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#954 Nj Spring War:
Posted by The Fred on 27 January 2003 - 11:08 PM in Nerf Wars
I also agree that, in some situations, less is more. I don't believe that this war is the best opportunity for the LGLF to bring in at least 5, possibly as many as 8, new people who have never warred before. It's no insult to them, I just think that Langley, myself, and other people who have done this before should take a look at them first before throwing them into the "fire." Langley has agreed with me on this principle before, and I'm sure that we won't be playing a huge role in a potential clusterfuck.
Anyway, this is a cool new board and I'm looking forward to seeing my people in the LCM again, I'm sorry I missed all you guys @ Reckoning.
The Fred
#1383 Nj Spring War:
Posted by The Fred on 14 February 2003 - 01:13 PM in Nerf Wars
Yeah, May 18th in Middletown sounds great. During my spring break (March 15-22), we'll get a permit settled (I don't know how many people are coming yet, but the fee is pretty small so it's no big deal to get it just in case) and we're open to input from you or anyone else as to specific details (specific wars, setups, etc). Anyone who wants to can reach me at Fredgnj@aol.com and I'll get back to you.
The Fred
#1612 Nj May War:
Posted by The Fred on 19 February 2003 - 05:05 PM in Nerf Wars
I know we're trying to stay on topic here, and I do have important stuff to talk about regarding the May war, but I have a brief digression here. Langley, myself, and the rest of the LGLF just want to apologize for anything that may have been posted here that would suggest that we're not fully serious about making the war a totally badass experience. I know that a certain member of our group decided to troll the old thread; I read the post and we're going to talk to him about this. Anyone who's been on a forum for a period of time knows how annoying trolling can be. All of us, regardless of what clan we're in, have made a pretty awesome effort to try to make this work, and we're gonna continue doing that up to May 18.
Okay, in Middletown, if we're gonna have more than 20 people, we're going to need a permit. I know a few cops in town, so there's no danger of us spending a night in the drunk tank or anything (not like I've ever been there or anything), but still to be lawful and everything, I was wondering if all clans participating could send me a note on the thread or drop myself or Langley (preferably both) an Email and let us know how many are coming. I figure there will be more than 20, but if we have an rough estimate as to how many (I know people are gonna add on and drop out and stuff before May) it'll make things easier when I get the permit next month.
Let me know.
The Fred
P.S. To respond to that post I read on the other thread, we're gonna try to make el Pompo come to the war, even if we have to bind and gag him a-la-Hannibal Lechter.
#9405 Nj Nerf Ownz! (thanks For The Pizza)
Posted by The Fred on 07 September 2003 - 11:11 PM in Nerf Wars
As for our guests from Hasbro, I second the notion that it's pretty cool that they decided to stop by, treat us to some second-rate pizza and tell us that they are interested in what it is we do. I wouldn't go all crazy about mainstream Nerf just yet, but it's definitely a positive that our efforts as modders, individuals, and clans are being noticed by the folks who make the guns. I wasn't there, so I don't know a great deal about the legalese that was present in the discussion, but the sentiments that I get from talking to Langley suggest that the Hasbro reps weren't exactly handing out cease-and-desists to everyone present (which is better than I would have previously thought, much much better).
Anyway, this is a chain of events that really psyches me up for the future. I'm just pissed off I wasn't there, you lucky bastards who were. Hope you enjoyed your pizza.
The Fred
#12868 Reckoning 2004
Posted by The Fred on 14 November 2003 - 06:23 PM in Nerf Wars
The weekend of the 18th is the best. Rutgers commences on the following Tuesday (1/22), I think, so although I'll probably be able to make it on the weekend of the 25th, the 18th is a sure thing. And I promise not to hurt myself before this one.
Kicking the shit out of people one arm at a time,
The Fred
#12976 Reckoning 2004
Posted by The Fred on 17 November 2003 - 08:38 PM in Nerf Wars
It's really heartening to see the great reaction my physical plight has given everyone on this forum. YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES. A man's health is no laughing matter, and when your young bodies begin to break down on you as the years pass, I hope your karma comes back and bites you in the ass.
The Fred
P.S. I think it will be Professor Plum, in the kitchen, with the ice pick.
#16406 Reckoning 2004
Posted by The Fred on 14 January 2004 - 11:41 PM in Nerf Wars
"No beer and no TV make Homer go something something..."
The Fred
#16561 Reckoning 2004
Posted by The Fred on 17 January 2004 - 01:04 PM in Nerf Wars
This sucks, but so does the weather.
