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#4603 Avatars

Posted by jon on 14 May 2003 - 07:23 PM in Site Feedback

what about jay and silent bob?



#4531 Armageddon Planning Thread

Posted by jon on 13 May 2003 - 12:59 PM in Nerf Wars

It is only grunge if Ozy it there. You cant beat the long hair, camo pants, ruged t-shirt, and a marijuana addiction.



#4311 Armageddon Planning Thread

Posted by jon on 06 May 2003 - 12:28 PM in Nerf Wars

steve and i will see wich people want to go and wich dont, also we will see if we can work out a riding situation. also kev i just got a good camera and good film ediding system. would you guys like to have a nerf video? if you have space it would be cool to put on the this site? also that sux that ozzy cant come!



#4576 Armageddon Planning Thread

Posted by jon on 13 May 2003 - 10:52 PM in Nerf Wars

Grunge, n. Slang 1. Filth; dirt. 2. A style of shitty rock music that incorporates elements of punk rock and heavy metal, popularized in the early 1990s and often marked by lyrics exhibiting nihilism, dissatisfaction, or apathy.

for one it is not shitty. come on dude i have not met one person who does not like Nirvana. so would be saying that you are first one i have met? also it is not just a music style it is an immage like punks there is punk rock and there are punks. what i was saying was that ozzy fits that image.



#26613 Armageddon '04 Planning Thread

Posted by jon on 20 May 2004 - 09:14 AM in Nerf Wars

holy shit it feels great to talk to you guys again! anyho i would like to say i will finaly be able to go to this war. between moving three times this year and all the drumline practices i truly opolygize. also anyone who needs a place to crash anyone can come over.



#4759 Matrix Reloaded

Posted by jon on 19 May 2003 - 12:48 PM in Off Topic

the movie was a good one but there were some realy stupid scenes like when neo masojed trinitys heart to bring her back to life. i thought that the sex scene was stupid, come on (not to be racist) black people getting ther freak on to techno while neo and trinity are doing it! if anything it was more funy than erotic. the fight scenes were great especialy the freeway one. i read one article about the matrix they said that there was suposed to be ghost and wearwolfs in it. i know about the gost but what about the wearwolfs? the story line was good but i needed a better ending. I agree that it wasn't as good as the first one. over all i would give it a B, but still i makes want to see the final one



#4629 Matrix Reloaded

Posted by jon on 15 May 2003 - 12:52 PM in Off Topic

some of my friends went and saw it last night, i will see it today. my friends said that it sucked, i dont want to believe them, so i will see for myself today.



#6370 Armageddon

Posted by jon on 01 July 2003 - 06:59 PM in Nerf Wars

fuck fuck and more fuck! Damit i wish i was there im just look at the pics right now. and im thinkin it would better to have a thousand welts rather that a fucking thouhsand misquito bites! damit all with the boy scouts and makeing me there leader. dam it sound like you guys had alot of fun. damit damit damit i wish i was there. well my weekend was full of a buch of 5th graders who are not even smart enough to put up a stupid tent. so kev when are you going to start planing for the next yano? also stevie did you get my tool box like i asked? well anaways i glad you guys had

*pulls out gun and shoots himself in the foot*



#6371 Armageddon

Posted by jon on 01 July 2003 - 07:03 PM in Nerf Wars

oh ya steve what are you doing staring at mario's ass?



#6469 Armageddon

Posted by jon on 02 July 2003 - 09:31 PM in Nerf Wars

No kidding, the tables were clean for the first time ever.

August YANO will be coming up fast - it will likely be on 8/9 which is barely a month from now.

thanx next time i won't leave my shit around but anyways kev did steve get my tool box from you?



#27516 Code Of Conduct

Posted by jon on 01 June 2004 - 11:59 PM in Site Feedback

Hey Cx, is this a sintax error or is there really such a thing as Pr0n links and images?

