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#362861 Armageddon XIX: SoCal's Largest NIC War (6/23/18)
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on 07 April 2018 - 01:17 AM
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#321285 Octobwar
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on 31 August 2012 - 07:21 PM
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3019 Walton Way Ext.
Augusta, GA 30909
When: Saturday October 6 10:00 AM
Hosts: Zaxbys
Game Types: FFA....3/15...3/15...3/15 and guess what? MOAR 3/15 Any questions? Ok, maybe one freeze tag because I need a water break
Banned stuff: If it makes you bleed...leave that shit at home... other than that, grow a pair this is the south
Who:
Zaxbys +1
NoM +1
Pics of field:
#285580 A Real Man's Birthday
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on 17 September 2010 - 07:34 AM
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~Zax
#285409 Septembwar
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on 14 September 2010 - 06:42 PM
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Last quote- "You can call it the Cancer Shack, because CANCER IS FUNNY!!"
I have to say whoever said that is just quite frankly a badass...
#285316 Septembwar
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on 12 September 2010 - 10:46 AM
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+Pre war mod party was ftw
+Seeing old friends and new faces
+Whistling gunslinger rounds with Rork
+New gun worked very well throughout the day but I miss the Guru
+Team Tbow
+ Finding out for myself that hoppers are just fail
+No rain
+Realizing I need to get into shape because I felt like shit after that war
+Post war meal was just win
+GAUNTLET WAS SWEET
+Losing 1v1 face offs but somehow always managing to win if it is 2 against me... wtf
+Spud letting me use his dremel to do a mid war fix..thanks again
+All around good sportsmanship
+Great time from start to finish and the use of such great racial euphemisms toward Rogue
+Chicken's guns didn't break and Old Guy s getting too good for his own good
+Cops just sat there and watched and even moved there car forward to get a better view of the win...
More to come if I can think of it
Great war guys and I cannot wait to nerf again... I am sore as hell and am now going to take way to many tylenol and sink onto my couch
#285253 Septembwar
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on 10 September 2010 - 09:28 PM
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#285143 Septembwar
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on 09 September 2010 - 07:54 AM
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But the vet sammich round (newb-vet-newb) is a great idea... But I hope the ones with me can keep up...
And poptart... I expect a cherry poptart that morning
For the rest of you... Prepare to see a gun that WILL diddle the face of children everywhere
On one final note I have a few songs to describe how my day will be
I will arrive
I will nerf
PS.... I am just now hitting my 500th post
#284539 Septembwar
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on 01 September 2010 - 10:34 PM
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Yeah I would like to some sort of infection game (or as The BLOB as FA calls it). It may sound lame but I would also like to do a cerimonial shooting into the air for those who have lost their lives during 9/11.
OFF TOPIC: Wow! My 100th post! Never thought I would get this far...
The war really will consist of alot of deathmatch and variants there off... Trust me... Rork and I know which rounds make a war full of win so I guess as the day goes on we will just plan as we go.
~Zax
#284141 Septembwar
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on 27 August 2010 - 04:48 PM
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Oh, you. If I feel like getting buckets, it'll happen. Also, a pistol round would be fun. Just nobody even think about asking for the "Z" word.
Or the CTF words
My Reponse to the buckets
#284131 Septembwar
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on 27 August 2010 - 04:11 PM
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Deathmatch is always fun. To add to those three, I'd love to play a few wingman rounds, as per usual.
I want to do pistols. It's a great change of pace and requires a whole new style of play. And my dad owns in it...
THIS ^
Carpe (as I know it)
-3 Buckets, one per team
-Steal balls and fill your bucket
-15 total balls, all the same value
-20 minute limit
FEELINGS: Awesome!
Looks like a nice game to take a breather on so *thumbs up*
#283564 Septembwar
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on 19 August 2010 - 11:09 PM
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Who bro, dont think this war will get past my eye!! I am in. If umpa or chicken is driving down there i would love to ride with them, but if not i suppose it is my turn to drive, So if need be i can get my mom to drive all of us down there.
In other news,i will add a box of poptarts to the raffle.
They better be cherry... and that raffle better be rigged so I win the pop tarts...
