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#11515 My Intergration

Posted by NerfManiac on 16 October 2003 - 06:00 PM in Modifications

I don't think that they made a "Small Soldiers" 5000, dude. You are thinking of the 500.



#11240 My Gun, Red X

Posted by NerfManiac on 10 October 2003 - 12:04 AM in Homemades

Don't bring up old topics just to tell them that it is in the wrong section. This topic was deceased.



#14054 My Gun

Posted by NerfManiac on 11 December 2003 - 12:14 AM in Modifications

1. What the fuck is it? It looks like a Max shot with a crap-ton of duct tape.
2. Learn how to post pics... the first time.
3 Don't post one year old pics. Just take the time in your obviously not so busy life to take a new pic of... what ever that is.

I'm officially waiting for a pathetic comeback.



#6857 More Pics Of The New Lineup

Posted by NerfManiac on 10 July 2003 - 08:32 PM in General Nerf

That Pop dart gun reminds me of a pump shotgun.



#13090 Michael Jackson

Posted by NerfManiac on 20 November 2003 - 11:38 PM in Off Topic

You must be ---This Tall--- to ride Micheal!



#14981 Lord Of The Rings Iii

Posted by NerfManiac on 24 December 2003 - 01:20 AM in Off Topic

Gimli: That still only counts as one!



#16287 Links In Signatures

Posted by NerfManiac on 13 January 2004 - 01:02 AM in Site Feedback

Or the Admin of the site and forums. Then you can do just about whatever the hell you want.



#10668 Like Rapcore?

Posted by NerfManiac on 29 September 2003 - 01:34 AM in Off Topic

Posted Image



#12351 Lglf, Get Ur Asses To France

Posted by NerfManiac on 04 November 2003 - 09:01 PM in Off Topic

Yes, A band of teenagers from the US went to the UK just to free a crap-ton of lawn gnomes.



#1683 Kick Ass Yano

Posted by NerfManiac on 21 February 2003 - 02:20 AM in Nerf Wars

Alpha Male Kevin?? I know what it is but I just can't see it in you. :lol:  :P

Dude, you're like... 13? You don't have a fucking clue.

I will give you some points however for coming out and saying it. So far on the boards you've just been a wannabe badass. Picking easy targets like Toj (while hiding behind Spoon) or people who post in week or two dead threads isn't going to impress anybody. You end up looking like a passive-aggressive bitch who needs to be slapped.

Geez. It was a joke. Calm down a little bit... just a little.



#1505 Kick Ass Yano

Posted by NerfManiac on 18 February 2003 - 11:12 AM in Nerf Wars

Toj, you really were pretty useless. :ph34r:



#1645 Kick Ass Yano

Posted by NerfManiac on 20 February 2003 - 12:30 AM in Nerf Wars

Heh, WebbZter can't stop staring at the pic of Julie. Cxwq, you better run and hide before big bad WebbZter comes and starts pimping. Julie are you Chinese?

I had better run and hide? You are obviously unaware that you are addressing the alpha male.

Alpha Male Kevin?? I know what it is but I just can't see it in you. :P :P



#1548 Kick Ass Yano

Posted by NerfManiac on 18 February 2003 - 06:54 PM in Nerf Wars

Sorry, that must have happened after I left.



#4781 Jim Carrey And Nerf

Posted by NerfManiac on 19 May 2003 - 06:32 PM in Off Topic

Nerf... Is there anything it can't do?



#12016 I'm An Idiot

Posted by NerfManiac on 27 October 2003 - 08:28 PM in Off Topic

You should not do those music-sharing programs at all! They ( That music industry thingy) is starting to file a crap-ton of lawsuits against those who use them! I know that the possibility of that happening to you isn't very good. But, the highest lawsuit filed so far was about 30,000 dollars.... Against a 13 or 14 year old! I would just rather not take the chance.



#10269 I Ordered A T-shirt!

Posted by NerfManiac on 23 September 2003 - 04:59 PM in General Nerf

What, exactly, was the reason that you made a topic about this? We're you hoping for a cookie or possibly a slice of cheesecake?



#10275 I Ordered A T-shirt!

Posted by NerfManiac on 23 September 2003 - 05:48 PM in General Nerf

Tough shit. You ain't getting any from me.



#10313 I Ordered A T-shirt!

Posted by NerfManiac on 23 September 2003 - 09:56 PM in General Nerf

Shut up you Il-mannered result of a broken condom. You may all have one slice of cheesecake. Of course you'll have to wait... UNTIL HELL FREEZES OVER!



#288 I Long For A Lano

Posted by NerfManiac on 03 January 2003 - 12:41 PM in Nerf Wars

Yea, I too haven't been to a war since Armegeddon. I was beginning to wonder whether or not somebody would step up and organize this. Obviously I couldn't or we would be having one once a month since then. No I am not lazy I can't drive I'm only 15.
;)



#335 I Long For A Lano

Posted by NerfManiac on 04 January 2003 - 08:43 PM in Nerf Wars

Something like that... No I think it was film school.



#2856 I Broke My Blast Fire.