"No Pr0n links or images "



#27406 Code Of Conduct

Posted by jon on 31 May 2004 - 11:07 PM in Site Feedback

The current rules are very fair and should not be tampered with. CX you did a good job on writing them. But, I want to know are you going to be very strict about the rules, or are you going lets some spelling and grammar errors slip by? Also, is every waring going to be tied with the punishmen of temporarry suspention? If so is there a specific of time for your first, second, or third supention, or is the amount of time just how you see fit?

If you don't know my former typing style it was very errorous and full of spelling errors (do to the lack of the current rules). I am willing to monitor my posts more closely out of respect for nerfers and this site (witch everyone should do as a member of the forums).



#58513 Armageddon 2005

Posted by jon on 30 June 2005 - 09:20 PM in Nerf Wars

I beg to differ! The most fashionable gun (in my opion) is a power clip with several loaded clips waiting to be unloaded. I get half a stiffy just thinking about it.

By the way, I'll see all you people in Irvine. If anyone needs a ride, I can seat 3 other than myself. Just email me at www.moviemaker2b@gmail.com if you want a ride.



#58640 Armageddon 2005

Posted by jon on 03 July 2005 - 07:39 PM in Nerf Wars

Well I filled my car with two newbies (excluding toj). There is room for one more if anyone needs a ride from Oceanside, Vista, Fallbrook, San Clemente, Mission Veio,San Juan Capistrano or Bonsal. any other city your in your just shit out of luck. :angry:



#58654 Armageddon 2005

Posted by jon on 03 July 2005 - 11:12 PM in Nerf Wars

Hey Kev,
Are all homemades baned from this war? Because im making the one Evan made, the FAR Rifle. I would love to use it, also posibly the beast. Though I'm pretty sure that you will ban the beast. The reason that I ask this question is because the FAR Rifle is not as powerful other homemades.(Like the ones desert storm brought that could shatter safety glasses.) Plus this gun will help me compensate for other things... :angry:



#58688 Armageddon 2005

Posted by jon on 04 July 2005 - 05:08 PM in Nerf Wars

Dude, if you are the last member to join a group, you are always considered the "new kid." I've been the "new kid" in the LCM for the past 4 years.

I was just joshing about Toj being a newbie. That's just me talking trash. He has been with us since the begining. Toj is definatly a veteran when it comes to nerf.

Toj,
Did you even read my poast? Do you even remember why homemades where banned in the first place? Homemades where banned for being too hazardous. The FAR Rifle doesn't break saftey glasses and shoots under 100 feet. Correct me if I'm wrong, I believe it shoots around 75 feet. Another reason why I ask this is because the gun's power comes from spring rather than compressed air; so if the pvc breaks there won't be plastic shrapnel going all over the place. Plus, you out of all people should know that there is no harm in asking. :P



#58656 Fast-action Rifle Writeup And Plans

Posted by jon on 04 July 2005 - 12:35 AM in Homemades

Hey Bolt,
I hate to bring up an old subject, but how DID you angle and extend the T-joints? I'm having trouble figureing this one out. I dont understand flamebo's explanation could you put a pic? If you make one just for a pic, I'll be your best friend also I would sent you the total three bucks for the materials via mail. It would really help if you could tell us what was the angle you angled it at too. that way I can make the clip at the right angle.



#2189 April Yano Planning Thread

Posted by jon on 13 March 2003 - 02:01 PM in Nerf Wars

I'm not sure if I can go yet, because my family and I are planning on going to some mountains to snowboard (well I snowboard they ski...). My mom said that I have to pack for it "ALL" Saturday, I'll try to weezle (sp?) out of it, but right now its about 50-50...

toj and i can go together if we can make time but that is going to be hard to do.



#3248 April Yano Planning Thread

Posted by jon on 10 April 2003 - 01:01 PM in Nerf Wars

yeah, my mom has fenced a few epee tournaments over there.

Wow, your mom kicks ass! Your should bring her to the YANO! ;)

*busy trying to figure out how to waterproof the camera*

well my mom plays the clarinet and she kicks ass. i think she should come too. oh if you are trying to water proof the camera just make a camer condom and use a clear plastic bag with hole in it so the lens can stick out.