`nuff said
~Zax
#281497 Septembwar
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on 28 July 2010 - 12:59 PM
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Dubs + Nerf + Friends + Afterparty= WIN
#281494 Septembwar
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on 28 July 2010 - 12:33 PM
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Sounds great. Hoppers will be limited to 6 inches of pvc, except for rounds that the drum mag is in play
Hey Tim you got a spare wye?
If we are having a "balls to the wall" round.... I will need a hopper for maximum noobery...
#281269 Septembwar
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on 26 July 2010 - 10:17 AM
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Bumping this thread back up.
Are we allowing 9-round RSCB's at this war/in the Southeast in general? I need to know before my dad goes crazy with his new primary.
My opinion is no more than four. Otherwise I forsee long range standoffs which are quite boring for a war.
#280366 Septembwar
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on 15 July 2010 - 10:34 PM
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Do you think there will be a time to sell/trade/buy stuff at the war?
Just curious.
Hope so, I will be bringing parts/blasters to trade or sell.
If you have ever been to a southern war... We ALWAYS spend alot of time just shooting the shit between rounds so I am sure you will have lots of time for selling.
#280348 Septembwar
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on 15 July 2010 - 05:22 PM
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I remember the Augusta war last year. I told myself "Man I have got to go to that by next year." I've been preparing ever since. Seriously cannot wait. I will definatly make this unless something happens.
EDIT: Will there be a cake?
There better be
And each of you must present a sacrifice. (Small children are acceptable)
#280311 Septembwar
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on 15 July 2010 - 10:32 AM
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#278358 Cfnf #4......summer Fl Nerfing At It's Best!
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on 23 June 2010 - 11:14 AM
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Sounds like this one is no go for me... but mark my words... I WILL make it to one of these soon
#277799 Cfnf #4......summer Fl Nerfing At It's Best!
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on 15 June 2010 - 03:45 PM
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PM me or post here with any information as to my inquiry
~Zax
#270566 Spring Seno Tune-up War
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on 28 March 2010 - 02:17 PM
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#260351 Winter Seno '09
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on 01 January 2010 - 01:09 PM
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#257527 Winter Seno '09
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on 29 November 2009 - 01:29 PM
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And yes Rork I am rather sad.
#257444 Winter Seno '09
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on 28 November 2009 - 11:50 AM
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But I will be there +2-3
#253586 Fano
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on 14 October 2009 - 10:52 PM
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~Zax
#253058 Fano
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on 09 October 2009 - 05:03 PM
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~Zax
#251856 Fall Seno 2009
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on 27 September 2009 - 05:43 PM
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#251210 Fano
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on 21 September 2009 - 09:24 PM
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~Zax
#250662 Happy Birthday Sluggy!
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on 16 September 2009 - 08:34 PM
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"Give your plants nitrates"
Happy Birthday Slug
~Zax
#250302 Fano
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on 13 September 2009 - 09:54 AM
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~Zax
#245377 Nj Apocalypse #8
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on 03 August 2009 - 09:18 PM
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Mag7 you are a crazy bunch of guys but you are alot of fun to hang out with
Highlights:
+Car rides up and back were so much fun
+Meeting Mr. Awesome... you are funny as hell
+Put nitrates on your plants
+Nearly dying on our quest for doughnuts
+Great round with Groove where at the last sudden death minute of the round I went crazy shooting 3 people with my gun then immediately tapping 3 people with my pistol and hitting another with the loaded dart
+Sneaking to the side of the field with Jordan only to have the whole team realize we were there and drawing all of them to us
+Groove and I running the serpentine pattern for the first time which confused the shit out of all who were victim to it
+The jump, spin, and shoot headshot kill
+Meeting new faces and hanging out with friends
+Being asked if I was taken into the woods and hit in the balls if Groove would feel it
+Groove 2.0
+Reaping HAVOC on my hydration with camelbak
+Famine and Ted just being assholes.... but funny ones... all day long
+When at first you don't succeed... quit and complain then shoot people as they run by
+Alot of great laughs
+A great roadtrip from GA-VA-NJ-VA-GA
+Playing against a shit ton more people than I am used to
+Faddle... just wow
+Being a member of the three trend setters for Camelbak.... Scorpion, Mirage, and Havoc
If anyone got any footage or pictures of the war, PLEASE PM me so I can arrange sending me those files for a video that I am putting together.
