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#5711 Nerf In The Newspaper

Posted by Switchblade on 15 June 2003 - 04:40 PM in General Nerf

Dude! Our high school does the same thing with the seniors! In fact, I let my neighbor borrow a couple of guns for his team, "The Celtic McCobbs". Good times. Except at our school it's called Senior Assasins (sp?) and it's three hits through-out the course of the last month of school. It was cool to see seniors following cars, parking down the street, hiding behind a tree and then rushing and capping someone who's trying to get into their house. Good times...

#5651 Captain Simian And The Space Monkeys

Posted by Switchblade on 12 June 2003 - 01:39 PM in Off Topic

Yes, but Lord Cow, register.

#4642 Music To Nerf To

Posted by Switchblade on 15 May 2003 - 04:55 PM in Nerf Wars

Okay, first of all, AFI is the original maker of "Total Immortal" (one of their better songs). And I think that RATM is a good choice. "Know your Enemy" and "Bulls on Parade" are good. "Calm Like A Bomb" could work too, I suppose ([random]I learned the whole song on me bass! [/random]). I'm pumped to see that it's on the Reloaded soundtrack. They had Wake Up at the end of the first.

Anywho, I can think of some songs, but they might be a little too hardcore. Back to RATM, I also suggest "Microphone Fiend". And just for kicks, "Damn It feels Good to Be A Gangsta" by God only knows who...

#4336 X2

Posted by Switchblade on 06 May 2003 - 07:45 PM in Off Topic

Gee sunshine, are you ever unhappy?

#4335 Kcno @ Big Bob's

Posted by Switchblade on 06 May 2003 - 07:42 PM in Nerf Wars

KCNO = Kansas City Nerf Out.

Silly boy...

Sorry...But that's why I asked, mother-fizucker!

And Julie, I'm not trying to be a bitch...

#4321 X2

Posted by Switchblade on 06 May 2003 - 03:35 PM in Off Topic

You're no addict! You can't even spell crack! You're just the famed "suburban dumbass troll"! I hear their breeding grounds are on forums...

#4320 Matrix Reloaded

Posted by Switchblade on 06 May 2003 - 03:33 PM in Off Topic

I don't think I said it yet, but after the trailer, I had a reaction that usually involves a Kleenex for clean-up...

#4319 Kcno @ Big Bob's

Posted by Switchblade on 06 May 2003 - 03:31 PM in Nerf Wars

Well, I'm in good ol' Cincinnati, home of angry black people and hardly any nerfers. I'd come down, but I know it won't happen. Since I can't drive and shiot.

#4316 Kcno @ Big Bob's

Posted by Switchblade on 06 May 2003 - 03:17 PM in Nerf Wars

Indeed, tis bad-ass. This is in Kentuck-ay, yes?

#4251 Nerfhaven Merch

Posted by Switchblade on 03 May 2003 - 10:16 AM in Site Feedback

Those shirts are pretty cool. But I was blown away by the thong...Wow. And the store is here.

#4162 Nerf Movie

Posted by Switchblade on 30 April 2003 - 02:35 PM in General Nerf

Taita Cakes, I gotta admit, that's a pretty nice intro. Keep thinking! Ray, you too. It doesn't matter if it takes a while, if it's quality. In my eyes, this'll either suck or rock. Let's go for the second one. And wtrent, shut up.

#3532 April YANO Wrapup

Posted by Switchblade on 16 April 2003 - 03:03 PM in Nerf Wars

Yes, turn away, my child. Your father didn't stand a chance...

#3528 Nerf Movie

Posted by Switchblade on 16 April 2003 - 02:50 PM in General Nerf

Ok...One thing you could do without a plot...Do a little improv of a Nerf war (run around, shoot each other) but do bad-ass moves (John Woo, Matrix kinda shit). Just film that, and make it a short film. Or film that, then add and film a plot later on. And with the plot, it would have to be corny/kitschy or no plot at all. If you try to make a serioius plot, I think it would just end up being stupid.

Oh yeah, and no blood.

#3103 Girls...

Posted by Switchblade on 08 April 2003 - 02:11 PM in Off Topic

one thing i have learned over the years is that you really shouldn't say anything personal or important over AIM

True that. I learned that too, but I was in a bit of a "what the hell? Why not?" kinda mood. And things aren't too akward, just so y'all know. She said hi to me in the hallway. But I can't do my usual "in [insert class], [person] did [action]! Haha, chortle, chortle." And so on. Yeah, like I said, I really fucked things up here. I know she won't go out with me...However, the other girl is really quite...err, "friendly" this week, so we'll see what happens. In conclusion, AIM will screw your personal life, and I screwed crap up for the next 2 weeks. Peace.

#3068 Girls...

Posted by Switchblade on 07 April 2003 - 02:23 PM in Off Topic

Did she return the compliment when you said that you liked her?