#44514 December Yano

Posted by jon on 22 December 2004 - 12:58 PM in Nerf Wars

Ok guys Sam's friend is a douch bag! I still love you Sam! (in a hetero sexual way of couse) Iam just poasting to all the people I called that dont nerf anymore.....FUCK YOU ALL

Oh and Thanks Sam and Stevy for a making the effort. i do(n't) apreciate that



#44503 December Yano

Posted by jon on 21 December 2004 - 09:39 PM in Nerf Wars

Hey guys I know I haven't posted in ages. I think it should be around a year now, but anywho, I am desperate, and I need a ride. Is there anyone coming up from SD, other then Steve and Sam, 'cause Steve is full (a la Toj), and Sam's friend is possibly a douchebag (but Sam, I still love you if you can gimme a ride!!!!111one!!shift+1), so umm..yeah.

On the other hand, I am willing to handout (literally) sexual favors (with my hand (omg lol!!!11)) as long as your not gay about it, ie: Goo.

Spoken by Jon!
Typed (and edited to make interesting) by Toj! 'Cause Jon SUCKS at typing...



#4402 Realistic And Dynamic Defense Plans

Posted by jon on 09 May 2003 - 01:05 PM in Off Topic

well first you would have to look how the virus/ fugi / whatever the hell it is came on this earth. If was spawned by some evil cleric that whatedt to take over the world then you could us super soakers! no joke fill them with holy water! a few drops on one summoned zombie Booom they explode. Also you could have all the preist that are sitll alive turn the hole ocean into holy salt water! the zobies would never go near the shors! if yous water molecue bombs with holy water you could kill zombies as fast as Bobit can get a boner!



#4414 Realistic And Dynamic Defense Plans

Posted by jon on 09 May 2003 - 06:00 PM in Off Topic

actualy the catholic church has holy water, no joke! but i think your right with the satan part. so if wores comes to worse we all could up to mars and live there on a base and melt the ice caps for water and grow our own plants hydroponicaly for more air a food. then we would have enough time to plan on how we could win earth back. but next situation would be would are next threat be martians? :alien:



#3651 X*stream Modification

Posted by jon on 18 April 2003 - 11:26 PM in Modifications

i have a couple of questions is this a lamari produdoct? why cant you find them on tru.com and could you post up a pic cxwq of what it fist looked like and what you did to it and are you going to put this in the mods section?



#2620 War On Iraq

Posted by jon on 24 March 2003 - 02:01 PM in Off Topic

I can't believe that ignorance is that prevalent in America.

First of all, I don't agree with protesters. I never have and never plan to go to a war protest. I believe that there is a time and place for war, simply that this is not the time and place. Your entire post was dedicated to dissing anti-war people, so I don't even need to respond to most of it.

As to the vietnam part though, have you noticed that most vietnam veterans oppose war? The people who want war are those who have never seen combat.

And if America accept it's role as world policeman and accepts casualties, why did we give up our "responsibilities" as soon as 18 soldiers were killed in somalia?

right on the money dude i agree. there is a time and place for war but this is not it. and i do think that the americans are not fond with war. terrorism but not war. those are two different things and the case here there are do separted people. sadam and benladin. beladin was the terrorist but sadam is the person we are picing a fight with. a nother resont i don't suport the war is that there are to many sulivans involved they want that tyrant out of ther gov. but they say in the us troops tought there homes they are going to fight back. and guess what are missles have done.



#2618 War On Iraq

Posted by jon on 24 March 2003 - 01:44 PM in Off Topic

BTW, HOW THE FUCK DID FRANCE GET ON THE SECURITY COUNCIL? PACIFIST PUSSY BITCHES!

hey dude like i said last time don't trust just american news. then thing is there are ship from france that are helping are navil forces. and i want to know how i know this is beacause my teacher has a son in the navy and he has been constantly writing her. also if you read the consetution your will see that there are many things that we are doing that the consitution said we should never do. we are breaking the contrac. personaly i think that Sadam is an evil man but i don't think that we have to fight his people or his army. i think that this war against him need better reasoning ya he surports terrorist but think of this once we take away some of terroris funds then they are goiong to hit the one that took the $ from them what i think.



