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#145090 2nd Annual Mnsbw

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 14 March 2008 - 01:41 PM in Nerf Wars

hypothetical situations:

a player falls off of the playground or slips on ice(if its still there) and busts their shit.
a player runs into a tree and is rendered unconscious.
Rare: someone is shot in the eye.

I asked because as a soldier(and future combat medic), it is my duty to promote safety.
It's not stupidity, just concern, which seems to be a foreign concept to you, sam.



#145448 Everyone Should See This, Mnsb War Recap

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 16 March 2008 - 06:29 PM in Nerf Wars

"I wonder what Messiah would be like if he didn't pretend he was in a combat zone?"

no different. i take what i get.

"Messiah, holy shit. This guy came to the war in full camo and decked out in guns. I had to chuckle to myself a bit upon seeing him. I don't think anyone took him seriously before the war actually started. This guy wasn't going to hit anything today. I couldn't have been more wrong. Call it military tactics, call it what you will. His dual longshots and maverick, both of which may hit 30-40 ft a shot, dominated most of us going up against him. Props to you."

That was wonderful, and just what i needed. that's going in my sig.

LONG LIVE THE MAVERICK.



#145518 Everyone Should See This, Mnsb War Recap

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 17 March 2008 - 09:03 AM in Nerf Wars

for ten points, who can tell me how much their big blast cost?



#145538 Everyone Should See This, Mnsb War Recap

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 17 March 2008 - 02:39 PM in Nerf Wars

venom, get the video from your sister to complete the recap.

videos are a must, at least someone thought to bring one.



#146249 The Vulcan

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 22 March 2008 - 09:02 AM in General Nerf

I just had a dream where i was mowing down hordes of zombie bob doles with the vulcan.

holy gay on a fricking sandwich.

now kill this thread. lock it, or something...



#146415 Everyone Should See This, Mnsb War Recap

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 23 March 2008 - 10:11 AM in Nerf Wars

-Ganging up on Messiah with all the vets
-Watching Messiah be completely ridiculous
-Seeing Messiah completely waist a full RF20 turret

I should have got the Rookie of the Month for that war, Bitch. <_<

that was a lot of fun though, thanks guys!



#146800 New War-recording Device?

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 25 March 2008 - 07:41 AM in Off Topic

It's easier to just mount the camera to your gun. Having one mounted on your head is too awkward.


It looks like all you would need to do is secure the female clamp from any old camera/Camcorder and put it on your (blank).

straps are stupid and don't secure anything short of whatever people put on their roof racks.

and if you don't want to spend too much, find a Hi-8 Recorder, it worked just fine when i stuck it behind the accessory rail on my LS(pita).



#147238 Is Nerf Teaching Us That Guns Are Fun/cool?

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 27 March 2008 - 10:53 AM in General Nerf

absolutely. guns are meant to kill people. but guns do not kill people, people do.
guns are fun to play with, and i don't see anything wrong with pre-influencing our kids into future soldiers.

"What choice did the gun have? it sure as hell didn't pull its own trigger, that would be masturbation."
-Lev Gregorivich Kolsevi



#147449 Is Nerf Teaching Us That Guns Are Fun/cool?

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 28 March 2008 - 07:25 AM in General Nerf

4) Shockwave. Fire a .357 Magnum, .44 Special, or .44 Magnum, and you will feel a distinct shockwave that makes your hair jump.

Boy howdy, I remember my first .357. i had long hair that swept back after that.

but yes, firearms were designed to kill things, and nowadays, to kill people. but they're just tools of killing. there are plenty of other ways to kill someone, and firearms just happens to involve the least skill.

firearms were designed and improved mostly during times of conflict.

guns do kill people, but only when they're forced to do so. they are slaves, so to speak.



#147820 Ls Maverick Intergration Idea

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 29 March 2008 - 05:55 PM in General Nerf

is this what you meant? i took the slide off...i cock it with the stock LS bolt for now. and in my opinion, as i demonstrated to everyone in the tower at the last mnsbw, mavericks can be BEASTY. mine gets 40 flat.
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yah bitch yah.



