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#19868 Canada Anyone?

Posted by neonerfer on 25 February 2004 - 06:23 PM in Nerf Wars

Thats all? CHEAP!

No single nerf gun that was availible less than two years ago is worth $60. I hope you're being sarcastic because I bought a crossbow, which hasn't been in stores for ten years for $35. Given, it was already modded, but it was in very good condition and the modifications were minor.



#19872 Canada Anyone?

Posted by neonerfer on 25 February 2004 - 06:33 PM in Nerf Wars

Thank you. Yeah, I think that $39.00 USD for an unmodded SM5k is pretty accurate... I saw one go for $90 USD, so yeah... it gets up there. I hate comparing everything with a fucking Crossbow. Aye.

$39 sounds about right. You'll always have the sm5k or crossbow that goes for close to a hundred on ebay because they're so overrated, but I think that most of those sold even out to about $40 each.



#7060 Avatars

Posted by neonerfer on 16 July 2003 - 12:46 PM in Site Feedback

GLEEEEEEE! OH THE FUCKING GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Ok, that was fun, I want another.



#7051 Avatars

Posted by neonerfer on 15 July 2003 - 11:51 PM in Site Feedback

Can I have a Care Bear icon? What about My Little Pony? Strawberry Shortcake? Rainbow Bright? I just can't let go of something that is such a huge part of me. If not, can I just have pictures of bears, ponies, rainbows, and/or shortcake?



#7063 Avatars

Posted by neonerfer on 16 July 2003 - 01:22 PM in Site Feedback

Wow, that's a pretty pony. But that's an even prettier leprechaun!



#15193 Feb YANO (was Hey, Assholes)

Posted by neonerfer on 28 December 2003 - 05:48 PM in Nerf Wars

I'm pretty sure I'm open. Bit of a drive, none of us are driving yet, so we'll have to see how cool my mom is with it. Any places to shop around there?



#15202 Feb YANO (was Hey, Assholes)

Posted by neonerfer on 28 December 2003 - 08:37 PM in Nerf Wars

I was kidding.



#15196 Feb YANO (was Hey, Assholes)

Posted by neonerfer on 28 December 2003 - 06:14 PM in Nerf Wars

I'm pretty sure I'm free from now on, now that marching bands over. But if we can't get into Cx's spot (Bonelli Park?), then I'm sure Steve and I can go down to Live oak park and bash the rangers heads in for a spot eh?

Let's just have an SDNO at Sam's house.



#6132 Armageddon Planning Thread

Posted by neonerfer on 27 June 2003 - 04:13 PM in Nerf Wars

It's only going to be me and Sam. Sam may bring a friend. So I'm down to 2-3.



#5233 Armageddon Planning Thread

Posted by neonerfer on 02 June 2003 - 09:57 PM in Nerf Wars

Mark won't be able to make it. So as of now it looks like it'll be me and four others.



#5662 Armageddon Planning Thread

Posted by neonerfer on 13 June 2003 - 12:54 PM in Nerf Wars

This is just peachy. Mark, Jon, and Toj just cancled. Mark is going on vacation, and Jon and Toj have boyscouts. I think I'm still bringing 4 or 5 others, just not sure who. Sam is the only one who is left that can go, which is fortunate that he can still go(I hope). This really sucks, I had a nearly perfect crew set up and now I'm screwed. Sam wanted to bring a friend, maybe he'll be cool. I guess Jeff could come too. If anything, it'll probably just be me, sam, and maybe his friend. I don't want to start fishing for people who might not be as into it.



#5728 Armageddon Planning Thread

Posted by neonerfer on 16 June 2003 - 12:59 PM in Nerf Wars

No worries Groove dog! I have an extra one if anyone is in need.



#4990 Armageddon Planning Thread

Posted by neonerfer on 25 May 2003 - 08:59 PM in Nerf Wars

Good. Gives me a bit more time.

...to live!