The Fred
#16607 Reckoning 2004
Posted by The Fred on 18 January 2004 - 01:51 AM in Nerf Wars
I wish we had gotten a bit more notice to the sudden change of plans. We had already made contingency plans for next weekend, such as getting out of work and other commitments, before this happened. But whatever.
The Fred
#17375 Nj Spring War
Posted by The Fred on 27 January 2004 - 11:23 PM in Nerf Wars
Central Jersey exists because we know that we are better than both North and South Jersey. If you've ever listened to a person from South Jersey attempt to speak, you'd begin to realize that generations upon generations of inbreeding have begun to take their toll. If you've ever listened to a person from North Jersey attempt to speak, you'd begin to realize that they really shouldn't be allowed to speak.
I won't even get into the topic of air and soil quality differences between New Jersey regions, but if you've ever driven to Newark Airport you'd know what I am talking about.
With love,
The Fred
#23120 April Invitational War
Posted by The Fred on 01 April 2004 - 01:29 AM in Nerf Wars
Langley is in charge of my nutritional intake. I will be eating those potato chips, though...
Hungry,
The Fred
#23962 Merry Men Of Michigan!
Posted by The Fred on 10 April 2004 - 11:30 PM in General Nerf
Uhh... gay?One thing I've never been able to figure out (or taken the time to do so), is what the hell fegelehs means.
The Fred
#30999 The Michael Moore Movie
Posted by The Fred on 12 July 2004 - 04:50 PM in Off Topic
Some of Moore's claims were ridiculous, though. What did you all think of the beginning clips from the section on Iraq; namely, the ones that showed happy Iraqi children playing in parks, and liberated, fearless women sipping coffee in outdoor cafes, apparently unfazed by Saddam Hussein's "benevolent" regime? Sure, we may have gone into Iraq based on Bush's personal agenda, but don't feed us B.S. stating that Saddam wasn't such a bad guy to his people. He did gas 10,000 Kurds (with our VX gas) because he didn't like the threat their religion posed on his Ba'athist regime.
The Fred
#32091 [ec] Gnomefest3 August 21st
Posted by The Fred on 22 July 2004 - 01:43 PM in Nerf Wars
I look forward to seeing all of you at our GnomeFEST3, Saturday, August 21, 2004. Make sure you either post here or PM Langley to let us know if you will be in attendance. As always, if you have any questions or anything, we'd be happy to hear them and laugh at you.
Take it easy, guys.
The Fred
P.S. We are looking into purchasing a HUGE master roll (775') of the finest 5/8" FBR that we can find. Would anyone be interested in buying some at roughly $0.20 a foot? Minimum order of 50'. It's a really good deal and you'd be buying through us and the manufacturer (Randall Mfg.), that's it. Let us know if you'd be interested.
#32870 Nj Apoc '04
Posted by The Fred on 01 August 2004 - 09:57 PM in Nerf Wars
Most amazingly, Langley drove the entire way without incident, accident, or disruption of the time-space continuum.
Thanks for a good day.
The Fred
#33204 [ec] Gnomefest3 August 21st
Posted by The Fred on 05 August 2004 - 01:25 PM in Nerf Wars
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#33578 [ec] Gnomefest3 August 21st
Posted by The Fred on 09 August 2004 - 04:24 PM in Nerf Wars
I don't know if the term "whipped," which has serious negative connotation, can possibly be applied to the upshot of being "whipped," which is having lots and lots of sex - an undoubtedly good thing.Fair enough...trust me, we're all whipped, and for good reason.
But yes, Talio, we ARE all whipped... to varying degrees. Maybe Langley would be, too, if his girl weren't jail bait.
The Fred
#34221 [ec] Gnomefest3 August 21st
Posted by The Fred on 17 August 2004 - 07:50 PM in Nerf Wars
More info will be coming in the near future.
The Fred
#36573 People Taken To Jail And Guns Confiscated For Nerf
Posted by The Fred on 06 September 2004 - 11:29 PM in General Nerf
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#47589 Nj March War, Via The Viking
Posted by The Fred on 19 February 2005 - 11:35 PM in Nerf Wars
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#52575 Looked For Porn, Found Nerf?
Posted by The Fred on 15 April 2005 - 02:46 PM in Off Topic
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#55638 Late May War
Posted by The Fred on 25 May 2005 - 07:38 PM in Nerf Wars
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