One time I put a silencer on an NF and it didn't do anything and it was floppy and stupid. You can see pictures of it if you search for the topic called "Some girl winked at me - does she want my balls?"
Anybody remember that? Eh?
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#63633 The Loud Nf
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on 14 September 2005 - 05:59 PM
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I heard a story from Talio I think about someone who stuffed an entire T shirt inside of a spring gun to try and make it quieter. What you're hearing is spring clash, I think, so just experiment with different springs and see what works.
One time I put a silencer on an NF and it didn't do anything and it was floppy and stupid. You can see pictures of it if you search for the topic called "Some girl winked at me - does she want my balls?"
Anybody remember that? Eh?
One time I put a silencer on an NF and it didn't do anything and it was floppy and stupid. You can see pictures of it if you search for the topic called "Some girl winked at me - does she want my balls?"
Anybody remember that? Eh?
#50083 Haunted Nintendo!
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on 20 March 2005 - 12:59 PM
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You must remember my haunted gum wrapper story. Here's a picture of it:
Here's another:
Here's another:
#49166 Happy Birthday
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on 09 March 2005 - 09:01 PM
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Whoops. Well, we're a few weeks early. Someone will bump the thread when it's really your birthday.
#49136 Happy Birthday
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on 09 March 2005 - 06:18 PM
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Happy birthday!
#49063 Yet Another Music Thread
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on 08 March 2005 - 09:17 PM
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I joined. I've never heard of this Audioscrabbler thing, but it sounds high fantastical.
#47493 Ch-ch-ch-changes Redux
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on 18 February 2005 - 03:18 PM
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It was a genuine discussion, weenie. The point of the topic wasn't which bodily fluids I would prefer in my food, that was just a side joke I thought some might find funny. I was really curious if anyone knew of fast food poisining.
#47485 Ch-ch-ch-changes Redux
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on 18 February 2005 - 11:26 AM
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A closed topic? What the fuck? Don't turn this into NHQ.
#47356 Instruments
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on 16 February 2005 - 07:11 PM
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I just ordered a soprano Ukulele. I can't wait until it arrives.
#47350 Fast Food
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on 16 February 2005 - 06:09 PM
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Does anyone here have any horror stories about finding semen, urine, saliva, or pubic hairs in their McDonalds food? I'm scared to eat there now because I really don't enjoy the thought of someone else's saliva in my food. I think I'm actually more okay with semen than saliva, I don't know why.
#47331 I Love Gw!
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on 16 February 2005 - 11:31 AM
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Barman is the greatest, really. What's that line where he lists all those rappers in palindrome?
#47318 I Love Gw!
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on 15 February 2005 - 09:25 PM
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The last two sentances reminded me of MC Paul Barman. Anyone ever listen?
Anyways, yeah. We elected the wrong guy, but everyone here already knows that. Want to stir up some controversy? Go to the HQ.
Anyways, yeah. We elected the wrong guy, but everyone here already knows that. Want to stir up some controversy? Go to the HQ.
#47184 Instruments
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on 13 February 2005 - 06:14 PM
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I play guitar, and I used to play piano. I still do when I have the chance. I recently took up mandolin, too.
#46985 Nhq Journal
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on 07 February 2005 - 05:36 PM
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Ooooo.
That was a particularly nasty one, Janga.
That was a particularly nasty one, Janga.
#46829 Nhq Journal
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on 02 February 2005 - 08:02 PM
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#46701 Can Some One Help Me With This Game
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on 29 January 2005 - 10:56 PM
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No shit. Well I live in Buffalo, so if you do, we can war or something....sister who is at UB (University at Buffalo)...
#46656 Poor Lewis
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on 28 January 2005 - 07:40 PM
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Anyone in the Deathpool - if Lewis shoots himself, it counts.
#46646 Happy 2nd Birthday Mraow
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on 28 January 2005 - 02:19 PM
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See signature.
