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#297258 Nerf in the Nude
Posted by CA13 on 18 April 2011 - 02:34 AM in General Nerf
A new dimension has appeared for you every morning, provided that your day-to day state of clothedness has been completely binary and you believe in quantum mechanics.
I see Nude nerf as bliss. Darts can, and will, find their places, lodge into any orifice that will provide them the chance. A shot dart landing between the buttcheeks is quite satisfying at times (don't judge me) and if I had a fat friend I'd imagine a vulcan turning him into a porcupine of nerf darts, with rolls holding untold amounts of foam and sweat providing a sort of flypaper adhesive quality to his haunches.
When I play nude nerf, it is almost always with a friend, and it can be the product of strip-nerf- fighting, where you must remove an article of clothing when you are hit by a dart (and the attacker must give you 60 seconds to realign yourself and get a bit more comfortable. This new naked-nerf combo brings more importance in darts being caught in cleavages. Furthermore, hickeys and hits are pretty indistinguishable after few hours, and a k9 special or the modified BB you always had now seems a bit more intimidating.
If anyone's into competition, nude nerf is easy to keep track of. The person with the least amount of welts on their person wins the game, and the person who is first to get naked in the strip=nerf duel beforehand is also a loser.
The only downside to naked nerf is that there's no holsters, no ammo pouches, and no body armor for people to tacticlol Nerf combat with. So I guess it becomes more of a double edged sword.
Anyone have any experience with semi-clothed Nerf? Sure, it's more of a niche market when compared to Super Soaker skinny dipping, but still, I'd like to hear from more people about the wonders of this.
also, people here are desperate bastards, so in the meantime i'll be asking for permission from my friends to post some pictures of the games in action.
The PAS is mightier than the pork sword
- often attributed to Sun-cxwq, but Casagroova works too. (and for the U3, Oscar Wilde)
#297257 Idea For Homemade Darts
Posted by CA13 on 18 April 2011 - 02:12 AM in General Nerf
kielbasa/larger brats-1.75" pvc (RSCB possible, in all types of cooked except boiled, also watch out for grease (it slightly dissolves PVC))
bangers-2" PVC (cracker meal 70% by weight=most durable, RSCB possible)
hope this helps
#297256 Warthog Time
Posted by CA13 on 18 April 2011 - 02:06 AM in Modifications
Also, loser (just to see if it censors that)
#296791 Could We Have A Sticky Thread For Notably Inactive Users?
Posted by CA13 on 28 March 2011 - 09:34 PM in Site Feedback
Ugh. You don't need an MIT-level script to use the search engine. Is that really what you kids think?
Edit: Response to below, since the kid clearly does NOT understand this.
To find the last time someone posted, click Search in the top right. Type in the user's name in the "Filter by Member Name" box. Under "Result Type" click "Show results as posts". It will show the first 1000 of that user's posts, from most recent to least. The top post is their last post. Does exactly what you're saying, without any script, let alone whatever misconceptions you have about college being true. (Seriously, look at this. They're common, and easy to make.)
Even quicker, if you're just looking for all posts by a user, click their name to see their profile, click "Profile options" then "Show user's posts."
Under their profile is a "last active" date. But still, I think we really could use a thread like this.
#296559 Could We Have A Sticky Thread For Notably Inactive Users?
Posted by CA13 on 25 March 2011 - 02:33 AM in Site Feedback
Also, they deserve lots of respect if they were contributors and it would be nice to just have their names up.
People like ShortShit, 3DBBQ, Ompa, and The Infinite Shindig shouldn't go unnoticed. Boltsniper had a little comeback to the site, and a year back ShortShit and 3DBBQ also visited. These people, whether or not they themselves notice, should be recognized.
also i love you sooth rest in peace bud <3
#277796 Homemades Picture Thread
Posted by CA13 on 15 June 2010 - 02:06 PM in Homemades
Helical Hopper Clip
To operate, you have to blow on the check valve coming off the clip. The clip is merely a segment of FlexPVC (buy here) attached to a coupler leading to a small length of clear PVC. As you blow into the check valve, darts feed into the small piece of clear PVC.
The only drawback is that it's possible to blow too many darts through the clip and out the barrel. I might try to fix this problem, or learn to deal with it and not blow too hard. It's incredibly easy to get darts to feed through this stuff.
Ryan, try buying some vinyl tubing, put talc on the inside to remove the sticky-ness, and cut section, plugging one end with a rubber stopper. You can make a pretty flexible magazine/hopper out of that. I took about 2 feet of vinyl tubing and was able to make a hopper that I can bend and zip tie back onto my HAMP. Shit's awesome.
#275717 Nerf Ma5b
Posted by CA13 on 23 May 2010 - 06:21 PM in Modifications
What? You mean pseudo-laser?sudo-lasor
$>sudo lasor lasor: command not found
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Anyways, that's awesome!
Ranges?
#272506 Maverick Barrel Removal
Posted by CA13 on 17 April 2010 - 10:44 PM in Modifications
#272505 Time To Look Inside... The Ldr!
Posted by CA13 on 17 April 2010 - 10:42 PM in Homemades
It's cool looking, but it's not my style.
#271282 A New Singled Longshot.
Posted by CA13 on 04 April 2010 - 12:10 PM in Modifications
Why you be hatin'?
Norther, we's all jealous of yo' TIM an' yo' mods.
Louie, it surprises me that you still buy longshits if you know it takes insane measures to make them legit.
