titties
[15:51] <@Draconis> Titties.
[15:52] <+Noodle> why is this so hard?

#131 CaptainSlug

CaptainSlug

    Resident Mad Scientist

  • Administrators
  • 4,763 posts

Posted 01 May 2009 - 01:49 PM

Aren't you guys all friends?

No. And I'm definitely not friends with everyone I have ever Nerfed with. I enjoy shooting people I don't like even more than I enjoy shooting people I do like.

Edited by CaptainSlug, 01 May 2009 - 02:04 PM.

  • 0
The little critters of nature, they don't know that they're ugly. That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumble bee. I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me. Why didn't you believe me?

#132 Draconis

Draconis

    I am not Lord Draconical

  • Members
  • 2,712 posts

Posted 01 May 2009 - 05:30 PM

Aren't you guys all friends?

No. And I'm definitely not friends with everyone I have ever Nerfed with. I enjoy shooting people I don't like even more than I enjoy shooting people I do like.



You might want to get that checked. They have whole genres of porn for people like that.
  • 0
[15:51] <+Noodle> titties
[15:51] <+Rhadamanthys> titties
[15:51] <+jakejagan> titties
[15:51] <+Lucian> boobs
[15:51] <+Gears> titties
[15:51] <@Draconis> Titties.
[15:52] <+Noodle> why is this so hard?

#133 ShatteredDreams

ShatteredDreams

    Member

  • Members
  • 173 posts

Posted 01 May 2009 - 09:28 PM

Alright, seriously, I thought it was amusing last night when I had been drinking for awhile, but reading it now.. are you guys serious?

It's a fucking nerf war. You know- toy guns, girlish screaming, lot's of laughs at the accidental shit that happens. People have fun, or they don't, hang out with people they haven't seen since last 'geddon and enjoy themselves over a couple cold beers and some jam sessions afterwords.

How the fuck did this turn into a little piss-fest? Get over it, go fuck something, and enjoy the war. Jesus christ what the hell is up with half of these comments?
  • 0
"Diplomats are just as esential to starting a war, as soldiers are to finishing it."- Will Rogers.

#134 CaptainSlug

CaptainSlug

    Resident Mad Scientist

  • Administrators
  • 4,763 posts

Posted 01 May 2009 - 09:55 PM

are you guys serious?

For the eighth time now: NO

I regret causing such a huge storm of complaints. Maybe I will ignore it the next time someone tells me I'm not being mean enough.
I won't be posting in this thread again until after the war.

Edited by CaptainSlug, 01 May 2009 - 10:25 PM.

  • 0
The little critters of nature, they don't know that they're ugly. That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumble bee. I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me. Why didn't you believe me?

#135 ShatteredDreams

ShatteredDreams

    Member

  • Members
  • 173 posts

Posted 01 May 2009 - 10:44 PM

are you guys serious?

For the eighth time now: NO

I regret causing such a huge storm of complaints. Maybe I will ignore it the next time someone tells me I'm not being mean enough.
I won't be posting in this thread again until after the war.


My comment wasn't directed at you at all, but rather the litany of all the bitching, moaning, and complaining.
  • 0
"Diplomats are just as esential to starting a war, as soldiers are to finishing it."- Will Rogers.

#136 sasquatch

sasquatch

    Member

  • Members
  • 145 posts

Posted 02 May 2009 - 01:10 AM

I won't be posting in this thread again until after the war.


I will follow suit. I've said my aprt and that's enough for me.
  • 0
I'm big and hairy, that's how you'll remember if you see me. My name's Sasquatch for a reason

#137 One Man Clan

One Man Clan

    TOFTS

  • Contributors
  • 2,170 posts

Posted 02 May 2009 - 01:55 AM

*Huggsies*
  • 0
I hate you.

#138 billibob

billibob

    Member

  • Members
  • 1 posts

Posted 03 May 2009 - 03:12 PM

me and posivly 5 other are planing on coming

put billibob as yes
  • 0

#139 One Man Clan

One Man Clan

    TOFTS

  • Contributors
  • 2,170 posts

Posted 03 May 2009 - 09:04 PM

Fix that awful grammar.
  • 0
I hate you.

#140 Falcon

Falcon

    Velcro'd Beanpole

  • Members
  • 1,375 posts

Posted 04 May 2009 - 05:58 PM

My comment wasn't directed at you at all, but rather the litany of all the bitching, moaning, and complaining.

I've missed you terribly.

Edited by Falcon, 04 May 2009 - 05:58 PM.

  • 0
----------||||||||)
QUOTE(Ilùvatar @ 0000) View Post
Of the theme that I have declared to you, I will now that ye make in harmony together a Great Music.

#141 CaptainSlug

CaptainSlug

    Resident Mad Scientist

  • Administrators
  • 4,763 posts

Posted 04 May 2009 - 10:04 PM

I'm going to back on my promise about not posting in this thread again just so I can post this picture. I hate how unfunny this thread is likely to be between now and the war.

Posted Image

Edited by CaptainSlug, 04 May 2009 - 10:36 PM.

  • 0
The little critters of nature, they don't know that they're ugly. That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumble bee. I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me. Why didn't you believe me?

#142 The Kart Racing Nerf Man

The Kart Racing Nerf Man

    Member

  • Members
  • 150 posts

Posted 05 May 2009 - 07:50 PM

I will try and come. I am a local.
This is going to be SWEEEEEEET!!!!
  • 0
I'm a Mac

Paste this into your sig if you are a Mac.


