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#45530 Nerf World Order

Posted by Alexthebeast on 06 January 2005 - 12:28 AM in News

Wow, I might have a reason to start posting again.

#41023 Fuck The Electoral College

Posted by Alexthebeast on 06 November 2004 - 10:02 PM in Off Topic

We all know what happened 4 years ago. Havent you finished your whining yet? I know gore hasn't. I admire kerry for not throwing a pussy fit like big gay al.

-Here's the thing.
-The EC is here.
-Bush is president.
-He would have been prez by popular this time around, he was actually the first president with a majority (meaning more than 50%) of the vote since the 70s.
-Get used to it, stop your fucking whing unless you have a point other than "The government and how it runs Sucks"

#40976 World Of Warcraft

Posted by Alexthebeast on 06 November 2004 - 12:31 AM in Off Topic

I betaed it over the end of the summer. It's amazing.

#40566 Enough Already

Posted by Alexthebeast on 02 November 2004 - 02:41 PM in News

The relevance scale

<_1_2_3_4_5_6_7_8_9_10__ >

#40143 George Dubya, And 9-11

Posted by Alexthebeast on 28 October 2004 - 09:09 PM in Off Topic

Ah..can't wait till nov 3rd...no more of this political bullshit.

You wish.
And I.

Kerry wins:
the reps complain for a year.
the reps get colin powell and jeb to duke it out for rep throne
colin runs
w00t reps won.
colin is shot, (he's a black prez!)
Cheney is prez
the world blows up, and cheney's last words:

Bush wins
the dems complain for 4 years.
dems get hillary to run
reps have colin run
hillary is elected
she gets shot for being a woman
gore is prez
he invents the "outernet"

Nader wins
What the fuck?
The world dies in a mass of confusion

#39951 Enough Already

Posted by Alexthebeast on 26 October 2004 - 09:21 PM in News

I say you give ompalicious a title.. "n00ba l'Ompa"

It sounds like oompa loompa!

I think.

#39037 Politics 'n Food

Posted by Alexthebeast on 15 October 2004 - 08:28 PM in Off Topic

Jones n Nader is choce, but given the choices, I would say bush and coke, because i wub dr. pepper and cherry coke.

#38630 Css Help

Posted by Alexthebeast on 08 October 2004 - 08:05 PM in Off Topic

Alright, thanks a ton.

#38626 Css Help

Posted by Alexthebeast on 08 October 2004 - 07:00 PM in Off Topic

So what, make a 3rd <div> Sidebar?

#38610 Css Help

Posted by Alexthebeast on 08 October 2004 - 02:22 PM in Off Topic

Nope, it actually didn't.

#38569 Css Help

Posted by Alexthebeast on 07 October 2004 - 09:08 PM in Off Topic

That didn't help too much.

#38507 My Site.

Posted by Alexthebeast on 07 October 2004 - 05:39 AM in Off Topic

You deserve being diddled by a hefty fellow named bubba for a whole FORUM ON LEET SPEAK.

#38482 Css Help

Posted by Alexthebeast on 06 October 2004 - 08:46 PM in Off Topic

Yeah, So I was putting google ads on my blog, and I need some CSS help. After talking to everyone i know on aim and the only respones I got were about counter strike source, I decided to come here.

Here is the code:
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What I want to do Is put the 120x600 Google ad in the unused space on the left margin. What would I use to do that, or would I have to just make some HTML tables (or will that mess with the ad?).

#38390 Amps

Posted by Alexthebeast on 05 October 2004 - 02:40 PM in Off Topic

Get a 30 watt Peavy. Or hey, There are these off-brand amps they have at FYE for $60. They pump out more volume than my buddy's 60 watt Crate.

#38126 Nerf Finally Updates Their Webpage

Posted by Alexthebeast on 01 October 2004 - 09:35 PM in General Nerf

<lisp> Guiltee! Take me to prison, I love the decor!</lisp>

#38108 Nerf Finally Updates Their Webpage

Posted by Alexthebeast on 01 October 2004 - 03:22 PM in General Nerf

Too late phool, i am already editing it.

#38089 Political Equity

Posted by Alexthebeast on 01 October 2004 - 05:47 AM in Off Topic

Anyone notice kerry's red tie, and bushes blue?

#38088 Future Video Game Poll

Posted by Alexthebeast on 01 October 2004 - 05:46 AM in Off Topic

If CS:S falls under HL2, then HL2 hand fucking down. CS:S is amazing.

#35475 Nerf World's New Menu

Posted by Alexthebeast on 27 August 2004 - 02:13 PM in Off Topic

Who else thinks Grinch really needs to get rid of the light blue background?

#35282 Help OMC Pick The Best Slogan

Posted by Alexthebeast on 26 August 2004 - 02:13 PM in Off Topic

Can you say clusterfuck?

