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#117471 Apoc 2007 (nj)

Posted by Howard on 28 July 2007 - 11:13 PM in Nerf Wars

I'm still invited right?



#113959 A Done Deal

Posted by Howard on 01 July 2007 - 12:14 AM in Nerf Wars

I enjoyed myself. I haven't gotten a workout like that in a while. I'm excited for the next war.



#113714 Deal War (new Jersey)

Posted by Howard on 29 June 2007 - 12:47 PM in Nerf Wars

What's the status on loan-able guns? I'll be needing a primary and a pistol. Can anyone help a brotha out?



#113015 Deal War (new Jersey)

Posted by Howard on 25 June 2007 - 04:39 PM in Nerf Wars

Who wants to bring a gun and pistol for me? I broke all of my purchased nerf guns, and I'm a broke nigga'



#111601 Deal War (new Jersey)

Posted by Howard on 16 June 2007 - 12:56 PM in Nerf Wars

I'm still on the list, correct?



#110832 Apocalypse 2007

Posted by Howard on 12 June 2007 - 02:51 AM in Nerf Wars

Well I guess I'll be there. Don't want you bastards getting lost in my park.


VACC



Oh I'll get lost in your park all the way to second base!



#109455 Deal War (new Jersey)

Posted by Howard on 04 June 2007 - 08:39 PM in Nerf Wars

So are the invites arriving via mail?



#108235 Deal War (new Jersey)

Posted by Howard on 29 May 2007 - 07:05 PM in Nerf Wars

How long ago'd you get hitched hersh? I thought it wasn't set in stone yet.



#107059 Deal War (new Jersey)

Posted by Howard on 22 May 2007 - 02:18 PM in Nerf Wars

By alternating photographers every other round it allows us to invite more people AND get more pictures of Howard!



Awe <3 You do care about me!



#106760 Hopeful 2007 Schedule

Posted by Howard on 20 May 2007 - 04:49 PM in Nerf Wars

I think we should have a LCM Invitational War sometime in July.

Discuss.



#106735 Deal War (new Jersey)

Posted by Howard on 20 May 2007 - 02:56 PM in Nerf Wars

I'll be in attendance.

Hopefully I'll have a working gun by then.



#106703 Lcm War Today

Posted by Howard on 20 May 2007 - 10:53 AM in Nerf Wars

Twas a good war.

I wasn't expecting a gazillion nerfers to show up, but it was certainly a pleasant surprise. I had a blast, and it really reminded me of the good old days.

My only complaints are:
- 90% of the darts at the war sucked balls. People need to learn how to make better ammo.
- The rounds were kind-of drawn out. However, it was to be expected with 30+ people.
- Roy Rogers went down a few pegs when I was denied a free refill on my cherry coke.
- That more photos of me weren't taken. I'm only in like one picture. =(


Highlights include but are not limited to:
- Shooting Badger
- Shooting Hersh
- Shooting Vacc
- Eating some Munchkins

I'll be looking forward to Deal and Apoc.



#104661 Lcm Summer Tune-up

Posted by Howard on 09 May 2007 - 01:07 PM in Nerf Wars

Oh I know, I was just giving everyone the heads up before I started getting grabby at the war.



#104583 Lcm Summer Tune-up

Posted by Howard on 08 May 2007 - 07:29 PM in Nerf Wars

I accidentally completely destroyed my BBB today. SO I'll either be A.) attempting to build a P.O.S. homemade, or B.) borrowing one of someone's guns for the day.

Hopefully Plan A will turn out, but no promises :)



#103730 Lcm Summer Tune-up

Posted by Howard on 03 May 2007 - 10:20 AM in Nerf Wars

I'll be there, but I won't be nerfing.


So you'll be dishing out the happy endings?



#103593 Lcm Summer Tune-up

Posted by Howard on 02 May 2007 - 04:39 PM in Nerf Wars

Are we using micros or megas?

Last war I must have missed the memo about it being pretty much micro exclusive, and showed up with a mega shooting gun.



#103032 Lcm Summer Tune-up

Posted by Howard on 29 April 2007 - 05:41 PM in Nerf Wars

VACC embarrasses humanity when he comes out of hiding. He's like the huge pile of dog shit on the floor that everyone sees & smells, but no one wants to clean up because it's just that horrific and raunchy.

