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#296919 Ads?
Posted by cxwq on 30 March 2011 - 07:12 PM in Site Feedback
If I put ads on NerfHaven you'll know it. They'll be for drugs... and hookers... and duct tape.
#268669 Too Many Topics Are Being Closed
Posted by cxwq on 09 March 2010 - 02:07 PM in Site Feedback
I laughed. I cried. Literal fucking tears rolled down my face as I read this wonderful thread.
I'll have you know I had to sign into the goddamn nerfhaven gmail account in order to retrieve my password and come here and tell you this.
Want to know what's in the nerfhaven gmail account? No, you don't but I'm going to tell you anyway.
Things like this:
my account name is n3rf-v4mp1re and i want to know why the smeg i have been suspended for a YEAR
my first post on the forums, yes...i admit it was an old topic to begin with...BUT A FRELLING YEAR??!!!!!
and
hey you are gonna fix my profile or ill sue you for the website and 100 dollars
make sure i get what i want because my godmom is a lawyer and my dad is a cop and my mom works for the courts and can file a warrent against you and/or can get my dad to hunt you down and arrest you so i get what i want there will be no problems
by the way ill hunt you down myself im a junior cop and can still arrest you and i have a tazer
and
please communicate with me about why my son was suspended, reddog421 received notice of suspension and is frantic, please help me, ken staaf
and, lets see... 1983 (dearly wish there was one more) that are more or less exactly like this:
To whom it may concern,
I had registered last Saturday, yet I never got a confirmation. I tried posting and it says I can't yet it shows me logged in. I have also Emailed you all 2 other times and have yet to get a response.
Please help with my issue.
Thanks,Scott
Tatfree is my user name.
#114818 From The NH Mail Bag
Posted by cxwq on 06 July 2007 - 10:20 PM in News
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Trey Butler <treybutler@somewhere.com> <--- thenerfking
How do I get my account back
[a few hours later...]
why was i suspended
un suspend me i did nothing wrong
i cant even log out please un suspend me now
if i did do something wrong tell me what i did
[a few hours later...]
Why was I suspended from NerfHaven
I dident do anything wrong
[a few hours later...]
Tell me why I have been suspended
Give me a good reason why im suspended
[a few more hours...]
Id like to cancle my subscryption to nerf haven
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Fantastic. I think we already did that.
I'll post more in this thread as I delve into the backlog.
#114710 Poll: Do You Cuss?
Posted by cxwq on 06 July 2007 - 01:40 PM in Off Topic
do you curse any on this site? Any racial obcenity, cursing, sexism, or any of that.
What I want to know is if your for it, neutral, or against it. Please stay on topic and thanks, constructive critism or ideas are all welcome.
Have you read any fucking posts yet?
#114394 I Think I'm Done With Nerf, For Good.
Posted by cxwq on 04 July 2007 - 12:44 AM in Off Topic
What the hell is FTW? Surely it's not "Fucked the What?"
Results 1-10 of about 1,690,000 for "for the win" (0.12 seconds)
Come on, Google makes it too easy.
#111264 It's Clean-up Time!
Posted by cxwq on 14 June 2007 - 06:41 PM in News
Allow me to remind you and everyone who misunderstands, once again, that the owners of NerfHaven intended to create a HAVEN from the endless juvenile lunch-table topics that are prevalent on so many other forum boards, Nerf and otherwise. For just ONE site, members (of which many, to your surprise, are adults--as in 21 and over) can have a place to discuss our hobby, and OCCASIONALLY something off the normal topic flow from Nerfing. It shouldn't be that Off-Topic is a fairly close third behind GND and Modifications, in terms of overall posts.
You won't find the adult members of NerfHaven discussing things like "Favorite Alcoholic Beverage", or "What Condom Works Best for You?", or "401(k) or IRA?". There are other venues for discussing such things, and we feel that NerfHaven isn't the place for it.
How about politics AND beverages? /g/
It's good to see the place growing again.
Cheers.
#103877 Armageddon 2007 Planning Thread
Posted by cxwq on 04 May 2007 - 12:57 AM in Nerf Wars
Lemme know who's staying at my place and when to pick you guys up from ONT. I'll plan to be ill on Friday the 6th so timing is not an issue.
I'll need the day to work on my shit anyway. My guns and darts are exactly as you last saw them when you flew out after the last Armageddon.
