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#309478 Nerf Rayven - Mod Guide!

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 14 January 2012 - 02:17 AM in Modifications

80-100 ft from a FLYWHEEL?

Do I smell integration?

More like ozone.

#305462 Next N-Strike Blaster?

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 07 October 2011 - 02:26 PM in General Nerf

New jolt gun brings back fond memories of the mega blitz triple torch. Loved that gun in stock form.

#292780 What Should I Name My Band?

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 14 January 2011 - 01:17 AM in Off Topic

Br00tal diddle.

#259501 Cyanide & Happiness

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 21 December 2009 - 05:34 PM in Off Topic

Definitely up there with death by foam...

#238984 Daft 09

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 28 June 2009 - 01:10 AM in Nerf Wars

If the weather is gonna be anything like it is now, make sure your guns/stefans are prepared to swelter in the heat and not fall apart on you, and bring plenty of fluids. A few hours of running around dehydrated and you'll find yourself at the local hospital. Put me down as a maybe, depending on my schedule I may or may not be able to make it, also pending parental approval for the drive.

#226252 Arrowstorm

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 26 April 2009 - 04:44 PM in Modifications

Give the guy some fucking credit. He posts a decent write up and your sitting there giving him shit for it. You'll notice the other write up is an airzone brand gun and doesn't utilize couplers like this mod does. Therefore it hasn't been done. Nice write up, I've always wanted an arrowstorm.

#224883 General Blow Gun Stuff

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 21 April 2009 - 08:20 PM in Homemades

Simplest blowgun is a length of 1/2 inch PVC pipe with a coupler for a mouthpiece so one can acheive the burst of air that is needed to propel a dart so that it can actually hit someone.

#223845 Airzooka Nerfified

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 15 April 2009 - 07:22 PM in Modifications

It's no good. The air that thing pushes out isn't sufficient enough to put a dart anywhere. A nerf gun typically uses one short concentrated burst of air to achieve the range that we get. That type of gun fires more of a large ball of air that isn't concentrated enough or released as fast so that a dart can achieve your average air gun ranges.

#219693 Big G'town Garage Sale

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 24 March 2009 - 08:30 PM in Off Topic

But what are the chances of finding anything nerf related? Pretty slim I'd say, seeing as Georgetown is a retirement community.

#219193 The Official Internals Directory

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 21 March 2009 - 11:18 PM in Modifications

Not sure how piney feels about his pictures, so I'll just link them for you to decide what to do with them. I knew I had remembered seeing some triple torch internals somwhere, a quick glance at his blog and I found what I was looking for.

Picture One
Picture Two

#209075 Math Puzzle

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 02 February 2009 - 09:44 PM in Off Topic

Isn't it just a 1/4th of the red circle?

#200372 The Nerf Schofield

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 01 January 2009 - 11:26 PM in Homemades

WOAH an ausinite! Badass gun by the way, yes where about's in austin do you live?

#199720 A Very Strange Find...

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 30 December 2008 - 02:18 AM in General Nerf

I saw the same occurrence in a toysrus in Pensacola. Where were you when you saw these? I saw them about 3 years ago.

#199097 St9

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 26 December 2008 - 11:32 PM in General Nerf

However it should be noted that ST9000 is a holy grail collectors item. It would fetch a pretty penny, but the fact that is doesn't work might detour some buyers, it should still net you atleast 50 dollars.

#198825 Merry Christmas!

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 25 December 2008 - 01:22 PM in Off Topic

What if I'm Jewish or Buddhist? ... The term you are looking for is "Happy Holidays"

#197240 Nerf Disc Shot+ Nerf Airtect 1000, I Call It The Ds1000

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 19 December 2008 - 04:44 PM in Modifications

I think you are all missing the point of this thread, the guy did a mod on his own. It may not be the brightest mod on the planet, but give the guy some effort points! He's getting his hands dirty, this is truly a successful integration, regardless if it sucks worse then before.

#190986 Etrl Pump Shot Gun

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 20 November 2008 - 07:24 PM in Off Topic

I could swear the purpose of the thread was hinting at something dirty, perhaps "nothing to wear out" is really only thing that comes remotely close to anything questionable. I really don't see anything else that could be classified as weird or out of the ordinary.

#190806 Barrel Length For Sm1.5k?

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 19 November 2008 - 07:24 PM in Modifications

I can tell you from experience, 6 inches is the way to go. In my eyes it's a standard among at2k's and sm1.5k quad mods. Every at2k and sm1.5k I have modded, I have used 6 inch barrels ranging in material to nested brass, cpvc, and even your material of choice, PETG. 6 inches seems to be the prime length for achieving a good combination of range,accuracy, and velocity.

EDIT: The sm1.5k and the at2k are identical guns, neither is more powerful then the other.

#190672 At2k Tank Extension

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 18 November 2008 - 11:41 PM in Modifications

If you can't play with non dumbass friends who neglect what you say, then you shouldn't be loaning guns out to them. Under no circumstances should you ever blow a tank using the specified and safe number of pumps, to have to do this mod so that you can have a little insurance in pumps is senseless, your either smart enough to pump it the right number of times or dumb enough to loan it to stupid friends who will overpump it.