I actually haven't managed to reach her yet. Okay, I did the dumbass thing: I was on IM, and you see, I actually like 2 girls (oh shiot). I told her one (not her) then when she asked for #2, I said "she's a close friend of yours, so I don't want to make things akward". Then I said I had to get off (I did, my dad was kicking me off, and it was 9:30). This made her rather pissed. So I told her, and signed off.

Yeah, I'm smart. So today is Monday (told her Saturday), and I'm authentically sick. Therefore, I'm at home. She hasn't been on IM lately. So, I haven't been able to communicate. Wow, I'm stupid. When I told one friend it would be akward, she said "It's only as akward as you make it be". I think that's true. But the ideal thing would be for me to have talked it out with her. So don't do what I did kids, I was too dead tired to think!

Women, feel free to heckle me.

#3063 Camo.

Posted by Switchblade on 07 April 2003 - 09:50 AM in Nerf Wars

The goal is for them to all end up here. Hal seems agreeable to this situation so it should just be a matter of time.

Score. Since NO is just a dead classic, I think we should bring all the goodness to this here flourishing website.

And camo is a state of mind...

#3062 Girls...

Posted by Switchblade on 07 April 2003 - 09:44 AM in Off Topic

Okay, here's my life: I'm 13, almost 14, and I'm in 8th grade. All of the grades at are school are about 120-140 people. This gives us enough distance from people we don't like (unlike Merlinski), but keeps it from:
"I'm in love with you!"
"Do I know you?".

At this point in time, it doesn't really matter about "relationships". What most people do is just flirt their asses off. Yeah. But I actually like a girl.

Oh yeah, 2 nights ago I told her I liked her. But I'm sick right now, which allows me to be posting. Wonder what it'll be like to go back to school and see her...
Since I'm sure Nerfers have plenty of experience, and are masters, with women, what to do?

#2840 Nerf War Stories.

Posted by Switchblade on 31 March 2003 - 06:58 PM in Site Feedback

Mock the "l33t" n00bs out there. Yes, you're hardcore, but make fun of the loser hardcore people. It can involve drive-bys/mob hits. Ah, that would be great.

#2742 Shirts?

Posted by Switchblade on 27 March 2003 - 07:49 PM in Site Feedback

Spoon, you're right. You know, before I had been bitching to myself "Why aren't there any more articles?" Then I realized, damn, I can't think of anything (besides the usual crap that everyone and their mom writes about 10 times).

#2718 Ohio Nerfers.

Posted by Switchblade on 26 March 2003 - 09:19 PM in General Nerf

Me & no.

#2699 Shirts?

Posted by Switchblade on 26 March 2003 - 04:12 PM in Site Feedback

I can't think of anything besides the usual shit.

Ooh, RAD teams. Hehe! Do it for me, Spoon, or I won't give you (or VACC!) the whoring money!

#2694 At3k

Posted by Switchblade on 26 March 2003 - 03:05 PM in General Nerf

Thank ye much. And by the way, what the bloody hell does PETG stand for?

#2685 At3k

Posted by Switchblade on 26 March 2003 - 10:28 AM in General Nerf

Ok, last night I bought the Airtech 3000. Now, I know guns suck out of the box, but I"m getting something like 10 feet. Maybe I'm not pumping enough. How many times do you reccomend pumping it? (unmodded)

#2650 Shirts?

Posted by Switchblade on 25 March 2003 - 02:32 PM in Site Feedback

Hooray. Because though the forums are intelligent, like y'alls said at the beginning: it's not just 'bout the forums, it's about content. And I hope to see that. And now I have Paypal. Keep it up and there'll be a donation coming your way.

#2648 Shirts?

Posted by Switchblade on 25 March 2003 - 02:24 PM in Site Feedback

Not to be a bitch, but how are the shirts coming along?

Also, articles? Any planned, or are you waiting for a submission?

#2587 Foam Fortress Warrior Central

Posted by Switchblade on 23 March 2003 - 02:33 PM in Off Topic

Switchblade
Ohio
No Clan

#2559 Tips To Get A Good Clan.

Posted by Switchblade on 22 March 2003 - 08:58 PM in General Nerf

There are three groups in Ohio that we've fought against.

Dammit, Black Blade, you're in Ohio? Now I can hunt you down for your meaningless posts! Hooray!

Get the "special" stefans.

#2558 Scenario And Games Section

Posted by Switchblade on 22 March 2003 - 08:56 PM in Site Feedback

it doesn't seem like a broad enough topic to turn into a forum section.

Word. I thought we were talking about article section or database or something. My bad. Yeah, that would suck as a forum section.

