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I would gladly pay you tomorrow for a hamburger today.
^^ That's exactly what your post reminded me of, lol. ^^
I believe the 10th is splendid for me.
Its official, my pants are around my ankles.
Right. We would have definitely pulled the group down with our seriousness.
Its going to be the 10th. I am not gonna change it 5 more times like last time because of someone and that someone not showing up because rain is the worst thing to nerf in, and he knows because he's been nerfing for 6 years.
Oh SNAP he just got SERVED!!!
As far as member number goes, it doesn't mean anything. Don't ever let the fancy pants double (or even single) digit members tell you what to do. They're just trying to seem like the "badass" veteran.
I guess you could call the LCM guys vets, which is funny since there were a lot more vets around when we first started. But yeah, just nerf because you like hanging out with your friends, don't get too caught up in the forums. That's why we played, and that's why we show up to wars every now and then.
Congratulations if you read this, I probably wouldn't have.
PS, look for Howie Land on NerfHQ.
And as an update for any of you clowns who wanna know, I ran into Langley (Phil) during a party at my house somehow. I asked him, and the answer is no, for anyone who was wondering.
It was hilarious, or as funny as mixing up kids you've never met before can be, that our photographer thought Matt was part of the WhoreSemen.
For the war, it was a good coming out of retirement bash, since I hadn't played with toy guns with Matt and Paul since our last all-male hot tub party.
The trek to Roy Rogers was, of course, the highlight of the day. If someone is reading this and wants to come out for an Apoc, just be ready. After I "round up" (biggie size) my fries, they come in cardboard holsters, which can be used in glorious battle to hold my spare guns.
When I make it out to the next one, even if thats in a few years, we need to do something to spice this shit up, possibly strippers, preferably female.
And always remember, you never go ass to mouth.
Everybody should be thanking this guy for offering such a kick ass war, and for putting up with everyone calling him a liar (but saying that they aren't, just in case).
And 1/2 newb 1/2 retarded was a day late and a dollar short to jump on him for not saying where it was.
I lost my original train of thought, but it reminded me of what a teacher was talking about today. His view on the Little League was this:
The Little League was a great idea. Kids could get together and play ball together. You know, it gave them something to do, get outside and exercise. Then some idiots decided that the teams in their neighborhood weren't fun enough anymore, so they started the World Series and all that. So these kids are flying down to Florida, or driving to Long Island, to play in these stupid things. As a result, these poor kids aren't even doing it for fun anymore, now its to win this God damn tournament or whatever. And the parents are going crazy, shouting and beating up the refs, killing each other, and it sucks for everybody.
He kinda trailed off at the end and went into a new rant about steroids. But its the same for nerfing. Its alright if you wanna drive to other areas to play, and hell, if you wanna put money in and let the winner take it, go for it. As long as everybody is having fun, why not?
I'll be surprised if anyone actually got this far.
319 nerfers didn't get this post
319 nerfers will realize the above is a ripoff of Maddox