#46487 2005 Deathpool
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on 24 January 2005 - 07:33 PM
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Oh, and one more rule: You can't assassinate your famous person.
To whoever it was that asked : they can be any public figure, not just celebrities.
To whoever it was that asked : they can be any public figure, not just celebrities.
#46471 2005 Deathpool
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on 24 January 2005 - 05:13 PM
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Read my posts, weenie. 10 people at a time, and any edits and the person is disqualified. You just broke both those rules, but since it wasn't an official submission ('cause you didn't have 10 people) and I'm a nice guy, you are not disqualified.I only accept submissions of 10 people grouped together. Any edits and the person is immediately and unquestionably disqualified.
#46455 2005 Deathpool
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on 24 January 2005 - 10:42 AM
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If...one...more...goddamn...person...Chrysophlax
I'll kill you all.
#46447 2005 Deathpool
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on 23 January 2005 - 11:12 PM
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I only accept submissions of 10 people grouped together. Any edits and the person is immediately and unquestionably disqualified.
#46445 2005 Deathpool
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on 23 January 2005 - 10:47 PM
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Yes. Johnny is out.
#46443 2005 Deathpool
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on 23 January 2005 - 10:33 PM
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Everyone is allowed to guess up to 10 people (celebrities or forum members) they think will die this year. Everytime a person they chose dies, they get a point. At the end of the year, the person with the most points wins a prize. I'll buy you a nerf gun or something like that.
So, everyone, guess 10 people.
So, everyone, guess 10 people.
#46245 Nerf World Order
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on 17 January 2005 - 08:15 PM
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I think that to give the mods some time to beat the shit out of the new guys, we close the doors for two weeks every two months. That might help straighten out the antics of some of the newer folks if there is an occaisional block of new, stupid people.
You have a small weenie! A SMALL WEENIE!
You have a small weenie! A SMALL WEENIE!
#44241 Congrats Nerf Haven
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on 17 December 2004 - 11:01 PM
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...I was kidding, my sweet pea.
#44236 Nirvana
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on 17 December 2004 - 10:16 PM
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Holy shit, you need some taste. Why on earth would you listen to some shit band when you could spend your time listenening to Hendrix or something? So first you claim that some fucking group of Filter rippoffs made a mark on the world of music, and then you flip around and take some mediocre position on how they're not the greatest, but they sure can blend some hot genres?ash,
if it turns out that linkin park is short lived, so what ....
that really dosent matter. what matters is that linkin park got credit for blending generes. of course they didn't invent it, but they are the ones getting credit for it.
this kinda thing has happend before
The thing is:
Linkin Park adds nothing to the world of music. They never, ever, ever will. You know, in 3 or 4 years, you're going to think back and you'll be like, "Wow, that Chrysophylax boy sure was right. About everything. I think I'm going to go to a few peace rallies and buy a couple Sonic Youth albums! And throw away all my shit Linkin Park CD's."
Remember that.
#44235 Congrats Nerf Haven
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on 17 December 2004 - 10:04 PM
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1000 users suck.
#44191 Nirvana
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on 16 December 2004 - 09:46 PM
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Are you fucking kidding me?How could we forget the zepplin?i have four actual RECORDS of them, and they rocked.they just wernt that creative with their record title, i mean, c'mon, 1,2,3, and 4? teeheee...that was a horrible joke, forgive me, im just not funny.
#44094 Nirvana
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on 15 December 2004 - 04:41 PM
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NinjZ must be talking about how he always said he hated MTV, and one time he said that they didn't play his videos enough.
What he doesn't realize is that Kurbain was extremely sarcastic. He was kidding, you stupid fuck.
What he doesn't realize is that Kurbain was extremely sarcastic. He was kidding, you stupid fuck.
#44052 Nirvana
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on 14 December 2004 - 09:26 PM
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Yes!There are, however, bands that are overrated just about as much: Dave Matthews Band; Elvis Presley (not really a band); Linkin Park; Creed; Tool;
I detest Linkin Park with every inch of my body. Some fuckin' Filter rip-offs, them.