#2556 Nerfhaven

Posted by Switchblade on 22 March 2003 - 08:48 PM in Off Topic

There are too many n00b posts that are asking simple questions which can be found by looking at either this site or another. It's a matter of 2 minutes. C'mon. I too am suspicious of Black Blade. Overall, on forums there are too many people who just post "tru dat" or "yes"/"no". Sometimes "hee hee". I am not by a long shot a Nerf expert, and I do not post unless I have something to say.

Switchblade Out.

#2485 Tips To Get A Good Clan.

Posted by Switchblade on 20 March 2003 - 05:42 PM in General Nerf

What VACC said. I just got one of my friends pumped about it (showed him some pics, including the "Bolt Action loser Rifle". We're gonna do a mod over Spring Break! Hooray!) And sorry to be a bitch, but I wanna keep this board very nice, so please use punctuation (,.?, etc.)

For example: Posted by Black Blade
"puddle of foam are you talking to me if so sure. "
Puddle of Foam, are you talking to me? If so, sure.

Sorry to humiliate you dude, but I really have hope for this place.

#2483 Scenario And Games Section

Posted by Switchblade on 20 March 2003 - 05:38 PM in Site Feedback

I would suggest you look here. It was written by our good man Spoon. But indeed, it would be nice to have an article on different kinds of battles. By the way, articles? Anyone?

#2482 Nerfhaven

Posted by Switchblade on 20 March 2003 - 05:34 PM in Off Topic

Like C or VACC said, it won't stay this size forever. But, like [whoever] said, The trademark will lots of user and quality. I'm all for expanding, as long as Joe shmoe, who doesn't know he has a shift key, but can use that Caps lock, is allowed to write "NEED cROSSBOW!!!!" all over. I'm glad Cxwq is taking the time to filter the users. And guys, please feel free to whip out the banhammer or warn people if they are being dumbasses. I'm not a very experienced Nerfer, so I just shut up if I don't what I'm talking about. I don't have many posts, I'm not very well known, but if I speak, I know my shit.

#2480 War On Iraq

Posted by Switchblade on 20 March 2003 - 05:26 PM in Off Topic

Batman, I'm pretty much with you on this one. Also, Milkbelly, I hear you. Whoever said we're sheltered warwise: Tru fucking that. Yeah, 9-11 was bad. But seriously, I wasn't that affected by it. And we have never had a big war with another country (other than England) on our soil. People just don't really realize that. "[insert country] is such a pussy, they won't fight!" Then that same person's saying "Oh my god, the fighting could be somewhat near us! We're all gonna die!" France has had the shit beaten out of their country. And as for the people who dis Bush, the majority don't know jack-shit about politics. They just say "He's a hick!". If you dislike Bush because you have a good reason, I'm just dandy. But considering all the shit that's gone down, he's been doing pretty good.

And please excuse the expletives, they're for emphasis.

#2333 Help

Posted by Switchblade on 18 March 2003 - 06:45 PM in Modifications

Just a message to you: Please write with proper spelling, punctuation, capitilization, and whatnot.

#2102 Big Huge Mod Dex

Posted by Switchblade on 09 March 2003 - 01:16 PM in Off Topic

Dude! Holy crap! The LaMarios! Nerf clan in Cinci! w00t! Also, the Mod Dex will be very useful so myself and others won't have to be posting stupid topics on the forum. And it's all in one place! Hooray! Hooray.

#2101 Avatars

Posted by Switchblade on 09 March 2003 - 01:09 PM in Site Feedback

Tru that, VACC. But you can't go wrong with Megaman.

#2010 Taglines

Posted by Switchblade on 04 March 2003 - 07:55 PM in Site Feedback

Okay, this is my final say on the shirts.

Good Ones (In no particular order):
1)NerfHaven - So Parents have something to blame violence on besides Video Games.
2)The reason for that little warning on the box
3)Real men use plastic guns

Hell-naw Ones: Got Nerf?

Everything else is ok. A'ight, I'm done

#2005 Taglines

Posted by Switchblade on 04 March 2003 - 06:15 PM in Site Feedback

authorite (I need an accent over the e)

Authorité

Done

Anyway, you guys really narrowed it down to some good stuff. Bravo. Except "I <3 Your Mom". Anyway, I'd be happy with any of the others.

#2003 Best Airtech?

Posted by Switchblade on 04 March 2003 - 06:08 PM in General Nerf

Thanks, guys. I feel slightly ashamed I haven't gotten a AirTech yet. Then again, I've been out of the Nerf loop for a while. Need another war, dammit.

Winter+Stefans=PAIN!!!

#2002 Bolt Action Sniper Rifle - C02 Powered

Posted by Switchblade on 04 March 2003 - 06:02 PM in Homemades

That is truly a engineering marvel. However, I pray to God that you will never use that on a person. Seriously, dude. That is a death machine (in a good and bad way). "With great power comes great responsiblity."

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