Posted by NerfManiac on 31 March 2003 - 08:42 PM in Modifications

You know you can always make your own Stefans.



#13812 How To Get Darts Out

Posted by NerfManiac on 06 December 2003 - 04:00 PM in General Nerf

Try shooting them out.



#9845 Homestar Runner

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 September 2003 - 07:48 PM in Off Topic

No, I am not a mod. I don't give a flying rat's ass about your accounts at Nhq. I'm talkin' about here. I can't wait for the Nhq forums to get back up.



#9883 Homestar Runner

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 September 2003 - 10:24 PM in Off Topic

Jesus Tap Dancing Christ! Shut up dude! 14 posts per day! Shut the fuck up!



#9819 Homestar Runner

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 September 2003 - 07:03 PM in Off Topic

I'm starting to regret being nice to n00bs... Shut up before I throw a jar of petrolium jelly at you!



#9814 Homestar Runner

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 September 2003 - 06:56 PM in Off Topic

Are you really that malnourished? Or were you just dropped on your head as a toddler?



#9836 Homestar Runner

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 September 2003 - 07:35 PM in Off Topic

1. This topic is the most useless piece of shit ever.
2. You don't like being called n00bs, eh? Now I know how to piss you off.
3. Spoon came up with the patrolium jelly diss way back in NO.
4. Do I even want to know where you live? I have no desire to visit a van down by the river.
5. You're post count does not reflect the size of your penis.
6. Ice nine... Ecko don't post every 5 minutes. It's kinda annoying.
7. This is the unn00bified version of Nhq. Once it is back up I'm sure you'll find that your accounts will be kindly deleted.

Run along now, children...



#19656 Homemade Writeup - Interest?

Posted by NerfManiac on 23 February 2004 - 07:06 PM in Homemades

One thing that has crossed my mind about fixing your problem is maybe, just maybe trying to use a mega, with a mega-fitting brass size. This idea has no backup whatsoever, so don't tear me a new ass with your formulas and "why nots."



#13290 Homemade Pistol

Posted by NerfManiac on 26 November 2003 - 09:07 AM in Homemades

Sylent Blade, you really need some prozac or some chocolate. And don't hurt yourself using too many big words.



#11705 Holy Crap! Stefan's Back!

Posted by NerfManiac on 22 October 2003 - 05:49 PM in General Nerf

Five words Stefan! Damn Glad to See You Boy! Wait, that's six. Shit. Oh well. I'm glad to see that you are back. [girly voice] I'm like totally your biggest fan! I'm like starting to sweat. [/girly voice]



#14177 Hey Hey

Posted by NerfManiac on 12 December 2003 - 03:20 AM in General Nerf

Damn this topic is really fuckin funny. Thank you all who made this topic possible. I have had my good laugh for the day.



#12309 Help Me W/Razorbeast Mod

Posted by NerfManiac on 03 November 2003 - 09:06 PM in Modifications

Is the casing fairly strong? If it is, you could replace the entire system, as you would a FORD. I mean like a new plunger, spring, catch mech... etc.



#12272 Help Me W/Razorbeast Mod

Posted by NerfManiac on 02 November 2003 - 10:07 PM in Modifications

I found a n00b!!! I'm gonna beat you over the side of your head with the Razorbitch.



#9693 Hello!

Posted by NerfManiac on 15 September 2003 - 05:14 PM in Off Topic

Please change your avatar. Those fuckin' things creep me out.



#7092 Hal Mocked By Local Radio Station

Posted by NerfManiac on 16 July 2003 - 07:26 PM in Off Topic

That is so funny.



#30499 Guess Who?

Posted by NerfManiac on 06 July 2004 - 03:23 AM in General Nerf

Holy Cow. It's been forever since I even came anywhere near talkin to you guys. I have a one question. What is VANS? I mean other than the shoe company. It's good to talk to everyone again. Maybe I'll go to a war soon or somethin. I don't know.



#15957 Guess Who's Back....

Posted by NerfManiac on 07 January 2004 - 05:50 PM in General Nerf

Welcome Back, Dude. The reason I know your name is for your site...I think. Anyways... Welcome Back!



#2355 Good Sniper Wepons.

Posted by NerfManiac on 19 March 2003 - 12:30 AM in General Nerf

Ray pretty much sums it up. But if you insist on calling yourself a "nerf loser" or whatever floats your boat, just expect at your next war to be fully ass diddled by a guy with a PowerClip.



#3859 Good Length Of Barrel

Posted by NerfManiac on 23 April 2003 - 05:03 PM in Modifications

Two to three springs may help it achieve great range, But the amount of resistance that you get in that many springs is too much. The pressure will eventually break the handle which is a major part of the bbb's internal structure. This is what happened to my bbb. I wouldn't PETG a bbb, you should crayola it. But to answer your question I would make it about 6 in.



#5533 God Bless

Posted by NerfManiac on 10 June 2003 - 02:21 PM in General Nerf

Sounds like a great, big, steaming pile of bullshit to me. How about a pic of the "hole" in the concrete and a pic of the arrowstorm.