#6157 Armageddon Planning Thread

Posted by neonerfer on 28 June 2003 - 01:20 AM in Nerf Wars

Damn Zach, that sucks ass. Maybe something will work out, I'm bummed that you guys aren't coming. Darts made, guns tuned, bags packed. Now I just have to get that little thing called sleep in and I'll be all set. :blink: Too excited to sleep... must...not...shit....pants! :D



#5786 Armageddon Planning Thread

Posted by neonerfer on 18 June 2003 - 11:54 AM in Nerf Wars

Groove...do you really want that?  Think about it, man.  We're talking about Spoon. 

Spoon: You tell Groove it's cancelled 2 hours before he leaves and tell everyone else it is, but let them know it's a joke.  Then you proceed to have the best Armageddon ever and rub it in his face, complete with pictures and war stories.  Nice, eh?

Just kidding, if you can read this.  It would be unfortunate if you couldn't.

Yeah, it's funny until someone analyzes it. Way to kill it, asshole!



#14634 Saddam Hussein - Captured

Posted by neonerfer on 18 December 2003 - 09:02 PM in Off Topic

Cooldude... everybody hates you. And Canada. Deal with it.
This thread is about Saddam Hussein, not this "Canada" you keep speaking of.

Oh, and Sylent Blade, don't get me wrong, I'm not defending you. We still hate you just as much.



#14762 Saddam Hussein - Captured

Posted by neonerfer on 20 December 2003 - 03:31 PM in Off Topic

You know what? This thread has simply gone too far. Canada and America are both great countries, let's just stop arguing about it. There's only one solution to this problem...

In memory of the late, great Nickis...

Posted Image

Let the games begin!



#14393 Saddam Hussein - Captured

Posted by neonerfer on 15 December 2003 - 09:04 PM in Off Topic

I really love these threads. I don't know as much about history and politics as I'd like to, but I have a very short attention span when it comes to reading history books. You guys are all smart and clever and slightly arrousing though, so I'll just say this.




#14693 Saddam Hussein - Captured

Posted by neonerfer on 19 December 2003 - 06:47 PM in Off Topic

I was actually joking the entire time. Figured you would have caught on...

Oh, and we actually all like Canada alot. And everyone doesn't hate you, Sylent Blade, we just absolutely adore flaming you.



#14657 Saddam Hussein - Captured

Posted by neonerfer on 19 December 2003 - 12:20 AM in Off Topic

Cooldude... everybody hates you. And Canada. Deal with it.
This thread is about Saddam Hussein, not this "Canada" you keep speaking of.

Oh, and Sylent Blade, don't get me wrong, I'm not defending you. We still hate you just as much.

If everyone hates Canada,why is the America the one who's getting attacked by terrorists?

And Canadians did actually burn down the white house.

Because we're so damn facetious.

"Terrorism? Yeah, BRING IT ON!"
*terrorist threat*
"No, wait, I'm just kidding."



#27259 Armageddon '04 Planning Thread

Posted by neonerfer on 30 May 2004 - 11:51 AM in Nerf Wars

As of now it's definately me, toj, and jon. I assume sam, brendan, mark, and maybe drew will come. Expect around at least 5 from us but as many as 10.



#24637 Armageddon '04 Planning Thread

Posted by neonerfer on 21 April 2004 - 11:19 PM in Nerf Wars

This is the coolest fucking thing in the history of nerf for me(and probably Toj too). Toj and I were talking about the idea of baricades that we could make and set up in the open areas, we could even set up an outdoor arena for a "speed ball" type scenario. Oh, and I will bother to show up at this war, no matter what. I'm fucking stoked.



#3496 Matrix Reloaded

Posted by neonerfer on 15 April 2003 - 07:14 PM in Off Topic

I'll show up in my floor length trenchcoat and full matrix duds. Can't wait.


I can see it now...


*walks into theater*

Employee: Can I please have your ticket sir?

