I, too, am going to refrain from voting at this point. If I am in NJ, I will be able to make it, but there is a good chance I will be visiting family in Florida at some time during break - I don't know when yet.
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#43447 New Reckoning Poll
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on 06 December 2004 - 05:08 PM
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#7399 Hey, Lawn Gnome Liberation Front
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on 27 July 2003 - 01:52 PM
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As thoughts of "The Godfather" dance through my head... ::getting out my digicam, kerosene, and some outdoor lounge furniture from my shed::
The Fred
The Fred
#1287 Condition Orange
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on 11 February 2003 - 04:12 PM
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Wow, in 1991, someone thought enough to fictionally detonate a nuclear bomb in Baltimore. If that had happened, would the NY Giants have won Super Bowl XXXV? The possibilities are endless.
The Fred
The Fred
#12315 Lglf, Get Ur Asses To France
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on 04 November 2003 - 12:11 AM
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The hilarity of that article is only surpassed by the awe I feel for someone actually coming across it. Wow, that made my night.
The Fred
The Fred
#12335 Lglf, Get Ur Asses To France
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on 04 November 2003 - 05:20 PM
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Just to clarify a major point... neither Langley nor the LGLF support the ass-douching French government in any way, shape, or form. Let them sleep with Saddam for all we care.
A public service announcement from The Fred.
A public service announcement from The Fred.
#17283 Nj Spring War
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on 27 January 2004 - 01:20 PM
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Evil,
I'm leaning more towards, like, the breaking of the 5th Seal leading to a tremendous plague of dodo birds ascending upon Central New Jersey for this one. But I guess snow might happen, too.
The Fred
I'm leaning more towards, like, the breaking of the 5th Seal leading to a tremendous plague of dodo birds ascending upon Central New Jersey for this one. But I guess snow might happen, too.
The Fred
#17375 Nj Spring War
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on 27 January 2004 - 11:23 PM
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That was impressive, Hersh. Many of those verbs... "flog" being amongst them... are part of my daily existence, though.
Central Jersey exists because we know that we are better than both North and South Jersey. If you've ever listened to a person from South Jersey attempt to speak, you'd begin to realize that generations upon generations of inbreeding have begun to take their toll. If you've ever listened to a person from North Jersey attempt to speak, you'd begin to realize that they really shouldn't be allowed to speak.
I won't even get into the topic of air and soil quality differences between New Jersey regions, but if you've ever driven to Newark Airport you'd know what I am talking about.
With love,
The Fred
Central Jersey exists because we know that we are better than both North and South Jersey. If you've ever listened to a person from South Jersey attempt to speak, you'd begin to realize that generations upon generations of inbreeding have begun to take their toll. If you've ever listened to a person from North Jersey attempt to speak, you'd begin to realize that they really shouldn't be allowed to speak.
I won't even get into the topic of air and soil quality differences between New Jersey regions, but if you've ever driven to Newark Airport you'd know what I am talking about.
With love,
The Fred
#23962 Merry Men Of Michigan!
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on 10 April 2004 - 11:30 PM
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Uhh... gay?One thing I've never been able to figure out (or taken the time to do so), is what the hell fegelehs means.
The Fred
#57373 Attn Nj Nerfers
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on 12 June 2005 - 07:37 PM
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Hersh "Can I Buy a Vowel" Hyryryryryryryryryryryrysyhysn,
I am totally there. We'll have to get Phil trashed... or maybe not.
Fred
I am totally there. We'll have to get Phil trashed... or maybe not.
Fred
#52575 Looked For Porn, Found Nerf?
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on 15 April 2005 - 02:46 PM
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Just for the record, the inanity and vulgarity of the LGLF website has given me cause to convert to Evangelical Christianity. Henceforth, all war writeups will no longer be penned by The Fred, but instead by his holier counterpart, Rev. Cleatus Brown, otherwise known as "Sexual Chocolate."
The Fred
The Fred