#2689 War On Iraq

Posted by jon on 26 March 2003 - 02:01 PM in Off Topic

beladin was the terrorist but sadam is the person we are picing a fight with.

Saddam counts as a terrorist, don't tell me he doesn't. He's killed 180, 000 of his own people, and done worse human damages to the Iranians whom he waged war with for a long 8 years. If Saddam isn't a terrorist, I don't know who is.

if you didn't know he is a political leader. he ust to be a terrorist be now he is biligerant tyrrant. he has targetted people but so has the us. he is no longer a terrorist he has overthrone his own gov. so that he could take power. he is now in power and not with his old group. here is the def of terror def of terror



#8901 August YANO Planning Thread

Posted by jon on 30 August 2003 - 12:31 AM in Nerf Wars

Hmmm, I could have sworn that I posted this, I guess it didn't post for some reason.  Anyways, we won't be able to make it.  I'm at beach house, so my mom can't drive, and Toj's fam is celebrating his mom's birthday.    Well sorry for the late notice, I could have sworn that I clicked the Add Reply button...

wep and im celebraitin with him! who dogy im in deep shit

sorry that last post was me. im at toj's house and he was loged on and whatever the hell happen i posted on tojs identity. and my main point still is that im not going to be there.



#2690 War On Iraq

Posted by jon on 26 March 2003 - 02:14 PM in Off Topic

vac, milerski you are both right in this sence.both you points have faults and good good ideas. the thing is all of us don't know the whole truth. Bush is into oil but we don't live inside the fact is WE ARE AT WAR! now we can all have our opoions. personaly i think i have to suport this wars because it's fate and we can control it. but i don't like the reason why we are doing it or the insint live are beeing killed



#85149 Armageddon Recap Thread

Posted by jon on 16 July 2006 - 01:52 PM in Nerf Wars

Wow It's been a long time since i have posted on this thing. I't like getting my NH cherry poped all over again.

I must say overall the day was sub-optimal. I had fun meeting new people then shooting them. The only thing that was really bad was getting there when you guys all went to lunch. Falchon, word of advice for when you are hosting a war. If there is change in location: leave a sign at the old one; post it in the forums; leave a number to call; and Call all the people you know are comming. Toj and I got at the original location at 8:30 we spent all of the first half of the war searching for you guys by looking at the all the adjacent schools and the wrong In & Out. The only way we got there is by going to a radio shack and finding Kevin's cell number from the after party invite. just keep in mind murphy's law, it helps.

Things of Awesomeness.[b][u]

1) Groove, OMC, Kuhlschrank and anyone from the east cost kicks major ass in coolness and kicking ass. I <3 you all.

2)CXWQ I <3 U too

3) Getting ready to charge with CX and Groove. CX send me first because I'm the loudest. I run around the corner screaming Improvised profanities with the others behind me fully loaded and ready to shoot. Then no one was there.

4) The look on Grooves face when he saw Toj and I waiting for every one to come back from lunch.

5) The look on Grooves face when I gave him his petaphile shrine I made him shortly after he saw toj and I waiting for everyone to come back from lunch.

6) Venturing with the kind from New Mexico trying find the war. (ok It really sucked but I liked the kid)

7) the good times after the war

8) Showering after the war.



#85359 Armageddon Recap Thread

Posted by jon on 19 July 2006 - 06:20 PM in Nerf Wars

Jon, we all met for the war at 10:00. We left Sellers at about 10:25. If you were at the original location that early, then there wouldn't have been anyone to leave a map or something behind. My housefull of people was about 1/2 awake at 8:30. If that's a typo, understood.