*pulls out dual uzis and wastes entire movie theater*

Now, that's a lobby shootout. :D



#6257 Armageddon

Posted by neonerfer on 29 June 2003 - 11:56 PM in Nerf Wars

Julie : "So Box, what's your favorite nerf memory?"
Box : "Creating the Penis Dart©"
Julie : "And why is it called the penis dart?"
*Box holds up penis dart and "boings" it*
Penis Dart© : "Booooooinnnggg"



#6537 Armageddon

Posted by neonerfer on 03 July 2003 - 11:44 PM in Nerf Wars

Oooooh, I have hair. *pets*



#6208 Armageddon

Posted by neonerfer on 29 June 2003 - 12:08 AM in Nerf Wars

- Captain Cardboard was awesome, I was really hoping to avoid it, but I ended up shitting my pants because he was so funny. Some of his antics better have been caught on tape. That slip in the first war was high class. Box runs over to the a patch of grass behind the racket ball courts, excited as hell to be playing with the big kids. No more than 10 seconds into the war, Box successfully slips and eats shit, clips flying everywhere.
- Ray, I have a welt on my side with your name on it. Your crossbow is viscious! I hope I can get my crossbow working as good as yours! With glowing pride I'll wear my scars! ...or something!
- The Hippie Headband© fucking owns all of you. No questions asked. Oh, and please, you may not quote Box on said "smoking of the cheeses..." in reguards to The Hippie Headband©.
- Groove just kicked ass. Although Ray can make minor adjustments to his darts in mid flight via Satan, Groove can adjust other's darts. I honestly couldn't hit this guy. Groove came in second for the best defence award, second only to the leopard-print-thong-wearing-midgets.

And now for the quote of the day.

Box : Spoon, do you have any lube?
Spoon : Yeah, I've got some in my car. Come over there with me and I'll give it to you.



#6214 Armageddon

Posted by neonerfer on 29 June 2003 - 12:49 AM in Nerf Wars

Best Neglected Toolbox - Franko, Jon's poor box of tools

Upon inspection, there's some very colorful things in there. Among the least colorful is a Crayola marker. Red to be exact, the big kind... B) There's a whopping 4 tubes of anal lube, though I'm sure he's using it for his plungers. A pair of fluffy pink handcuffs, they always seem to come in handy(no pun intended, mind you). And amazingly enough, a leopard-print thong. I think I see a connection here!



#6226 Armageddon

Posted by neonerfer on 29 June 2003 - 01:33 PM in Nerf Wars

Oh man, that really sucks. Sorry to hear it.



#6223 Armageddon

Posted by neonerfer on 29 June 2003 - 11:56 AM in Nerf Wars

Oh yeah, I almost forgot! My darts without enough weight in them were the best! They'd do all kinds of crazy things. One time I shot at Ray and it was going right at it's chest only to spin out and flutter down RIGHT in front of him. The hip cat that he is though, he counted it. Another time, Ray was towards the middle of the class rooms and I was near the grass. I shot at him and a dart slowly glided towards him. To both of our disbelief, it hit him very gently. Now that was one hell of a lucky shot. I think I hit Ray maybe 4 times while he took away EVERY SINGLE HIT POINT I had during the course of the day.



#6236 Armageddon

Posted by neonerfer on 29 June 2003 - 08:09 PM in Nerf Wars

Hell yeah, those fly by's kicked ass. The cool thing was that after Ray and Spoon would rush, and if I hadn't been hit in my fly by, the other team would kinda forget about me, allowing me to sneak behind them and shoot a few people in the back. I had a good gun this time, but not the right ammo. I found some darts that are slighly smaller and put three BB's in them and they're working much better. I need to get some sling shot ammo. Then I'll be rockin.



#57793 Armageddon 2005

Posted by neonerfer on 20 June 2005 - 03:13 AM in Nerf Wars

i'm down for the 23rd. all we really need is a decent area with a few trees and a large open space where we could set up some baricades and stuff. we'll look around here for some potentials.



#59280 Armageddon 2005

Posted by neonerfer on 14 July 2005 - 05:06 AM in Nerf Wars

.5

which is a maybe for the morning

your mother sucks eggs and how.



#23062 NerfHaven: Tribal Council

Posted by neonerfer on 31 March 2004 - 06:45 PM in Site Feedback

Right, but I "have been arond" since nerfhaven began. I never signed up until..sometime later. No offence, but I dont remember any mods or anything from you. Maybe my memory sucks.

THIRST

Awsome, I have my own era. Ill call it... "Time THIRST and BlackWraith were around era"

I've been around since a bit before Nerf Online recovered from it's down time, about three years. I was alot more active at Nerf Online and hung around at Nerf Center before that.



