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#364584 What Happened to NerfHaven

Posted by NerfMonkey on 25 June 2020 - 12:41 PM in General Nerf

:ph34r:

Sup Brandon? It's Mike. I met you at a war in Cinci in March of 2008. Then I believe we had one in Columbus that summer that Twitch was at (don't remember if you made it to that one) and maybe both went to Apoc in 2010? You used to use a Tech Target with which you could hit running targets from 50' away? I'm like 90% sure about this. Good to know you're still out there somewhere dude.




#359554 Nerf Wars Pictures/Footage Thread

Posted by NerfMonkey on 28 April 2017 - 11:36 PM in Nerf Wars

I fired up my ancient laptop that had some videos I downloaded from NerfHaven years ago and put them on youtube. This video is the first of 8 in a playlist; if you click the video title it should take you to youtube where you can watch the rest of them.

 

 

I don't know if this is ok or not. I think it probably is since these all used to be hosted here on NH and were free to view and/or download, but if any of the admins think cxwq wouldn't want these on youtube then edit my post with a statement to that effect and I'll take them down ASAP.

 

EDIT: I didn't follow the instructions in the OP because I'm a dumbass.




#359109 University of Akron Nerf War, April 21st!

Posted by NerfMonkey on 08 April 2017 - 07:08 PM in Nerf Wars

I'm going to try to get out to this one since it's only an hour drive for me. Got a rough headcount?




#356395 Mega Double Breech- NOT a shotgun!

Posted by NerfMonkey on 24 October 2016 - 08:25 AM in General Nerf

Looks pretty cool to me, aside from the whole not firing thing. It reminds me of a giant Sharpshooter II, which was always one of my favorite blasters. I'll probably end up buying one unless somebody on here takes one apart and proves that it's a piece of crap. I'm a sucker for big springers. Thanks for the info!




#351109 Weird Rapidfire 20 knockoff abomination thing

Posted by NerfMonkey on 24 January 2016 - 10:42 PM in General Nerf

knockoffs are a ton of fun to mess around with, if you have the spare money and dont mind if you get something terrible go for it

 

Hey, just a friendly tip - you might want to clean up your grammar a little bit. The moderators and admins are pretty strict about that kind of thing here! ^_^




#350787 Team Maximizer UNITE!

Posted by NerfMonkey on 15 January 2016 - 01:46 PM in Off Topic

Fucking ouch.

 

Never mind; I thought it was exploded.




#350624 What was your favorite war experience?

Posted by NerfMonkey on 09 January 2016 - 04:50 PM in Site Feedback

Hah, which nerfers have you been hanging out with?

 

The only Nerf clan (to the best of my knowledge) whose name is tattooed on two of its members' ass cheeks. If that's not class I don't know what is.
 

I recall OMC's Clusterfuck blowing a 2k tank outside of the shell right next to his face. I think his ears were ringing for a long while after that.

 

I'll never forget the time he threw his gun and started yelling profanity after he got shot in the face for the 8th time in one day.




#350608 What was your favorite war experience?

Posted by NerfMonkey on 08 January 2016 - 07:30 PM in Site Feedback

The story about the Nerf Gods shaking hands after a well-fought battle made me smile. Nerfers are probably the coolest and classiest group of people I've ever been a part of.

 

One of my best war memories that Dom's post just reminded me of is when someone's Titan blew up. The noise level was probably comparable to a gunshot. Made my ears ring. Ever since then I've been less paranoid about plugging pumps and blowing tanks because nobody got hurt and it turns out it's damn impressive and funny when it happens.




#350292 Who's still around from 2008/2009

Posted by NerfMonkey on 29 December 2015 - 03:41 PM in Off Topic

Is Ted really an admin?




#347675 No one cares about the name you gave your gun

Posted by NerfMonkey on 04 July 2015 - 07:36 PM in Off Topic

Just say what you mean, and stop acting like we're the assholes for not knowing what you're talking about, or I will word-filter all of your fancy made up words into oblivion.


Please do this anyway.



#346396 Flywheels at NIC

Posted by NerfMonkey on 22 April 2015 - 10:06 PM in General Nerf

You ass, I almost spit my drink everywhere when I read that.

Also, I tried filling the heads of the elite darts with silicone... just to see if it would improve the accuracy any. So far there seems to be some minor improvement, but they still suck. Not sure if my filling method is just crappy or that even with the additional weight the distribution of the weight itself is still strange.