#44044 Nirvana
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on 14 December 2004 - 08:31 PM
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Ta-da!Sonic Youth started grunge. Nirvana listened to and tried to emulate Sonic Youth. While i won't say i completely dig everything SY did in the early nineties, I will say that they have evolved into a great band.What the fuck is Sonic Youth?
What you guys are saying, minus rawray, is stupid. The Pumpkins are better? Are you kidding? Sonic Youth has more musical talent than joo. And the Pumpkins. And Nirvana. Sonic Youth produces songs with more musical talent than joo. And the Pumpkins. And Nirvana. Sonic Youth is more influential and beneficial to the music world than joo. And on, and on.
There you have it. Sonic Youth is better than you and Nirvana and the Pumpkins. And the Pixies, for that matter.
#44013 Nirvana
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on 14 December 2004 - 03:14 PM
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Nirvana's good. I haven't listened to them in a while, I might be getting the Box Set this Christmas. What is better is Sonic Youth. My musical tastes evolved from The Smashing Pumpkins(sucky) to Nirvana(pretty damn good) to Sonic Youth(fucking awesome.)
#43661 Jimi Hendrix
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on 09 December 2004 - 07:57 PM
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Rolling Stone blows.
But the Dylan song doesn't. I wish they didn't share a name.
But the Dylan song doesn't. I wish they didn't share a name.
#43525 Target
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on 07 December 2004 - 07:10 PM
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I really want to know what an "anal massage" entails.On Fark a while back, I found the link for an "Anal Massage" on the Target website. Heh heh.
#42983 Our Fine New Users
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on 30 November 2004 - 05:40 PM
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Sorry, I was also kidding. I got the joke. I should have made my sarcasm clearer.Dude, chill.
First, it was a joke. Nostradamus + Chrysophylax, capice?
#42974 Our Fine New Users
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on 30 November 2004 - 04:45 PM
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Argh!
Stop...misspelling...my...name!
C.h.r.y.s.o.p.h.y.l.a.x
<----This expresses my feelings exactly.
Stop...misspelling...my...name!
C.h.r.y.s.o.p.h.y.l.a.x
<----This expresses my feelings exactly.
#42969 Our Fine New Users
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on 30 November 2004 - 04:12 PM
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In February of 2032 a massive wave of shit will stike this forum hard.
#42901 Jimi Hendrix
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on 29 November 2004 - 05:49 PM
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Jimi really is the shit.
He lives!
He lives!
#41948 Virgin Mary In Grilled Cheese Sandwich!
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on 17 November 2004 - 08:58 PM
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http://cgi.ebay.com/...bayphotohosting
Yes. You read correctly. It's a Virgin Mary in a grilled cheese sandwich. Why the Virgin Mary chose that particular grilled cheese sandwich, or any grilled cheese sandwich at all, the world may never know.
The lesson here, kids, is if you EVER find the Holy Mary Mother of God in a grilled cheese sandwhich, don't go to the clergy. Don't even thing about it. Go straight to E-Bay.com.
Thanks to Michelle for this little gem.
Yes. You read correctly. It's a Virgin Mary in a grilled cheese sandwich. Why the Virgin Mary chose that particular grilled cheese sandwich, or any grilled cheese sandwich at all, the world may never know.
The lesson here, kids, is if you EVER find the Holy Mary Mother of God in a grilled cheese sandwhich, don't go to the clergy. Don't even thing about it. Go straight to E-Bay.com.
Thanks to Michelle for this little gem.
#41269 The General, General, New Player Guide
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on 09 November 2004 - 09:24 PM
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NerfHaven didn't really need a guide. If you're at least mildly retarded you can figure the rules out. But I'll admit Ompa did an excellent job. Pretty funny, too.
"Why does Cxwq own my mom?"
That's right, I'm cool enough to use smileys.
"Why does Cxwq own my mom?"
That's right, I'm cool enough to use smileys.