#23056 NerfHaven: Tribal Council

Posted by neonerfer on 31 March 2004 - 06:20 PM in Site Feedback

In terms of contributions in the time that Thirst and Black Wrath have been around, Black Wrath would probably win but when I was actually contributing I did quite a bit more. I don't really nerf all that much anymore but I hang around because I've got a few friends here.



#22490 NerfHaven: Tribal Council

Posted by neonerfer on 26 March 2004 - 07:03 PM in Site Feedback

The noobs should just take the Sylent Blade approach and make a big announcement about them leaving then return under a blatanly obvious name. I don't think the new one is nearly as bad as the old.



#22552 NerfHaven: Tribal Council

Posted by neonerfer on 27 March 2004 - 01:48 PM in Site Feedback

Seems like it's all happening again. This time, I didn't start anything, yet it all comes back to me. It's quite sad that this happens. Everyone sees the bigger guy say something, and they just tag along for the ride, not caring about what their purpose is. I want you people to think about your nationalist pride you have going on over the internet. It's not worth being a jackass over. There are a few good people on this forum, like Piney, who understands people and takes the time to listen. Jangadance is another understanding person. The rest of you just seem to be assholes all the time. I hate to generalize, but by reading this topic, I can't draw any other conclusions.

Get rid of whoever you want, this is a forum, not a fucking survivor T.V. show. Time to grow up kids, the internet is a fucking grouping of letters in a special sequence, and you make it seem like it means the world to you.

God... Spectre said everything I wanted to say, so I'll leave it at this...

Canada is a real country, don't ever think otherwise.

Sylent Blade, we all hate you. We all hate Canada. Deal with it, baby.

I'm surprised that I am not on this list of hated noobs!!!  This is a real confidence booster, I thought i was really LOATHED!!! (Not that i am complaining)


No, sorry, we all hate you too.



#22726 NerfHaven: Tribal Council

Posted by neonerfer on 28 March 2004 - 11:45 PM in Site Feedback

You guys are too much.

Blaster, yes, I believe Black Wrath is Sylent Blade under a different name. Chrysophylax, don't assume too much or try to sound important if you're new, people don't usually like that around here.

I don't hate Canada at all, I like it very much. Some people here take everything far too seriously. I hate my country much more than Canada. I guess my facetiousness is over a few of your heads, you guys need to loosen up a little. We're here to have fun. I'd throw in a Canada joke here, but I'm afraid of getting my head bitten off.

MysticFalcon, CX actually is on the forums alot, amazingly. I think he owns this site or something.

I hope I haven't offended anyone, except for Sylent Blade, he's a dick. Just leave already man, we all loathe you.

Kevin, I fully approve of your tribal council. People wishing to join should have to fill out a short questionnaire, I could help you screen them. The recent epidemics around here have me worried.



#22733 NerfHaven: Tribal Council

Posted by neonerfer on 29 March 2004 - 12:45 AM in Site Feedback

Yes, Canadians, we all secretly love you. However, outwardly showing our affection for any country other than our own would question the power of the Fatherland. THE POWER OF THE FATHERLAND MUST NEVER BE QUESTIONED! Heil Dubya!



#3461 Nerf Movie

Posted by neonerfer on 14 April 2003 - 08:52 PM in General Nerf

Hrm.. How about a scene with two guys wearing trench coats and sunglasses walk up to each other, draw an LNL simultaneously, and put it to each other's head, all to the matrix lobby scene music, and then they shoot each other in the head. How about that for an opening scene. Yeah, like, one dude is running from the other in a park, and then after like a minute, he stops, and turns around, and then they do the LNL thing.

I can't really make it out to SoCal, but, I can help you organize the plot like Groove offered to.

Nope.



#3459 Nerf Movie

Posted by neonerfer on 14 April 2003 - 07:15 PM in General Nerf

I always knew I'd be someone's badass sidekick somewhere along the road. I'd love to do it, so long as I get to wear a trench coat. I'm hoping to get my BBB looking more like an assault rifle, realistic looking stock, maybe a paintjob, and I'd just look way to badass with that and dual black LNL's. Anyways, I'm in. For music, maybe a few Metallica songs would work well, or perhaps Rage Against the Machine.