#148263 Mnno

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 30 March 2008 - 10:28 PM in Nerf Wars

Dang, that's -3 vets. I hope Hilt or Carrtoon can show. I especially want Messiah to come again, he is just so fucking ridiculous.


i'm so there. i just finished my ls duet, so it's killin' time...

this time, i'll take a cab.



#148535 Everyone Should See This, Mnsb War Recap

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 01 April 2008 - 08:19 AM in Nerf Wars

shit. i ship to AIT when school ends, june 5. i'll just rule MNNO, then.

myah.



#148536 Southern Minnesota War

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 01 April 2008 - 08:22 AM in Nerf Wars

Ya bitch, yah. i live in south st. paul, soooo... where would you hold it?



#149737 Mnno

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 06 April 2008 - 07:28 PM in Nerf Wars

i can do either the 3rd or the 10th. this time, I'm bringing a Longshot-mounted camera. and more mavericks.



#150057 Nerf Gun Malfunctions/breakages

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 08 April 2008 - 03:47 PM in General Nerf

i think i have the winning catastrophes.

1) in a floor war with my buds, I accidently dropped my maverick off of a third story balcony. obliterated.

2) my first longshot was strapped on my back when i was splitting wood in my yard with a hydraulic log splitter. cut in half.



#150195 Your Biggest Nerf Regret

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 09 April 2008 - 10:03 AM in General Nerf

buying a firefly. end of story.



#150921 The Vulcan

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 13 April 2008 - 03:36 PM in General Nerf

Hehehehe, back in the sadle, huh Dave? Still not addicted to Heroin? No? Good, that's real good. Guess I won't feel as guilty next time I suspend you. Don't pick up where you left off, let this thread die.


Please don't joke about heroin addiction. I used heavily back in middle and high school and ever since I accepted christ I haven't touched it. it's not an easy drug to quit, no sir. <_<



#150928 Ls And Recon Show Off Thread

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 13 April 2008 - 04:09 PM in Modifications

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the view from the camera i mounted behind the rail on PITA.
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the temporary front end of LUCKY STRIKE.
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an airsoft laser, activated w/thumb on left side of grip.
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LUCKY STRIKE (2x spring, pump, AR, Grip-activated laser, fixed stock, and the rail was moved farther up.
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my secondary weapon. ^^ :rolleyes:



#150934 Mnno

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 13 April 2008 - 04:46 PM in Nerf Wars

<_< hokay, so, here is what nobody has been waiting for, the In-Battle Integrated Recording Device, or iBird.


video sucks.



#151268 Mnno

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 15 April 2008 - 10:11 AM in Nerf Wars

Yeah. I got more stefans made and money ready to go make another batch of CTDS. I should be war worthy by may (it is in may right?) and I will bring the works. Santa's helper may be repainted and cleaned up by then. Possibly another weird NF contraption and my BBB. I still wanna get my hands on a Recon but MN doesnt seem to enjoy helping me out there. Maybe its time for another longshot instead. Either way, still checking on dates but I hope to come this time


go to the K-mart in west st. paul. the toy section is eerily quiet. address is "50 Signal Hills, west st. paul"

I promise one will be there. also, here is my gun cam.




#151407 My Recon M16a4

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 16 April 2008 - 09:45 AM in Modifications

at least you have the general idea of what an M16 looks like, some guy on here posted an ugly longshot(non-recon) and called it an m16. all you need now is the stock and a hi-cap magazine.



#152014 Help

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 19 April 2008 - 01:13 PM in Modifications

show me a picture of the hexagon coupling(where the thing that spins when you squeeze the trigger) meets the similar part on the magazine.



#152018 My Recon M16a4

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 19 April 2008 - 01:39 PM in Modifications

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Every M16A4 I've seen in duty or in live action doesn't have a curve-mag. Its straight and holds 10 shots.
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my (issued) m16a4 has a 30 round curved magazine. what action have you seen with 10 rd magazines?



#152376 Longshot Or Recon?

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 21 April 2008 - 11:35 AM in General Nerf

longshot wins. i sold my recon for $20 and spent that on darts. the LS has so much more potential.

Bustaninja, it's on...

/thread



#152435 Mnno

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 21 April 2008 - 04:02 PM in Nerf Wars

I have a tough decision...