#190571 At2k Tank Extension

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 18 November 2008 - 06:13 PM in Modifications

While it's a nice mod, I don't really see the practicality of it all. Sure you can hit 100 flat, but how is this any different then the ordinary mod of just plugging the pump and doing a barrel replacement? I'm struggling to see why you would try to improve an already outstanding gun which takes very little modification as is, not to mention now you have to pump it more.

#189928 Favorite Rock/metal/alternative Song

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 16 November 2008 - 01:04 AM in Off Topic

Definitely gotta throw in that fucking falloutboy! I just can't get enough of "Sugar we're going down swinging", that has to be the hardest core song of all time. I just can't not listen to that song and bang my head to it.


All kidding aside, many of the songs in this thread are just appalling to my eyes, but of course it's YOUR favorite song, so to each his own.

Some of mine

Push the hand- toadies
passenger, hexagram - deftones
the hollow, gravity, orestes, 3 libras, vanishing- APC

Just to name a few that come to mind.

#187597 Nerf Switch Shot Ex-3 Reviewed At Gamecyte

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 04 November 2008 - 10:16 PM in General Nerf

To the above post, why use all those fixes when you could just go out and buy a fucking NF?

#177686 Nerf Hyper Fire Pre Order

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 15 September 2008 - 11:42 PM in General Nerf

Old news, saw these at wal-mart the other day down here in Texas.

#173787 The Defender....

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 30 August 2008 - 08:17 PM in Modifications

Not to mention most airsoft springs are very stiff to begin with.

#170411 Greatest Game That You Have Ever Played In Your Life

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 18 August 2008 - 07:31 PM in Off Topic

No, its much better then donkey kong, I'm not sure when donkey kong was released but Toki was in 1989, and he doesn't throw barrels, he shoots balls out of his mouth, theres 6 levels, each with a boss. Believe me, it's a great game.

#170408 Greatest Game That You Have Ever Played In Your Life

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 18 August 2008 - 07:19 PM in Off Topic

If we're talking about greatest games ever, I throw my hat to an arcade machine called "Toki".

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#169872 Texas Nerfers Unite

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 16 August 2008 - 11:08 PM in Nerf Wars

But don't get me wrong, theres plenty of places around Austin that would make great war sites. I live in North Austin by the way off braker and lamar.

#169865 Texas Nerfers Unite

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 16 August 2008 - 10:52 PM in Nerf Wars

AUSTIN NERFERS?!?! WHERE?!?! Zilker would be a baller place to host a nerf, of course its a pretty traveled park though, I see alot of room for worried onlookers.

#168863 New Music...

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 13 August 2008 - 05:35 PM in Off Topic

I've never been a big fan of AC/DC I just never could appreciate there music, I also didn't really like the fanbase that went along with them. By fanbase I mean middle school children who believe that by listening and praising them, they feel like they truly know what classic rock is.

On the subject of my music, I listen to some rap, Atmosphere and the gorillaz are among my favorites. I also like devin the dude and del tha funkee homosapien as well. When it comes to all other music my personal favorites are Tool, APC, RATM, Sublime, Sparta, ATDI, and I've taken a recent shine to Morphine.

#167440 Labeled Vulcan Internals + Faq

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 08 August 2008 - 05:01 PM in Modifications

I'm colorblind! :P

#165494 Good Nintendo 64 Games

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 30 July 2008 - 05:47 PM in Off Topic

Pokemon stadium, no joke. Great multi player mario party type esque games.

#164266 Give Mr Tubb A New Sig

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 24 July 2008 - 08:05 PM in Off Topic

I enjoy bukakke.

#162365 Sm5k, The Blue Tiger

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 11 July 2008 - 10:23 AM in Modifications

Who gives a fuck, nerf isn't about how much money you can make off one gun. Besides the small soldiers version isn't that rare, they are becoming slightly more available as time goes on. Great mod dude, I'm sure it will serve you well in battle, alot better then 100 bucks would.

#161954 A New, Easy, Valve

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 08 July 2008 - 01:54 PM in Homemades

It already has been scaled to nerf. It's the exact same valve found in air guns.

#161354 A New, Easy, Valve

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 03 July 2008 - 12:27 PM in Homemades

Isn't that pretty much the valve used in nerf guns?

#161352 Subliminal (hidden) Messaging

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 03 July 2008 - 12:19 PM in Off Topic

I think the point he is trying to make is the audience that Nintendo targets, which is one of a younger crowd.

#161131 At2k, Why!

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 01 July 2008 - 05:52 PM in Modifications

You haven't answered the question yet, did you plug your overrelease valve? If you didn't do so if you want your desired ranges.

#160348 Rarest Nerf Gun

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 24 June 2008 - 10:51 PM in General Nerf

Perhaps the prototype mavericks that lastmanalive claimed to have.

#160252 Who Made The Mod?

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 24 June 2008 - 01:57 PM in General Nerf

The first mods as far as I'm aware were simple rubberbanding and AR removement. That was back in the days of Nerf Online.

#160050 Rarest Nerf Gun

Posted by Uncle Hammer on 22 June 2008 - 10:08 PM in General Nerf

Those force guns are pretty rare too. I always thought there was only one, but I believe there was about 3 guns in the line.