Holy heck, good to see you back.



#346162 Clash of Steel: Necrohorse of Glory

Posted by NerfMonkey on 14 April 2015 - 02:18 PM in Nerf Wars

Turns out I do have to work that day anyway. Gosh fucking darn it.



#346048 Clash of Steel: Necrohorse of Glory

Posted by NerfMonkey on 08 April 2015 - 12:46 AM in Nerf Wars

If anyone (preferably of drinking age) wants to come hang out the evening of April the 25th, you can have 1 free shot from 50' at me.


I'll be there if I don't have to work.

Everyone post if you are willing/planning to show up the 18th.


See my response to Dom above.



#345323 Clash of Steel: Necrohorse of Glory

Posted by NerfMonkey on 02 March 2015 - 03:43 PM in Nerf Wars

Is this going to be another Hell After Halloween?



#344866 Clash of Steel: Necrohorse of Glory

Posted by NerfMonkey on 08 February 2015 - 03:46 PM in Nerf Wars

Who wants to get drunk after the war?



#342740 Hell After Halloween II

Posted by NerfMonkey on 07 November 2014 - 03:45 PM in Nerf Wars

Any time, anywhere.



#342599 Hell After Halloween II

Posted by NerfMonkey on 29 October 2014 - 06:43 PM in Nerf Wars

Either date works for me.



#342156 Hell After Halloween II

Posted by NerfMonkey on 26 September 2014 - 08:36 PM in Nerf Wars

Since the ontario nerd sean seams to have died this might be the one to go to.


My condolences to Sean's family and friends. You'll all be in my thoughts.



#341998 Your first NIC war and your first blaster

Posted by NerfMonkey on 17 September 2014 - 10:39 AM in Site Feedback

DCNO on January 21, 2006. You were going to go, Langley, but I think you had car troubles or something. It ended up being me, Hersh, Groove, and a kid from PA named Vince who rode with me and my mom to the war. I used a Max Shot with a CPVC barrel that shot about 65'.

Vince and I hardly knew each other, and it was really fucking awkward having two weird guys and a mom in one hotel room.



#341848 Hell After Halloween II

Posted by NerfMonkey on 09 September 2014 - 03:26 PM in Nerf Wars

I'm a definite as long as nothing comes up between now and then.



#341815 POW! Foamcoming 2: Necrohorse of Glory Rides Again

Posted by NerfMonkey on 08 September 2014 - 01:46 AM in Nerf Wars

Yeah we Nerfed I guess


You're god damn right we did.

Thanks again to everybody that came out.

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#341777 POW! Foamcoming 2: Necrohorse of Glory Rides Again

Posted by NerfMonkey on 06 September 2014 - 07:00 PM in Nerf Wars

I've got 152 darts so if this is happening I can spare a few, but I'll also be sweeping every round or two.



#341764 POW! Foamcoming 2: Necrohorse of Glory Rides Again

Posted by NerfMonkey on 06 September 2014 - 12:28 PM in Nerf Wars

I'm definitely still up for it unless more people start dropping out.



#341759 POW! Foamcoming 2: Necrohorse of Glory Rides Again

Posted by NerfMonkey on 06 September 2014 - 12:06 AM in Nerf Wars

Hana


Are there girls coming to the Nerf War?!?!



#341629 POW! Foamcoming 2: Necrohorse of Glory Rides Again

Posted by NerfMonkey on 31 August 2014 - 02:33 AM in Nerf Wars

Acting like a bunch of Canadians in this thread. On a more serious note, I was told we would be using owl pellets. I may need to borrow some if I run out halfway through the day.

Definite
Dom
flamincows
Wifey
princexbuster
NerfMonkey
BuffNerd
Kronos
Xellah
ck32

Maybe
Bowser?



#341620 POW! Foamcoming 2: Necrohorse of Glory Rides Again

Posted by NerfMonkey on 30 August 2014 - 12:58 PM in Nerf Wars

I thought about making some darts today.



#341128 POW! Foamcoming 2: Necrohorse of Glory Rides Again

Posted by NerfMonkey on 10 August 2014 - 01:02 AM in Nerf Wars

Penis



#338291 Sex(Dwarf) up your spring!