#143 Reagent X

Reagent X

    Member

  • Members
  • 87 posts

Posted 07 May 2009 - 08:10 PM

will be there


and I will be video taping the war...
  • 0

#144 AnyaSeijin

AnyaSeijin

    Member

  • Members
  • 149 posts

Posted 09 May 2009 - 02:35 PM

I like this Armageddon shit talking, it's pretty cute.

There are so many new faces and not enough who I can remotely recognize, I just can't decide who's going to win!

My bet's for whichever team skips the most.





O the skipping. So we'll win right? I mean, just me and you will be the last ones standing. :D

O, and don't forget, shirtless-skipping. Its important to remember.




And as of last geddon-I won't be so freakin sick this time that I puke my guts up and have to leave early. Though, Slug-you aren't leaving early this time are you? I really didn't get a chance to even play against you last time (I know you have no remembrance of who this is, but I will try to make things more 'interesting' for you this time, and your money well spent). Honestly, I'm a bit out of shape right now, my wife is getting on me, so I'll be toning up so I can make use of all four of my pistols tagging whoever gets in my way.

I feel bad for the easties that have come out, and felt they didn't get a decent idea of our caliber out here. I mean, you guys do spend alot of money to do this.


And as for the rest of the complaints, moans, whining, horribly TOO personal come backs on the last few pages. Please people get a grip. I do take this game seriously. I seriously want to have fun doing it. If that means that I feel my body needs to be fit so I can run around all day-good. If that means my trash talk will be on how I owned groove-fine. If that means trying to push personal buttons-bad. To be honest, I have a feeling Cx would think this all rather amusing, in a VERY pathetic way. Trash talk is cool. But there are lines. All of you should try and be a bit more civil. I want to have a good time with slug, on and off the field. Along with everyone. Bare in mind people will often have more fragile egos than maybe your own. So just watch it. Please just keep it to nerfing. This forum isn't about anything else.



And Slug. That comic was retarded in a horribly-stupid-obvious-funny way. :P


BY the way....now that I'm thinking about it. Is Cx coming? I haven't seen him in like two years now.
  • 0

#145 sasquatch

sasquatch

    Member

  • Members
  • 145 posts

Posted 15 May 2009 - 03:50 PM

Bump because 'Geddon shouldn't be on page 3....
  • 0
I'm big and hairy, that's how you'll remember if you see me. My name's Sasquatch for a reason

#146 wardrive

wardrive

    Member

  • Members
  • 66 posts

Posted 16 May 2009 - 10:21 PM

I'll probably be going, I live in fresno so transportation might be an issue. (Worst case scenario: I'll make sure to share any stories about trying to smuggle a vulcan on greyhound).
-This will also be my first major war.

Edited by wardrive, 16 May 2009 - 10:24 PM.

  • 0
It's not called incompetence, We call it Leadership.

#147 Falcon

Falcon

    Velcro'd Beanpole

  • Members
  • 1,375 posts

Posted 18 May 2009 - 02:46 PM

BY the way....now that I'm thinking about it. Is Cx coming? I haven't seen him in like two years now.

Neither have we. Last time I heard, VACC was staying with Spoon and Steph (they're married finally, if you didn't get the memo) so that at least gurantees that Spoon's coming. Should be bringing Hippie Matt back with him too...but there are no reports about Kevin at all. Seeing as how you've been to his place and all, though...if we haven't heard from him by the day before, I'll personally accompany you to his place to TP his house with linens covered in the war location address.

Edited by Falcon, 18 May 2009 - 10:43 PM.

  • 0
----------||||||||)
QUOTE(Ilùvatar @ 0000) View Post
Of the theme that I have declared to you, I will now that ye make in harmony together a Great Music.

#148 VACC

VACC

    Vacc is Legend

  • Founders
  • 3,265 posts

Posted 18 May 2009 - 09:25 PM

I'm not gonna be in California any time in the near future. You'll have to get in touch with Spoon to see if he'll show.
  • 0

#149 AnyaSeijin

AnyaSeijin

    Member

  • Members
  • 149 posts

Posted 19 May 2009 - 02:01 PM

BY the way....now that I'm thinking about it. Is Cx coming? I haven't seen him in like two years now.

Neither have we. Last time I heard, VACC was staying with Spoon and Steph (they're married finally, if you didn't get the memo) so that at least gurantees that Spoon's coming. Should be bringing Hippie Matt back with him too...but there are no reports about Kevin at all. Seeing as how you've been to his place and all, though...if we haven't heard from him by the day before, I'll personally accompany you to his place to TP his house with linens covered in the war location address.



Can someone please alert Cx if possible? Toj I thought you still had his number, see what you can do. I don't anymore, nor do I remember how to get to his place. Ironically I know right where he works...


O, and can we get an update on the attendance list on the front page?

Edited by AnyaSeijin, 19 May 2009 - 02:14 PM.

  • 0

#150 Falcon

Falcon

    Velcro'd Beanpole

  • Members
  • 1,375 posts

Posted 19 May 2009 - 03:18 PM

I'll work on it today. If you still know where he works, perhaps a trip to harass the working man is in order...say, CAFF weekend?
  • 0
----------||||||||)
QUOTE(Ilùvatar @ 0000) View Post
Of the theme that I have declared to you, I will now that ye make in harmony together a Great Music.


0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users