Nope, I'm having trouble with that one... must be the fact that it isn't a word :nugget:.

Anyways, I like all of them, but my vote goes to the first one because it would be something for people to read as they plotted their attack trying to figure out what it meant, as you turned around and shot them.

I like all of them. Perhaps a colloge (sp?) of them all over your back or something?

The Clusterfuck is Hersh's monstrocity, a Gun with I think 5(?) Guns taped to it.

#35280 Cops

Posted by Alexthebeast on 26 August 2004 - 02:05 PM in Nerf Wars

I nominate TIS as the official unofficial "nerf MOM" cause he is clearly one of the most responsible people I have ever met, especially when it comes to dealing with Non-nerfers around us.

I doubt Cx would argue with that custom title, but Julie might have dibs :nugget:

#35227 Help OMC Pick The Best Slogan

Posted by Alexthebeast on 25 August 2004 - 09:44 PM in Off Topic

Yes maam option #3

Can you say clusterfuck?

#35064 Cops

Posted by Alexthebeast on 24 August 2004 - 02:29 PM in Nerf Wars

Never said that, I said bad cops and angry pedoplihes suck.

Your topic says Cops, They Suck"

Shu'up <_<

#35063 Exciting Game Types

Posted by Alexthebeast on 24 August 2004 - 02:23 PM in General Nerf

SWAT- One team is SWAT, others are terrorists. SWAT has to infiltrate the building in question from the outside, and try to sneak up on the terrorist team. The terrorists can set booby traps (usually well-hidden wires attached to party poppers, which cause an instant kill. SWAT has special items like flash bangs which can cause temporary inaction from a target if well placed. Terrorists can commit suicide attacks (such as exploding a party popper next to a SWAT), and if all SWAT are killed by suicide attacks, terrorists are still considered the victors. It gets more complicated, and it's definitely my favorite of all our games.

Hey! 3m and DW invented that! Only our was much cooler.

Terros in Pavilion, SAWT on outaside. Terros must stay inside. Terros have 3 hits each, and SWAT has 5. If a SWAT is hit, they must tag a tree to come back in.

#35016 Exciting Game Types

Posted by Alexthebeast on 23 August 2004 - 08:57 PM in General Nerf

Yeah dodgeball Rocks.

One of my personal favorites is siege. Pretty self explanatory.

#34973 Cops

Posted by Alexthebeast on 23 August 2004 - 01:24 PM in Nerf Wars

The funny part was the Cop said:

"Well think of this. Lets say you shoot one into the air, And it gets carried by the wind. Not to say you are a bad shot of course."

#34957 Matey

Posted by Alexthebeast on 23 August 2004 - 10:50 AM in Nerf Wars

Me losing alex off his roof with my PETG'd at2k from 80+ ft. twice

In a row. :nugget:

My High points:

Climbing on my roof from the lightning rod all other teams unaware, and pegging Lefty in the head from the roof.

Seeing Veggie's look when I landed that arrow on him.

J_Clobbers was just like "Here, use this" After he was out, tosses me his uberbow, I have no Idea which pump what, whaqt trigger shoots what, ect ect, But i just pulled a pin and nail veggie.

I broke J_Clobber's glasses with my sexbow from about 30 feet.

My mom being awsome and buying us a bunch of pizzas. The guys chipped in less than 10% all together

Warring at my house. We might do it again.

Low points:

My arrow storm not being up and running.

Only getting 7 kills with arrows. I id ok with regular old darts though.

Not getting a picture of Jeff's roll.

Lycan backing out and throwing my sister in the trampoline instead of the pool. He did look like a molester chasing my sister around the yard when he was about to throw her in.

#34918 Custom Hornet Prototype

Posted by Alexthebeast on 22 August 2004 - 10:26 PM in Modifications

That looks mighty off balence as well.

#34907 Favorite Online Game?

Posted by Alexthebeast on 22 August 2004 - 08:49 PM in Off Topic

Couter-Strike and Fire arms.

#34894 Cops

Posted by Alexthebeast on 22 August 2004 - 07:26 PM in Nerf Wars

I'm not sure who the host was, but it was his obligation to take the game elsewhere.

That why we just warred at my house for 6 1/2 hours :P

#34869 Cops

Posted by Alexthebeast on 22 August 2004 - 02:27 PM in Nerf Wars

I agree Alex, COPS SUCK!

Never said that, I said bad cops and angry pedoplihes suck.

#34860 Cops

Posted by Alexthebeast on 22 August 2004 - 01:38 PM in Nerf Wars

Ok so we're at MATEY today, and we're warring. We move over to the playset, and there are people having a picnic about 100 feet behind it. We think nothing of it, and nerf. Apparently, a piece of foam bounced off a pole, carried in the wind, and landed appoxximately 20 feet away from the picnicing family.