Great mod, if a little unoriginal. Captain Slug's original replication of Crossbow internals really has opened doors for blasters viewed as unreliable or flawed. Not that range should be a factor. but as Ice9 proved with the Tornado-bow and you proved with your actually accurately-named Long Shot, these modular homemade internals can put reliability and function in flawed blasters. The bottom part is screaming RF20 integration.
#271281 A New Singled Longshot.
Posted by CA13 on 04 April 2010 - 12:08 PM in Modifications
Why you be hatin'?
Norther, we's all jealous of yo' TIM an' yo' mods.
Louie, it surprises me that you still buy longshits if you know it takes insane measures to make them legit.
Great mod, if a little unoriginal. Captain Slug's original replication of Crossbow internals really has opened doors for blasters viewed as unreliable or flawed. Not that range should be a factor. but as Ice9 proved with the Tornado-bow and you proved with your actually accurately-named Long Shot, these modular homemade internals can put reliability and function in flawed blasters. The bottom part is screaming RF20 integration.
#269355 Homemades Picture Thread
Posted by CA13 on 16 March 2010 - 06:02 PM in Homemades
Its the bayonette lug for Ryan's 18 inch purple jelly dong.
Gotta attach it somehow.
Honestly, people should start doing this. Add humility to a barrel tap with a cock slap.
Already have. Silicone appendages make great fore-grips, and with a scalpel you can conceal an SSPB in one. I think there should be a waist mounted HAMP, where you thrust to fire the weapon. That would be "UNh0L33Y sub-optimal PLAID (it's flannel you psuedo-hipsters) cigsmokingCOOLfun1!
#269353 Basic Sharpshooter Ii Mods/repairs
Posted by CA13 on 16 March 2010 - 05:58 PM in Modifications
This may be a dumb question, but from what I understand from the internals, this is a spring gun right? So what exactly is the green pump handle for? Thanks in advance
You see that bottom valve sitting between the two plungers? That is moved with the pump handle to switch barrels. Go "Me Yourself" yourself.
#268432 Homemade Gun?
Posted by CA13 on 07 March 2010 - 09:42 PM in Homemades
Ummm, no he had it right. A schrader valve is the one-way valve used on bike tires. That way he actually has a way to fill the tank.The name you are seeking is a Check Valve, it lets air in one way, they are easily home made, or you can buy them at a hardware store.........
Hey asshole, Presta valves are only used in bicycle tires, Schrader valves are used in bicycle tubes for clincher rims.
Anyway, you should probably not delve into making any reservoir based air gun. Try a SNAP or a HAMP. You don't have to worry about leaks or valves with piston operated blasters.
#268430 A New Forum/subforum Layout
Posted by CA13 on 07 March 2010 - 09:36 PM in Site Feedback
#268427 Longshot Optimal Spring Size/type
Posted by CA13 on 07 March 2010 - 09:18 PM in Modifications
#268345 The Coolest Thing...
Posted by CA13 on 07 March 2010 - 02:02 PM in General Nerf
#268068 My Belt Blaster
Posted by CA13 on 04 March 2010 - 08:46 PM in Modifications
#267897 The 65-b 6 Barrel Buzz Bee Big Blast
Posted by CA13 on 03 March 2010 - 07:35 PM in Modifications
#267235 Cobra Vs Titan
Posted by CA13 on 27 February 2010 - 03:26 PM in Modifications
#267233 Hawai'i Tsunami
Posted by CA13 on 27 February 2010 - 03:17 PM in Off Topic
I really wonder if Piney's already dead, he doesn't seem active in all of his personal things online, but if he's still kicking ass, hopefully he'll survive the waves too.
It's not a gargantuan tsunami, but it's a tsunami nonetheless.
#266824 Weight-powered Cannon?
Posted by CA13 on 25 February 2010 - 12:26 AM in Homemades
Sounds kind of like a Trebuchet. Make it out of wood, give it about 20 pounds for the weight, use a cut up liter soda bottle as a cup, and you should be able to launch 30 darts 150 feet, effectively creating an artillary weapon. Please, inform us how it turns out. Otherwise, get some pictures up soon, as concept threads are generally looked down upon.
What the fuck? Are any of you capable of designing this? Trebuchets are modified levers, and I really don't think that's what he wants. If you would want some sort of "weight operated cannon", try taking a trebuchet and on the sling end attach a pivoting piston. The piston would be inserted into a plunger tube and be forced down as the weight drops and the pivot moves across the linkage. It wouldn't be worth it, but you and your "associate" (what the fuck could that mean?) probably wouldhave a great time, having associates and rapid insertion and all.
#266360 Nerf Marauder Longsword Reinforcement
Posted by CA13 on 21 February 2010 - 07:53 PM in Modifications
Everyone gets 2 shots in a single loading pistol and a sword. All darts must be loaded from the muzzle (no breeches, couplers utilized here) to make the pistols cumbersome. Everyone starts with someone near them (their own dueling "opponent"). The round starts, and shots are fired, then frantic swordfighting, etc. ensues.
It can be played as an ongoing free for all with the last man standing, or at larger wars made into brackets where you get one dart per match. This is the only gametype where melee is useful.
#266088 Why I Love Nerf
Posted by CA13 on 19 February 2010 - 10:17 PM in General Nerf
#264765 Home-rigged Vertical Lathe
Posted by CA13 on 08 February 2010 - 11:39 PM in Off Topic
If you need something better, try finding an electric motor from a washer/ dryer at a local surplus shop. Those things are fucking cake.
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