~Zaxbya
#245367 Sofa Recap Thread
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on 03 August 2009 - 08:26 PM
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Highlights:
+Badass arrival to SOFA with loud music
+Adding onto an already Effeminate nerf weekend
+Hanging out with friends and meeting new nerfers
+Running the serpentine pattern again
+Many many good rounds
+Working well with Groove on the field
+Starcraft quotes
+The diddle dished out
+Clan round
+Ben is a crazy son of a bitch
+Rogue is a crazy son of a bitch
+MysterE is a crazy son of a bitch
+Using a high squeaky voice when referring to anyone other than myself
+Good sportsmanship especially by Tamanator and the league of shadows as well as the FL guys
+Dinner at Chili's after with Rork and Groove
+Playing well considering I arrived tired
+Having the two Gurus spoon as we went to lunch
+Perfecting the official Guru butt tap as a sign of awesomeness
+Defending and regaining Guru hill "The easy way...or that other way"
+Facing off against a setup identical to my own
+BAMF spins and a few dives
+Everyone playing aggressively and not camping
If anyone got any kind of photos or footage from today PLEASE PM me about it as I need it for a video.
~Zaxbys
#245239 Season Of Foam - Augusta
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on 02 August 2009 - 09:40 PM
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Groove is coming....
#245219 Season Of Foam - Augusta
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on 02 August 2009 - 06:20 PM
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I will be there bright and early. We will begin the day with me talking with everyone and tell for those who are new to nerfing with us, how things are run. During this time I will explain the rules and if you have any questions I can answer then as well.
See you all tomorrow
~Zax
#244604 Season Of Foam - Augusta
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on 29 July 2009 - 06:42 PM
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And so if I could use TIM that'd be great, because right now its the only primary i have working. Alongside my NF.
Bring it and if is not deemed unsafe then you are welcome to.
#244326 Season Of Foam - Augusta
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on 28 July 2009 - 11:30 AM
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Try 2 Wars within 36hours of each other and nonstop driving in between. I am going to be sore as hell but I am coming loaded up on motrin and starbucks to diddle souls and chew bubble gum.
On a different note, before we start on Monday I will be briefing everyone on the rules and guidelines for the day so we all have fun. So be prepared to listen for five minutes and then nerf for many many hours.
~Zax
#240393 Season Of Foam - Augusta
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on 06 July 2009 - 10:53 AM
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#239131 Seno 2009
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on 28 June 2009 - 07:46 PM
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Godo to hear you diddled many a soul as well as that the war was a success.
I am looking forward to nerfing with you soon.
Also Rork,
Ask Keisha where the hell my sammach is!
~Zax
#239129 Ddt.........s
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on 28 June 2009 - 07:42 PM
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Mag 7 you all are some crazy sons of bitches but you are awesome guys to nerf with. I had the most fun I have ever had at a war and I would like to thank all who attended for that.
Even though we did not do what was planned I still had alot of fun and look forward to APOC
Highlights:
+The car rides there and back were crazy as hell and Groove and I saw everything from being almost brutually murdered by a bird to cancer fog. As well as learning that "Bitches be crazy"
+Camel Baks are the new accessory for every nerfer because if you don't participate in the piercing hydration of Camel Baks then you just not as cool...
+Joining the Guru MK. II and III for the first time on a filed together
+Having my name changed from Zaxbys to Groove 2.0 which us looking almost identical was not planned but did seem to play to our advantage
+ Scoring some great hits including one that hit OMC in the head during his feeble attempt to use a meat shield. Again man I am sorry I ht you in the head.
+ My guns working flawlessly
+ VACC and I's Mexican standoffs during a couple rounds... Good times there
+Meeting all the new faces
More to come but for now that is all I feel like posting.
Here are a couple pics that will sum up my experiences.
#238290 Ddt.........s
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on 23 June 2009 - 10:11 PM
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