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#17149 Super Soaker Sniper

Posted by NerfManiac on 26 January 2004 - 03:22 AM in Homemades

Ummm... You know, I want to help you, but... I have no fucking clue what you are talking about. Integrations are evil contraptions that are created by sticking a gun (or in some cases part of a gun) onto or into another gun to help you (god knows how.)



#12014 Ah!

Posted by NerfManiac on 27 October 2003 - 08:17 PM in Off Topic

Posted Image



#46741 Primary Weapons

Posted by NerfManiac on 31 January 2005 - 03:44 PM in General Nerf

Hey, I've been out of the Nerf Scene for the past couple years. What are the usual primaries nowadays? Are they still the Uruk-hais, Air Techs, PCs and junk? Or are there some super duper pooper scooper weapons out there that I need to know about.

~Thanks,
Alex



#13112 Yano - New Location Discussion

Posted by NerfManiac on 22 November 2003 - 02:08 AM in Nerf Wars

The park is so effin huge. Every needs a map or cell phone. Hehehe. This is gonna be just like goin to Disneyland. We might even need to incorporate the buddy system.



#13004 Yano - New Location Discussion

Posted by NerfManiac on 18 November 2003 - 09:02 PM in Nerf Wars

That area looks pretty good. Providing it isn't as uptight as Irvine. It's only 40 minutes or so from my house. Nice find.



#13222 Yano - New Location Discussion

Posted by NerfManiac on 25 November 2003 - 12:44 AM in Nerf Wars

LMAO! Yeah. More like Spoon+Box. I'll never let that go.



#12837 Yano - New Location Discussion

Posted by NerfManiac on 14 November 2003 - 02:01 AM in Nerf Wars

i definately don't want to spend the night in the wilderness if spoon's coming.

LOL! I just remembered when spoon said "Hey box! I have lube in my van if you need it."



#14981 Lord Of The Rings Iii

Posted by NerfManiac on 24 December 2003 - 01:20 AM in Off Topic

Gimli: That still only counts as one!



#16290 Nerfing Awards

Posted by NerfManiac on 13 January 2004 - 10:58 AM in Off Topic

Ray is right on the mod award. Ragornocks has only done a few mods on here, while Cx has done 2/3 of the mods on this site.



#12967 Single Barrelling A Rapid Fire 20

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 November 2003 - 07:15 PM in Modifications

A nice idea in theory but....

The RF20 has a piston which evenly distributes that "large amount of air" over a period of 20 shots. No-one that I know of has successfully gotten rid of the piston and still had a working gun.

The rf20 is meant to be an automatic. Don't change it.



#13090 Michael Jackson

Posted by NerfManiac on 20 November 2003 - 11:38 PM in Off Topic

You must be ---This Tall--- to ride Micheal!



#7738 California Recall

Posted by NerfManiac on 06 August 2003 - 04:45 PM in Off Topic

Gay Davis is the biggest weenie ever. I hate him to the core of my soul. His "budget cut" laid off my friend's mom and now they have to move where she can get a job.



#8638 Stefan Straightening

Posted by NerfManiac on 23 August 2003 - 03:39 AM in Homemades

My FBR blows the big canole (fuckin Log Help) ... No increase in FBR diameter here...



#9814 Homestar Runner

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 September 2003 - 06:56 PM in Off Topic

Are you really that malnourished? Or were you just dropped on your head as a toddler?



#9836 Homestar Runner

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 September 2003 - 07:35 PM in Off Topic

1. This topic is the most useless piece of shit ever.
2. You don't like being called n00bs, eh? Now I know how to piss you off.
3. Spoon came up with the patrolium jelly diss way back in NO.
4. Do I even want to know where you live? I have no desire to visit a van down by the river.
5. You're post count does not reflect the size of your penis.
6. Ice nine... Ecko don't post every 5 minutes. It's kinda annoying.
7. This is the unn00bified version of Nhq. Once it is back up I'm sure you'll find that your accounts will be kindly deleted.

Run along now, children...



#9883 Homestar Runner

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 September 2003 - 10:24 PM in Off Topic

Jesus Tap Dancing Christ! Shut up dude! 14 posts per day! Shut the fuck up!



#9845 Homestar Runner

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 September 2003 - 07:48 PM in Off Topic

No, I am not a mod. I don't give a flying rat's ass about your accounts at Nhq. I'm talkin' about here. I can't wait for the Nhq forums to get back up.



#9819 Homestar Runner

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 September 2003 - 07:03 PM in Off Topic

I'm starting to regret being nice to n00bs... Shut up before I throw a jar of petrolium jelly at you!



#13290 Homemade Pistol

Posted by NerfManiac on 26 November 2003 - 09:07 AM in Homemades

Sylent Blade, you really need some prozac or some chocolate. And don't hurt yourself using too many big words.



#12016 I'm An Idiot

Posted by NerfManiac on 27 October 2003 - 08:28 PM in Off Topic

You should not do those music-sharing programs at all! They ( That music industry thingy) is starting to file a crap-ton of lawsuits against those who use them! I know that the possibility of that happening to you isn't very good. But, the highest lawsuit filed so far was about 30,000 dollars.... Against a 13 or 14 year old! I would just rather not take the chance.