That's why I feel he should be nicknamed Dog Shit.

<3



#102634 Lcm Summer Tune-up

Posted by Howard on 27 April 2007 - 12:22 PM in Nerf Wars

I'll be there to sign autographs and the like.

I may even Nerf a little ;)



#99072 Super Bowl Anyone?

Posted by Howard on 01 February 2007 - 02:16 PM in Off Topic

Who would win in a fight, Ditka or God? TRICK QUESTION! DITKA IS GOD!

I agree with Evil. I think the Colts are gonna stomp all over the Bears.



#99071 Hunterdon County, Nj Nerf War

Posted by Howard on 01 February 2007 - 02:10 PM in Nerf Wars

So? Get off your bitch asses and be there.


Be nice or expect a smaller turnout ;).



#98968 Monmouth County, Nj Ymca Nerf War

Posted by Howard on 30 January 2007 - 08:34 PM in Nerf Wars

You're not going to get a "huge" war with NO modded weapons whether it's indoor or out. Sorry bud.


Unless it's a ballgun and ultimator exclusive war. That'd be wild.



#98960 Hunterdon County, Nj Nerf War

Posted by Howard on 30 January 2007 - 04:57 PM in Nerf Wars

It's official, my pants are around my ankles.



#98293 Hunterdon County, Nj Nerf War

Posted by Howard on 14 January 2007 - 10:49 PM in Nerf Wars

So we're shootin' for 20 people at least then?



#98227 Hunterdon County, Nj Nerf War

Posted by Howard on 13 January 2007 - 02:57 PM in Nerf Wars

If I have my car up on campus that weekend, I'll be good for the 11th, but I would not be good for the following weekend.


I would gladly pay you tomorrow for a hamburger today.

^^ That's exactly what your post reminded me of, lol. ^^

I believe the 10th is splendid for me.



#98139 Hunterdon County, Nj Nerf War

Posted by Howard on 11 January 2007 - 03:04 PM in Nerf Wars

Congratulations if you read this, I probably wouldn't have.


I did. And I enjoy being called a veteran. Champale and Ritz crackers for all!



#98091 Hunterdon County, Nj Nerf War

Posted by Howard on 10 January 2007 - 04:49 PM in Nerf Wars

How funny is that. I feel old knowing that I'm #40.



#98083 Hunterdon County, Nj Nerf War

Posted by Howard on 10 January 2007 - 12:57 PM in Nerf Wars

I suppose I'll tag along.



#97994 Battle In The Pines!

Posted by Howard on 09 January 2007 - 02:28 PM in Nerf Wars

Yeah, 5 hours and 24 minutes each way is slightly too long of a trip for me.



#97934 Reckoning V Recap

Posted by Howard on 08 January 2007 - 04:56 PM in Nerf Wars

It's been far too long since I've ventured into the nerfing waters. Seeing everyone there brought back some memories from years ago when the LCM was at its prime and there were wars every weekend without fail. I think that I'm gonna get back into the swing of things, because I certainly did enjoy myself for the brief amount of time that I was in attendance. Expect to see me around more often when it comes to East Coast wars!


Seductively Yours,
Howard xoxo



#77866 That What I Love About High School Girls...

Posted by Howard on 27 March 2006 - 09:37 PM in Off Topic

You can't speak ill of any member of the Lawn Chair Mafia. That's a rule. Now follow it, bitches.

=)



#77710 That What I Love About High School Girls...

Posted by Howard on 26 March 2006 - 05:42 PM in Off Topic

You know you love our antics Cx. Don't be hatin'.

<3



#77652 New Avatars

Posted by Howard on 26 March 2006 - 03:43 AM in Off Topic

I want a custom avatar!

Shindig? Help a brother out?



#77651 That What I Love About High School Girls...

Posted by Howard on 26 March 2006 - 03:36 AM in Off Topic

Hey Anothernoob, Wanna shut up before I put you on the "Who I'm gonna kick in the face" list?

As for everyone else, I'm a degenerate-gambling-binge-drinking-marijuana-abusing-sexual-predator of a college student. So basically I'm super.

How's things Jskater? Still keepin' the pimp-hand strong?



#77557 That What I Love About High School Girls...

Posted by Howard on 25 March 2006 - 05:23 PM in Off Topic

I don't like you. Fight me.



