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#6249 Armageddon

Posted by NerfManiac on 29 June 2003 - 11:22 PM in Nerf Wars

Likely to be Abducted By a Child Molester: Mr. Box, for actually coming to my car with me.


Rightfully deserved. Box should also get the "best distraction award"

I can't wait for Julie to put up the video. Box flippin off Ray then stomping on the dart repeatedly was priceless.



#6250 Age Of Nerfers

Posted by NerfManiac on 29 June 2003 - 11:26 PM in General Nerf

15... I'll think up something funny later.



#6251 Paintball

Posted by NerfManiac on 29 June 2003 - 11:28 PM in Off Topic

You're assuming a shitload too much dude.



#6641 Driving

Posted by NerfManiac on 07 July 2003 - 05:49 AM in Off Topic

132,000 miles!!! Holy shit! Are thats pretty good for a pontiac... or any American car.



#6712 Driving

Posted by NerfManiac on 08 July 2003 - 01:20 AM in Off Topic

I hate American cars only 'cuz I've been in 3 accidents (as a passenger) all involving grandmas driving American cars... I guess it qualifies as a Phobia.



#6713 At2000

Posted by NerfManiac on 08 July 2003 - 01:24 AM in Modifications

Explain to me the concept of clip modding an AT 2000



#6827 Nerf.com

Posted by NerfManiac on 10 July 2003 - 02:58 AM in General Nerf

www.nerf.com It should lead you to another address of the actual site.



#6857 More Pics Of The New Lineup

Posted by NerfManiac on 10 July 2003 - 08:32 PM in General Nerf

That Pop dart gun reminds me of a pump shotgun.



#7092 Hal Mocked By Local Radio Station

Posted by NerfManiac on 16 July 2003 - 07:26 PM in Off Topic

That is so funny.



#7213 August YANO Planning Thread

Posted by NerfManiac on 20 July 2003 - 01:49 AM in Nerf Wars

I'll be there as always.



#7717 Online Games And Us

Posted by NerfManiac on 06 August 2003 - 02:21 AM in Off Topic

I've never really liked cheese... Unless its that processed chedder stuff in a can... mmmm goes good on crackers. Lately I've become quite fond of Medal of Honor Allied Assault. Pretty cool game but the clipping on it is really bad.



#7738 California Recall

Posted by NerfManiac on 06 August 2003 - 04:45 PM in Off Topic

Gay Davis is the biggest weenie ever. I hate him to the core of my soul. His "budget cut" laid off my friend's mom and now they have to move where she can get a job.



#8194 August YANO Planning Thread

Posted by NerfManiac on 14 August 2003 - 12:56 AM in Nerf Wars

It's already the 13th and I still have yet to mass produce darts... I'm semi-screwed.



#8197 August YANO Planning Thread

Posted by NerfManiac on 14 August 2003 - 02:56 AM in Nerf Wars

Do these green tips glow in the dark... 'cuz that would be bitchin'!



#8473 Give NH A New Tagline

Posted by NerfManiac on 20 August 2003 - 12:54 AM in Site Feedback

"We Nerf Because we care"

"We Nerf because our moms won't allow Airsoft"


"Shut the f*ck up before I shoot you with my toy"



#8492 Give NH A New Tagline

Posted by NerfManiac on 20 August 2003 - 01:30 PM in Site Feedback

I really like NO's old tagline. I don't think that NH should use it though. Somehow I don't think that it describes the attitude of the NH forums. We need more of a serious tagline. Nice suggestion though. :D



#8516 Xbow Mod Submitted By Rawray7

Posted by NerfManiac on 20 August 2003 - 07:31 PM in Modifications

Yes, Yes. Please do tell us the spring size and what not. That way we all will know how bad our welts will be come war time. Nice writeup dude.



#8638 Stefan Straightening

Posted by NerfManiac on 23 August 2003 - 03:39 AM in Homemades

My FBR blows the big canole (fuckin Log Help) ... No increase in FBR diameter here...



#8653 Aiming A Nerf Gun

Posted by NerfManiac on 23 August 2003 - 06:25 PM in General Nerf

Aiming a nerf gun accurately all the time is almost impossible. This is because we have yet to make a barrel perfectly straight. We need to incorporate machines into modification.



#8930 Yano Recap Thread

Posted by NerfManiac on 30 August 2003 - 11:17 PM in Nerf Wars

My face hurts. Mainly 'cuz i put sunscreen on at like 2:00. Which was far too late to do any help. My favorite part was the "Wild West" style duel between Kevin and Me. That and Box's "zor" thingy. I'm going to go take a shower to ease the pain of the burn... and the dirt... and defeat.



#8976 Dammit Spoon

Posted by NerfManiac on 01 September 2003 - 12:58 AM in Modifications

LOL... Asshat...