Falcon can continue to run the actual war planning of course as he's doing a fine job. Let me know where to show up.
Cheers.
#98464 3/4" Orbit Watermaster Inline Solenoid Sprinkler Valve
Posted by cxwq on 18 January 2007 - 02:05 PM in Homemades
If you want to go this route (and save some of the cost of a normal sprinkler valve gun), my suggestion is to go to Lowes and start taking them out of their boxes and examining them until you find one that has a lever bleed valve.
Incidentally, all the information I just typed can be found within the writeup itself.
#96023 How The Fuck Are You Guys?
Posted by cxwq on 06 December 2006 - 01:21 PM in Off Topic
It would be swell if you made it to a war sometime. Heck, I might even show up if you came to town.
Have a relaxing winter break.
PS: I love you, you bitch!
#95481 Holiday Raffle
Posted by cxwq on 28 November 2006 - 01:20 PM in General Nerf
#93842 Bowling Anyone?
Posted by cxwq on 07 November 2006 - 01:26 PM in Off Topic
Hey, wait, lemme bring up my favorite hobby so I can tell people how great I am and how much they suck!
The off-topic section has really gone to shit lately, how about something that actually gets some interesting discussion going?
#93841 Ultimate At3k?
Posted by cxwq on 07 November 2006 - 01:17 PM in Modifications
Is there anything else I can do to make it a better weapon?
I'd investigate CO2. Perhaps an under slung nerf grenade launcher.
#92229 A Revolutionary Idea... As Long As It's Novel
Posted by cxwq on 19 October 2006 - 10:50 AM in Modifications
I have not ever met a more arrogant sounding person in my entire life. Maybe that is because I don't know many people, but I'm simply speaking from my own perspective.
Oh, I started out in the NIC way more arrogant than that.
Then I got worse.
Anyone else don't like what they see, PM cxwq and have me taken off staff.
You know Piney, nobody has ever taken you up on that offer. My PM box is overflowing with people whinging about selling them crap or posting their stuff or giving them custom avatars and titles but nothing about removing the Piney.
Which pretty much sucks because I'd so love laughing in their face.
#92155 Old Posts
Posted by cxwq on 18 October 2006 - 12:49 PM in Site Feedback
#91822 Signature
Posted by cxwq on 12 October 2006 - 04:49 PM in Site Feedback
#91330 Thread Views
Posted by cxwq on 06 October 2006 - 12:48 PM in Site Feedback
#90585 Cxwq
Posted by cxwq on 27 September 2006 - 12:30 AM in Off Topic
If so, it would have a period at the end and would take the place of something like "cxwqgrypzm" which is rather unwieldy to type. No period, no abbreviation, that's what I always say.
Don't even suggest that it's an acronym please. If so, it would naturally be in all caps like "VACC" which, incidentally, has a rather rude expansion.
I've answered this question in a less irritating manner previously. Someone who was present may deign to post my previous response. Or not.
Falcon, please plan the war as if I were unlikely to attend. At the moment, that would be a high-probability assumption. Perhaps the war after that as well. Not sure about the probability on that one.
#90114 Chronicles Of An East Coast Nerfer
Posted by cxwq on 20 September 2006 - 06:31 PM in General Nerf
#89637 Recent Topic Section And Mod/homeade Update
Posted by cxwq on 13 September 2006 - 05:34 PM in General Nerf
You guys just need to realize that Cx is extremely busy; I highly doubt this site is anywhere near his number 1 priority. They'll be updated as soon as he has some free time.
~ompa
Could a forum moderator be given control of the page?
We're working on handing over editorial control to the more active admins. Your patience is appreciated. If you wish to speak with a customer service representative please call back between our regular business hours - 3:00AM to 3:15AM, Pacific Standard Time.
/Beep/
#88286 Confrontation With A Tru Employee
Posted by cxwq on 25 August 2006 - 01:06 AM in General Nerf
#88212 Confrontation With A Tru Employee
Posted by cxwq on 24 August 2006 - 12:59 PM in General Nerf
As I'm now in my 30's, I assume most clerks think I'm buying for my kids but if someone gave me that kind of shit I would most definitely speak with the store manager about his/her insolent little employee.