Posted by NerfMonkey on 18 April 2014 - 05:29 PM in Nerf Wars

I'm going back to the desert pretty soon to eat a bunch of cacti and search for my spirit animal, so I may not be here for this one. If we can make the war a few weeks sooner I can guarantee my attendance. If not, I may or may not be able to go; the magic 8-ball said don't count on it. So put me down as a maybe and my nads as definites.



#336552 U.G.L.Y. S.W.E.A.T.E.R. Jan 25th

Posted by NerfMonkey on 18 January 2014 - 09:54 PM in Nerf Wars

No worries man. There will be ample time for wars as the weather starts warming up.



#336463 U.G.L.Y. S.W.E.A.T.E.R. Jan 25th

Posted by NerfMonkey on 12 January 2014 - 03:42 PM in Nerf Wars

So is this shit happening or not, and are we rescheduling it or keeping it on the 25th?



#336236 U.G.L.Y. S.W.E.A.T.E.R. Jan 25th

Posted by NerfMonkey on 01 January 2014 - 04:13 PM in Nerf Wars

Oh yeah, I wouldn't expect you to drive up here to meet me, I'd get a ride down there, but you don't know me, so that might not be something you'd be okay with, it'd just cut a few hours off my travel time, no pressure, just wondering what you think about that.


Oh, in that case I'm totally up for it. The only potential problem would be finding room for everybody's stuff, but I'm sure we can make it work.



#336233 U.G.L.Y. S.W.E.A.T.E.R. Jan 25th

Posted by NerfMonkey on 01 January 2014 - 02:18 PM in Nerf Wars

Sorry man, but that would be a lot of extra driving. Cleveland isn't on the way at all for me.



#336147 Any nerfers in or around Cleveland OH?

Posted by NerfMonkey on 29 December 2013 - 07:03 PM in General Nerf

The closest group of nerfers that I know of is in Pittsburgh. We're having a war on January 25th:
http://nerfhaven.com...showtopic=24578
I'm heading over from Youngstown.



#335991 U.G.L.Y. S.W.E.A.T.E.R. Jan 25th

Posted by NerfMonkey on 19 December 2013 - 02:14 PM in Nerf Wars

Domes? I'm in. As long as I can bum a ride from NerfMonkey again.


You got it.

I've done literally nothing to get ready for this war and it feels pretty good.



#335753 U.G.L.Y. S.W.E.A.T.E.R. Jan 25th

Posted by NerfMonkey on 02 December 2013 - 01:15 AM in Nerf Wars

I'm fine with fag cannons. I'll probably use one for half the day.



#335749 U.G.L.Y. S.W.E.A.T.E.R. Jan 25th

Posted by NerfMonkey on 02 December 2013 - 12:40 AM in Nerf Wars

Dom, I'm proposing a Crayola'd Pistols round. Everybody uses Crayola barreled NFs and TTGs and the like. One person could maybe use a Crayola barreled Ultimator to spice things up. No internal mods and limited to one rubber band per blaster. I'm willing to buy and mod as many pistols as needed to make sure everyone has one so we can try this.

No Nerf guns at the thrift store today, but I did find this beauty:

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#335746 U.G.L.Y. S.W.E.A.T.E.R. Jan 25th

Posted by NerfMonkey on 01 December 2013 - 11:32 PM in Nerf Wars

I'll be there. And I'd really prefer to use Real Man's Darts™ like in the olden days, so if any slug users want to go but don't have darts I can make a whole bunch and share. I'm sure the rest of us would be happy to do so also. But if anybody can give a really good reason why we all have to use slugs I'll suck it up and deal.

Oh don't be so silly. They should have told you by now I don't travel more than 3 hours one way to nerf.


Ted. Stop being a bitch and come play nerf with us.



#335556 Hell After Halloween ('Murika, Fuck Yeah)

Posted by NerfMonkey on 20 November 2013 - 12:54 AM in Nerf Wars

You got some nice crack action in that fourth picture down.



#335490 Hell After Halloween ('Murika, Fuck Yeah)

Posted by NerfMonkey on 16 November 2013 - 07:24 PM in Nerf Wars

Awesome war. Big thanks to everybody that came out.



#335304 Hell After Halloween ('Murika, Fuck Yeah)

Posted by NerfMonkey on 08 November 2013 - 11:03 PM in Nerf Wars

So I can't decide whether to ghetto rig all of my guns with CPVC and ramrods or look for 1/2" and 17/32" brass to do it properly, since I have thin shitty foam. Probably CPVC.

I wish I'd gotten some decent foam from McMaster or something before now.