#9278 Thinkin Of An At2k Mod

Posted by NerfManiac on 05 September 2003 - 06:35 PM in Modifications

Well now aren't you just thooper thpecial. :P



#9440 My Name

Posted by NerfManiac on 08 September 2003 - 06:02 PM in General Nerf

You get those from Ebaum's World, right Groove?



#9499 Target Blaster Modifications

Posted by NerfManiac on 09 September 2003 - 05:29 PM in Modifications

I know there was a big topic on Nhq about this already, But I question their integrity. I was wondering if anyone here had thought of any decent mods for the new gun. I'm not super smart when it comes to mods. In Fact, back on NO there was a 2 or so page article on the science of modifications that Death (I think) wrote... I didn't understand a bit of it. Anywho does any-one know of anymods for this one. Post your results...etc



#9521 Easy Integrations

Posted by NerfManiac on 09 September 2003 - 10:35 PM in Modifications

My guess would either be the Crossbow or the BBB. Another thing that makes the SS2 a bit of a problem is it's rather touchy check valve.



#9534 Cyclotron

Posted by NerfManiac on 10 September 2003 - 09:23 AM in General Nerf

Use a different host... You have to sign up for something in order to see the pics. Try either VillagePhoto Or Imagestation.



#9535 Target Blaster Modifications

Posted by NerfManiac on 10 September 2003 - 09:36 AM in Modifications

Ok I just modded mine last night and here's what I did.
1. I detached the barrel and taped up all of the holes.

2. I removed the air restrictor in the back of the barrel.

3. I put a 1 in piece of size 17/32 brass over the little nub that you see (an extremly tight fit, so I sought no use for epoxy)

4. I got a 4 in piece of 9/16 brass and put a few layers of duct tape around it and hot glued it into the original barrel.

5. Close it up and add bands if you feel necessary.



#9568 October YANO

Posted by NerfManiac on 10 September 2003 - 07:11 PM in Nerf Wars

I should be able to come anytime in October. I'm not sure if I can bring anyone though. We shall see...



#9639 October YANO

Posted by NerfManiac on 13 September 2003 - 05:28 PM in Nerf Wars

I now have a bowling league started up on Sundays at 4:00. So I don't think it could be a Sunday. Unless we plan it for one of my off weeks.



#9692 Anyone Have Pic Of Internals Of Sm 5000

Posted by NerfManiac on 15 September 2003 - 05:12 PM in General Nerf

I wanna bitchslap you for not even trying to look. I know there is one on this site. I think the pic is down right now. Someone ought to fix that.



#9693 Hello!

Posted by NerfManiac on 15 September 2003 - 05:14 PM in Off Topic

Please change your avatar. Those fuckin' things creep me out.



#9811 New Homemade Darts

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 September 2003 - 06:50 PM in Homemades

Jesus Fucking Christ! I go away for a day or two, and there's a goddamn n00b invasion! Can we delete them?



#9814 Homestar Runner

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 September 2003 - 06:56 PM in Off Topic

Are you really that malnourished? Or were you just dropped on your head as a toddler?



#9819 Homestar Runner

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 September 2003 - 07:03 PM in Off Topic

I'm starting to regret being nice to n00bs... Shut up before I throw a jar of petrolium jelly at you!



#9836 Homestar Runner

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 September 2003 - 07:35 PM in Off Topic

1. This topic is the most useless piece of shit ever.
2. You don't like being called n00bs, eh? Now I know how to piss you off.
3. Spoon came up with the patrolium jelly diss way back in NO.
4. Do I even want to know where you live? I have no desire to visit a van down by the river.
5. You're post count does not reflect the size of your penis.
6. Ice nine... Ecko don't post every 5 minutes. It's kinda annoying.
7. This is the unn00bified version of Nhq. Once it is back up I'm sure you'll find that your accounts will be kindly deleted.

Run along now, children...



#9843 Anyone Have Pic Of Internals Of Sm 5000

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 September 2003 - 07:44 PM in General Nerf

The internals are practically the same modded and unmodded. Having owned about 12 of these, I think I would know dude. The only thing that is ever different is the location of airtank/ check valve. Which, in a modded version, is right above trigger. If you can't figure out how the internals are supposed to be then you need help.



#9845 Homestar Runner

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 September 2003 - 07:48 PM in Off Topic

No, I am not a mod. I don't give a flying rat's ass about your accounts at Nhq. I'm talkin' about here. I can't wait for the Nhq forums to get back up.



#9883 Homestar Runner

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 September 2003 - 10:24 PM in Off Topic

Jesus Tap Dancing Christ! Shut up dude! 14 posts per day! Shut the fuck up!



#9892 Attention N00bs...

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 September 2003 - 11:40 PM in Site Feedback

You're talkin' about Majin aren't you?



#9981 Forum Contest!

Posted by NerfManiac on 19 September 2003 - 12:18 AM in Modifications

I would post my bbb-1500 barrel assembly with two lnls (one on each side) and 750 integration if I actually had a pic of it before it crapped out (BBB trigger handle snapped off)