#87358 Armageddon Recap Thread
Posted by cxwq on 14 August 2006 - 01:09 AM in Nerf Wars
Just remembered (before the video is shown and whatnot) that I needed to bring this up beforehand.
I did everything I could to make sure everyone was seen in the video. Still, Katie only filmed for one round that day (the first one after lunch) and filmed mainly from a vantage point out in the field. That being the case, some people aren't seen a whole lot (either because they had a tendency to stick to the hallway away from the grass or because they were eliminated fairly early). So I'm sorry if you (general statement) aren't seen very much in the video, but I did the best I could with what footage I was given, and everyone is in it at some point.
If it's under 10MB, send it to nerfhaven@gmail.com
If it's over 10MB, email won't work and I'll set up an FTP account for you.
Let me know.
#86824 Armageddon '06 Planning Thread
Posted by cxwq on 08 August 2006 - 05:43 PM in Nerf Wars
Falcon, hate is a strong word, so I will leave it at I HATE YOUR GUTS!!!!, and the 2/3rds of a tank that my mom, Toj, and Jon went through, thank you.
wow, a slightly different alais = new account, one that is already known... nice way to get around the ban.
-bags
I actually told him that I would let him back in.
I will personally hold him responsible for the quality of his posts, however.
#86395 Favorite Music Style -poll-
Posted by cxwq on 03 August 2006 - 10:37 AM in Off Topic
chillout, electronic, idm, ambient, experimental, rock, trip-hop, punk, post-punk, indie rock, ska, reggae, jazz, classical, etc.
#85400 Armageddon Recap Thread
Posted by cxwq on 20 July 2006 - 12:19 PM in Nerf Wars
I would personally prefer if you would stop blaming me for everything that went wrong and just use the thread for what it was intended for. I understand all of the "trouble/grievances" I have "caused" and I sincerely apologize, but all of the information was here, whether you saw the correct information or not. I did what I needed to do, and no one can be blamed for what happened. Oh, and give credit where credit is due; it wasn't my war to host; I merely provided the location. Cxwq ran this thing, and I don't want to get any credit for organizing and running something like the war on Saturday. He did a great job, but it wasn't me.
I'd like to publically thank Falcon for providing *3* great locations for the last couple YANOs and this year's Armageddon. I was, quite frankly, done suggesting new war locations over a year ago. My involvement in running wars is currently limited to three things.
- Setting a date that is agreeable to most of the people I like
- Explaining the rules to people / getting rounds started in a timely manner / picking team captains for each round
- Screaming obsceneties at people who cheat
Thanks Falcon.
#85398 Sicklefin Devil Ray, Or Just Sicklefin, As Seen @ Armegeddon
Posted by cxwq on 20 July 2006 - 12:06 PM in Modifications
#84922 Armageddon '06 Planning Thread
Posted by cxwq on 13 July 2006 - 12:35 AM in Nerf Wars
I guess I'll have to switch from my dark shirt to my bright-vibrant no-shirt style!
I worry, cause last time we played it was humid too, plus 80-90 temp. I wanted to shoot myself sadly enough. But I guess that won't be the case, so least I hope. But none the less I had a cooler given to me as a wedding gift. And what better way to break it in.
Cx. Yeah...I kinda hope theres soda too. Some of us (Mainly me) Don't drink. So, some coke would be nice. And I'm not a jackass, so you can drink to your hearts continent while I'm around, it doesn't bother me at all.
Check it out.
28% humidity at 11:00AM, decreasing from there.
Can I get a headcount for apres-war please? I have beaucoup brew, but need to go on a soda/chips/dogs run tomorrow. PMs would be fine.
Two days and a few hours to go! About time to start working on guns/darts...
#84875 Armageddon '06 Planning Thread
Posted by cxwq on 12 July 2006 - 02:48 PM in Nerf Wars
I'll be there - probably filming for whoever wants to give me their camera. Or I'll be hobbling around kicking all of your asses. Who's bringing the Coronas?
Cool, glad to hear you'll be there Ray.
Beer will have to wait till afterwards, and if anyone wants US/Mexican-style beer they'll have to bring their own. I do have pale ale, brown ale, and stout on hand, as well as various soda.
Edit: Just checked out the extended weather forecast and we're apparently looking at 100 degrees in Glendora on Saturday. Everyone bring a truckload of water and don't forget the sunblock.
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