So he comes out and yells at us, And we calmly walk away, begin to pack up and go to the other side of the park, to avoid calamity. So as we're packing up, two cops pull up.
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So they pull up, and the dad, who apparently called the cops, walked up and approached, and admited he sicked them on us. He Said, and I quote,

"Those stupid dumbasses mother f*ckers shot and it almost hit us. I mean, there are kids all over! (Note there were none at the time other than those picnicing, but at this point there was) "and told his bullshit side of the story.

Then we tell ou side of the story and this retarded cop starts talking about charging jake with felonious assault with an air rifle. This is where I chiommed in that we were shooting f*cking foam darts, and not at a very high FPS either. He noted that, then proceded to kick us out of the park. So here we are at my house, with 15 guys, nerfing.

#34833 Crazy E-bay Guy Again

Posted by Alexthebeast on 22 August 2004 - 01:20 AM in General Nerf



#34832 Bow Down

Posted by Alexthebeast on 22 August 2004 - 01:15 AM in Homemades

See the coupler in that top rail? That contains about 4"s of hotglue. Then the on the bottom, with the electrical tape? thats isn't connected in any air-flow way.

#34784 Predator Nerf

Posted by Alexthebeast on 21 August 2004 - 08:10 PM in Nerf Wars

At first it sounded silly, but then after thinking about it....

So basically it's a one shot deal in the dark...you miss and you're toast.  In total or near-total darkness so that adds to the suspense/fun.  Arrows, so they're easy to find between matches.  And the scenario has a definite beginning and end, and appears to be one that doesn't take hours/ days to play out.  In fact, you can probably go a dozen matches or more in an evening.

Sounds like a bunch of fun to me.  Going to try it when our next "group" comes by.  Thanks!


Piney, you realize you can pick up your arrows after you shoot them right? The idea though is you're conservative. Like the last time we played this, Squad shot right over my shoulder, and runs away. Bad move I chase him down the whole street. Then he flips past, me, running 3 blocks back to his arrow. I shot him like 6 times as I chase him, then as we get back to his arrow, I shoot, miss, and before I could grab my arrow, Swift's arrow wizzes right in front of my face. I run, grab my arrow, do a 180-roll, and come up, shove the arrow onto my bow, shoot, and peg him in the neck. walk up, grab my arrow, and precede after Squad. it's intense.

We got about 16 matches in between 9pm and midnight.

#34753 Predator Nerf

Posted by Alexthebeast on 21 August 2004 - 04:27 PM in Nerf Wars

Sounds fun. I'd try it, but I don't have any arrow-firing guns. I do have a few arrows though, that I could probably stick onto the barrel of my modded Super Soaker.

Don't do that! You'll ruin the arrow! At2k/sm1.5k pump tubes make a great arrow barrel if you have one laying around.

Thats sounds pretty cool. I supose you could play It with other ammo to though.

We use arrows because they are jsut as hard to dodge in the night, can be seen on the ground(picture looking for a single stefan on the ground pitch black), and shoot like 60 feet max. So you have to stalk someone to get close enough to shoot them.

#34752 Bow Down

Posted by Alexthebeast on 21 August 2004 - 04:22 PM in Homemades

Nice design, I can't wait to see it go to work on Sunday. Suggestion for improvement. Swap out the turn style valve for another ball valve which will make it faster to recharge the firing chamber. No strike that I assume you only have to open the turn style valve a little bit to equaize the pressure and then close it again, which would be faster with the turn style.

So I guess I dont' have a suggestion after all, having figured out a the reason you did things the way you did.

Yeah that's why I did it that way, ever since the first Wraith a few years back. i think this is my 4th gun using the system, and my clan's 6th. I Just love it, it was so hard to perfct it though. Picture it: your a retarded 12 year old who wants to play with the big boys. i made this, and It was the first homemade in my clan(the Wraith I). I was proud iof my self. I was also the first to do major mods in my clan (IE barrel replacements), and am still the only one to use a pump gun. I'm just different/weird like that.

#34663 Bow Down

Posted by Alexthebeast on 20 August 2004 - 08:37 PM in Homemades

Actually, I have to yet to brass this creation. All those ranges were taken with Suction Red Airjet Micros in sch 40 PVC.

#34657 Bow Down

Posted by Alexthebeast on 20 August 2004 - 07:37 PM in Homemades

Read the first post man.

The shots in desending order before reaload are appx:

1. 150-160
2. 145-150
3. 135-140
4. 125-130
5. 135-125
6. 90-100
7. 70-85
8. 55-60
9. 90-100 ( I release the both valve [the whole tank] on this shot)

#34642 Homemade Flash Bang Grenade

Posted by Alexthebeast on 20 August 2004 - 05:42 PM in Homemades

Made that mistake before, I passed out.