#77540 Archived Website

Posted by Howard on 25 March 2006 - 03:16 PM in General Nerf

You youngsters can't take a joke nowadays. For shame.

Just think what would have happened if Vacc posted the same thing. Everyone would have had a laugh. Speaking of Vacc, is he still even alive?



#51080 Soooooooo..... :o

Posted by Howard on 29 March 2005 - 09:30 PM in Off Topic

Come on, who remembers me now.. eh eh?



#28419 Domination Nj

Posted by Howard on 13 June 2004 - 04:37 PM in Nerf Wars

What he meant was "Be there and be gay."



#26960 Nj Conquest War Wrap Up

Posted by Howard on 24 May 2004 - 10:16 PM in Nerf Wars

I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is that our hopes of a successful CTF game were shot down yet again. The good news is that I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance when i switched to geiko... ^_^

It was a blast. I haven't nerfed like that in a long while. The teams were very well balanced, and every round was close. The different scenarios changed it up quite a bit, and the pistol rounds added so much to this war. Skipping the half hour breaks that always seem to happen inbetween rounds was good too. Everyone put their all into each round, and it was a great thing to see. Not the usual crapfest standoffs that happen all too often at many of the other wars.

Needless to say, it was an awesome war, and i'd definitely do it again.



#26953 East Coast War

Posted by Howard on 24 May 2004 - 09:58 PM in Nerf Wars

the big bag head lifeguard lol.



#21667 March War Recap

Posted by Howard on 18 March 2004 - 09:40 PM in Nerf Wars

Let's just say that "I" took a handful of darts.. all of maybe 8 out of the 200 some that you had in that lovely box of yours. That little birdie also failed to tell you that someone by the alias of "MacP" & another mystery guest under the alias of "Mantits" did it too. One of the two of the said persons diddled your darts.. if you will. I'll also tell you that it wasn't the latter.

And I appreciate everyones concern with the way I was acting. I was relieved to find out that most of the bitching was due to me, even though I find that very very hard to swallow.. *insert gay joke here*.

It was cold out. I was cold. Everyone was cold. It happens. However, me saying "man, it's cold out" started out the days series of bitchings.

I'll be terribly honest. In the beginning part of the day, the war was a tad dull. It wasn't bad in the least, but it wasn't that lively. Everyone was moping around. I was included. The first two rounds were like a warmup. It's the norm. Everyone was ok with that.

5 or 6 rounds later.. I did my fair share of running around and participating, as well as everyone else there. Argue that bitches. I started getting tired. It happens to everyone. I say, "OOfh, i'm pooped". I get bitched at again. Fun. So, throughout the next 2 and a half rounds or so, I took it easy. If I knew I was going to get hit, why bother struggling? We were in the obstacle course, and everyone that played there knows that it isn't the safest place to be running around. I took it easy. Mantis took it easy. MacP took it easy. The majority of both of the teams took it easy. These were the rounds before lunch when everyone knew it was gonna wrap up anyways. It happens. That's when our friendly neighborhood Talio comes out and says that he's "fed up with all the crap that's been going on throughout the day." I just stopped and shook my head. Most of the people were taking it easy! It was only for 2 or 3 rounds! Not a big deal! I shrug it off, and lunch rolls around.

Everyone had a chance to blow off some steam, and the horsemen arrive! Better late than never I always say. However the false promises of the horsemen showing up early like the rest of us did really got my hopes up, and then when they didn't show until lunch, I was devastated.

Now everyone has had ample time to calm the fuck down. We start playing again. Certain people, who we will refer to as "Norseman T" & "Philly P" couldn't handle making teams. One of the two got frustrated and started going off on how things weren't going good. At this point it was just as cold out as it was before, and there was a warm Oldsmobile all of 10 feet away. I went to the car, opened the door, stepped in, and shut the door. I ate gummy bears. Why should I have to stand outside when someone can't handle what they're trying to do? Teams get made. The next rounds are fine. No one complains about certain members other than me that weren't GIVING THEIR ALL!!!. That's fine. Why is that fine you ask? Because it's Nerf. It's a game. People go to have fun. I went and had fun. Others went and had fun. The ones that didn't have fun were the one's that were too busy bitching about the ones that were having fun. Just shut the fuck up and Nerf already.

Honestly people, don't take it that seriously. Because when you do, there are bound to be that many more people who won't. It's a game.