#16287 Links In Signatures

Posted by NerfManiac on 13 January 2004 - 01:02 AM in Site Feedback

Or the Admin of the site and forums. Then you can do just about whatever the hell you want.



#14177 Hey Hey

Posted by NerfManiac on 12 December 2003 - 03:20 AM in General Nerf

Damn this topic is really fuckin funny. Thank you all who made this topic possible. I have had my good laugh for the day.



#15814 Sylent_blade

Posted by NerfManiac on 05 January 2004 - 08:24 PM in Off Topic

Even lone wolves follow packs, yet they are never part of it


I don't think that's an accurate analogy, man. Now you are saying that he'll follow us, but yet he is afraid or too timid to come back. Which I don't think is the case.

You apologized. Very good form. With that being said I'd like to point out that even though you were a little bitch when you joined, I don't think that you should leave. You haven't been annoying or whatever in quite some time. If you do decide to leave, then best of luck wherever life decides to throw you.



#13880 Nerf In Australia?

Posted by NerfManiac on 08 December 2003 - 02:06 AM in General Nerf

It's been quite some time since I've seen phils page. He doesn't update anymore, eh?



#5643 My Nerf Guns(now With Pics!)

Posted by NerfManiac on 12 June 2003 - 01:01 AM in Homemades

Is the first home made a mortar of some sort?



#12109 Nerf Hq Forums Down

Posted by NerfManiac on 29 October 2003 - 07:14 PM in Off Topic

OH SHIT! Everybody grab your n00b-proof goggles and vests!



#4019 My Ripper.

Posted by NerfManiac on 26 April 2003 - 12:18 AM in Modifications

also you gun does not need to go over 50 to be good, look at the beast! it only shoots 35 feet but it can kick major ass.

Not only that but it looks pretty cool too. You look like a ghostbuster in that thing.



#10269 I Ordered A T-shirt!

Posted by NerfManiac on 23 September 2003 - 04:59 PM in General Nerf

What, exactly, was the reason that you made a topic about this? We're you hoping for a cookie or possibly a slice of cheesecake?



#10313 I Ordered A T-shirt!

Posted by NerfManiac on 23 September 2003 - 09:56 PM in General Nerf

Shut up you Il-mannered result of a broken condom. You may all have one slice of cheesecake. Of course you'll have to wait... UNTIL HELL FREEZES OVER!



#10275 I Ordered A T-shirt!

Posted by NerfManiac on 23 September 2003 - 05:48 PM in General Nerf

Tough shit. You ain't getting any from me.



#11145 Brass Modded Sm5k

Posted by NerfManiac on 08 October 2003 - 09:35 AM in Modifications

Tell us... exactly why we should give a fuck!



#11213 Brass Modded Sm5k

Posted by NerfManiac on 09 October 2003 - 05:18 PM in Modifications

Listen KSP... Just because to guns use a pump doesn't necessarily mean that they are the same gun in the a different casing. For instance, lets take the Powerclip. It has a pump, correct? But we all know that the Powerclip has a bladder that slowly releases the air into the piston...etc. If you actually looked at the fuckin insides of the SM 5000, you would notice that the air tank is at least twice the size of the 1500... n00bs these days...



#11220 Brass Modded Sm5k

Posted by NerfManiac on 09 October 2003 - 06:32 PM in Modifications

Yes as a matter of fact I was...



#12182 New Removable Air Tank For Pvc Hm's

Posted by NerfManiac on 30 October 2003 - 10:41 PM in Homemades

>Gets ready to shoot you< >Reads the apology, and puts the gun down<



#20908 Funnier Videos And Quite A Frightning One

Posted by NerfManiac on 08 March 2004 - 05:13 AM in Off Topic

You know what he means. Quit ridin' this guy. Geez...

EDIT: I just saw that milkshake video. I hope you get hit by a truck, you sick monkey.



#11534 Pull Valve

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 October 2003 - 04:57 PM in Homemades

You n00bs come here actin' like you know everything, when in reality you don't know shit about fuck. Go back to Nhq. Come back here when you stop replying to dead topics and stop acting like you know everything.

Sorry about that Ares. I thought that you were talking about valves in general. I read the topic heading. Your post was kind of misleading. My bad.



#11526 Pull Valve

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 October 2003 - 09:47 AM in Homemades

Just shuttup ares. Valves don't have to be made. There are ball valves of many different materials and purposes, there solenoid valves, which are used for sprinkler systems by the way. If you want to spend time on a good homemade and not just make it in one day, use a solenoid valve.


And this topic was dead until Atila dug it up. Fuck you Atila, Fuck you and everyone who looks like you or unfortunately knows you.



#5533 God Bless

Posted by NerfManiac on 10 June 2003 - 02:21 PM in General Nerf

Sounds like a great, big, steaming pile of bullshit to me. How about a pic of the "hole" in the concrete and a pic of the arrowstorm.



#10040 Big Bad Boner

Posted by NerfManiac on 20 September 2003 - 02:30 AM in Modifications

I loathe those fuckin things. Mine's handle snapped off... POS... Make sure that the casing can handle the pressure that is put on it. :blush:



#12272 Help Me W/Razorbeast Mod

Posted by NerfManiac on 02 November 2003 - 10:07 PM in Modifications

I found a n00b!!! I'm gonna beat you over the side of your head with the Razorbitch.