Prom(totally porcielain and expensive)

- OR -

Running around with childrens toys, lowering property values by $10 a second.

It's Nerfing Time...



#152900 For Those That Think I Seem "mean"

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 24 April 2008 - 11:13 AM in Off Topic

(applause) I think we should all be grateful CaptainSlug is sharing his acumen and experience with us. just as I look up to my commanding officers, I believe we could all benefit from his knowledge, and see him not just as a senior member, but as a big brother of sorts.

not to be kissing ass or anything...



#153419 Grindin?

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 27 April 2008 - 01:29 PM in Off Topic

i can't remember exactly when rhythm was replaced with spastic fits.



#153431 Grindin?

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 27 April 2008 - 02:31 PM in Off Topic

not saying that dry-humping isn't fun, but clubs were built to DANCE in, not shag.



#153974 Attention Newbies

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 30 April 2008 - 07:47 AM in Off Topic

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on the left, a clip off .303 British for a Lee-Enfield.
on the right, a magazine.

there is a difference.

it seriously bugs the hell out of me when something is labeled what it is not.

class dismissed.



#153996 Attention Newbies

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 30 April 2008 - 11:23 AM in Off Topic

Point(s) taken.

however, about 'details'...

How can you say that details aren' important? Some kid made his recon to look like an M16a4, another, an m107 Barrett 'Light' .50. apparently, someone does care about detail.

Delete this thread please.



#153997 Mnno

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 30 April 2008 - 11:30 AM in Nerf Wars

hokay. put me down plus two.

if anybody is bringing any extended ls magazines, may i use them?

just to humor you, i'll pull an AHnold and duel wield my longshots.



#154230 Mnno

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 02 May 2008 - 07:49 AM in Nerf Wars

I might leave early as well, I'm going to my prom.



#154294 Mnno

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 02 May 2008 - 05:23 PM in Nerf Wars

i am now officially coming with 2 people. hurray!

poop



#154375 Mnno

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 03 May 2008 - 09:26 AM in Nerf Wars

it's sunny! yah trick, yah! woohoo i'm ecstatic!



#154620 Mnno Recap

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 04 May 2008 - 05:06 PM in Nerf Wars

-This stupid kid Messiah brought with him, who I think was about my age but looked and acted more like he was 8 years old.

Sorry, i thought y'all would be amused, seeing the poster child for abortion in person...

-The long time it took for the BK runners to come back with my fries

shut up, old man! :lol:

i'll try and post the footage, but i need to to find something better than youtube, they are large videos.

any suggestions?



#154955 Mnno Recap

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 06 May 2008 - 08:13 PM in Nerf Wars

sorry for the double post, but nobody seemed to have read my last post after i edited it.

any suggestions for sending large files(videos?)



#154986 Retirement

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 06 May 2008 - 09:51 PM in General Nerf

MNNO was my last war for at least two years. I am shipping to BCT(Basic Combat Training) on June 10th, maybe sooner. I enjoyed every precious second I had to spend with the fine gentlemen (and lady) that attended 2MNSBW and MNNO, and hopefully, when and if I come back, I'll still have the honor to battle amongst some of the most creative and genius minds of this fine community.

On the bright side, I will stay on nerfhaven for as long as possible.

I shall retire my arsenal in a safe place until I return.

Orange Crush - R.E.M.



#155021 Retirement

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 07 May 2008 - 07:29 AM in General Nerf

"On a crazy note: Think that they will let you put 2 m16/m4's together?"

:D I'd rather dual-wield AK's personally, they're more reliable.

"In all seriousness I think that being in the army is probably the most respectful thing one can do on these boards, dude in my eyes VACC isn't even as respectable enough as you are now."

I hope he didn't hear that! :D

when I come back, i expect 6-packs and white girls from all of you! :lol:

edit: and don't call me sir, i work for a living. but i'll gladly return the salute.



#155029 Retirement

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 07 May 2008 - 09:36 AM in General Nerf

"In all seriousness, stay safe out there. Hopefully our next president won't start unnecessary wars."

Yeah, I hear that...



#155031 Retirement

Posted by themessiahpsg1 on 07 May 2008 - 09:52 AM in General Nerf

hooah. who else on the forum is/was enlisted?