All right dude I have to rip you for this one. Ok you only did about half of what I said. And when I say half, you only did have of one of the many sugestions that I gave you. It was not a rip on you, but this one is now. the thing that you only half did was the info on a back up location. Well you had it there, you just didnt post it when it was taken into effect. Also you gave us the wrong adress to begin with. The location you where talking about was 2 blocks away. (which we wouldn't have been able to find if wasn't for the kid who drove 800 miles to nerf.[who's mom 411ed all the schools in the Glendora area.]) Dont get me wrong I know you were a first timer hosting a war like this, but it is no excuse when people fly from the other side of the US and drive 800 miles. When toj / shattereddreams hosted Armegedon at his house was he was on top of that shit.( hell he even fed everyone.) Look, I saw the back of you bumper sticker on your van. If you are a eagle scout, like me, what is the matto? (be prepared for the people who don't know.) We where early, we were prepared, but we were not infromed.



#1142 Nerf History

Posted by jon on 05 February 2003 - 11:49 PM in General Nerf

You should respect everyone. Why just respect the people that did something good? Only disrespect people who have done bad (IE Bin L*den).

i would have to go with gung em down you should resepect everyone you nerf with. even if they are a dick. but if they just go beond that point to where there a problem for everyone then its ok to kick there ass.



#1273 Nerf History

Posted by jon on 10 February 2003 - 11:00 PM in General Nerf

ok i will make my self more clear. i said not to diss the 70's, hippies. because in that erra it was a time of "free love" aka sex, drugs and music. my piont was that vac would like that idea of free sex love and drugs.



#1160 Nerf History

Posted by jon on 06 February 2003 - 11:39 PM in General Nerf

This ain't no hippy boards, fuck off with the universal love shit! Seriously though, I dare you to respect me. I think you'll find it quite impossible.

No? Well, I think Pearl Harbor the movie was more intense and moving than Pearl Harbor the event...... how about now?

VACC

dont diss that era same for ther 80's. i think even you would like the idea of getting fucked to some hot chick that you just met.( also i still respect you.)



#28121 Fav. Gun Attribute

Posted by jon on 09 June 2004 - 02:37 PM in General Nerf

just as a waring im to lazy to read all the previous post on this topic.

Tho I did choose an acurate wepon, i think the answers should not be one or the other. i just want a gun that performs to a specific calibur. if you think about it most compat is within 30 to 50 feet. I think people sould have a gun that is acurate within or above that range and feels nice and looks it could take someones head off.



#3174 Girls...

Posted by jon on 09 April 2003 - 04:13 PM in Off Topic

Bwowchickbwowbwow: Alternately "Bwow Chicka Bow Wow". General reference to the heavily synthesized and repetitive music common to 70's pr0n movies.

i thought that the didn't start making porn videos untill the early 80's and when i saw a break for saves man i wanted to puke. i cant even imagine how harry 70 girls would be!



#3167 Girls...

Posted by jon on 09 April 2003 - 01:14 PM in Off Topic

Could someone please explain VACC to me? The whole "Bwowchickbwowbwow. How to get a girl to Spoon, by Spoon." thing. Please?

vacc is one of leaders hear in nerf haven so is spoon. vacc is like in charge of the east cost group in virgina and spoon and cxwq is for the OC/LA area in cali. i dont understand the Bwowchickbwowbwow. How to get a girl to Spoon, by Spoon." thing as well.



#917 H2h In Nerf.

Posted by jon on 26 January 2003 - 04:28 PM in General Nerf

i would have to agree with spoon most nerfers in socal dont use h2h weapons when they nerf. and the analgee (i dont know how to spell that word) that spoon gave makes a good point. but i do sword fight with my friend we use pvc swords and fencing foils, but we dont do when we nerf we dont fight kids out of our grade and we dont fight people who are just so fucking pathetic that there not worthy to hold a sword.



#4601 Music To Nerf To

Posted by jon on 14 May 2003 - 06:53 PM in Nerf Wars

hey i just heard smashing pumkins Siva that could be a good one also



#4529 Music To Nerf To

Posted by jon on 13 May 2003 - 12:49 PM in Nerf Wars

fuck linkon park! man the copy so many other bands it is not funny. they have been know to steal solos from artists like ozzy and rage against the machine. In my opoin i think it should be System of a Down, AFI, Dream Theater, Rage against the machine or Wax