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#18986 Feb YANO (was Hey, Assholes)
Posted by Spoon on 14 February 2004 - 01:15 AM in Nerf Wars
Other than that I don't fucking care WHERE the war is, I just NEED one. I'm all for Bonelli park, we just need to find (and decide on) a relatively deserted area so we don't get kicked out.
#19054 Feb YANO (was Hey, Assholes)
Posted by Spoon on 15 February 2004 - 12:33 AM in Nerf Wars
Other park in Irvine is Castle Park, where some of the old LANOs were held. The place is AWESOME, better than Venado, but problem is that we got kicked off a lot because the community center is right next door. If there aren't many of us, or if the park's not crowded, it'd be ok. However if we're talking 12-14+ and on a Saturday afternoon, we probably wouldn't last an hour.
Honestly I don't know how much scouting I'll be able to do before the war. I'm 1st Assistant Director on a shoot the next two weekends (I'm taking the day off for the war), and it's hard to get down there on the weekdays. I'll try though.
#19213 Feb YANO (was Hey, Assholes)
Posted by Spoon on 17 February 2004 - 01:41 PM in Nerf Wars
And for you new guys we're totally serious on the eyewear rule, no eye protection and you will NOT be playing, we've had to turn kids away before and it sucks.
Or, even worse, we'll stick you with the dicky safety goggles and you'll be mercilessly mocked and ridiculed by your peers.
#15840 Feb YANO (was Hey, Assholes)
Posted by Spoon on 06 January 2004 - 01:28 AM in Nerf Wars
You're ass-tight pants will never rival my asshole shorts.
Ok so lets assume that we're doing this on either Sat Feb 28th or Sun Feb 29th. Which day is better people? I personally vote for Saturday since it's nice to have a day to recuperate. Anybody have unavoidable plans on Sunday?
#16547 Feb YANO (was Hey, Assholes)
Posted by Spoon on 17 January 2004 - 06:31 AM in Nerf Wars
#16037 Feb YANO (was Hey, Assholes)
Posted by Spoon on 09 January 2004 - 05:41 AM in Nerf Wars
Cxwq: Place looks nice but I do worry a lot about losing, like, ALL the darts in the brush and the lake and stuff. Still I'm sure there are better areas within the park to play. How crowded is this place? The one nice thing about Venado is that we were (usually) never bothered.
I mean yea I'm sure the guy there was like 87% bullshit, but that location was getting pretty stale anyway, ya know?
#209178 Armageddon X
Posted by Spoon on 03 February 2009 - 03:31 AM in Nerf Wars
The only "FRIENDS" you have are Ph34R and that bottle of Pantene ProV in your shower.
Pantene? What do you take me for, an amateur? Please. Everyone knows that Pantene ProV contains alchohol and will totally dry your hair out, making it frizzier and more prone to split ends. Do YOU want SPLIT ENDS VACCALLICA? DO YOU?!
Godammit man. I expect more from you.
These days, it's strictly organic shit that steph buys at Whole Foods, because in the trendy part of LA where we live if you shop anywhere except Whole Foods or Trader Joes they drag you out into the street and shoot you like a dog.
#240466 Armageddon X
Posted by Spoon on 06 July 2009 - 04:52 PM in Nerf Wars
You're gonna nerf for half an hour before they just sit down and start discussing gallbladders
Prostates, actually. Gotta get those yearly exams you know. It's ok little buddy, in a few years you'll catch up.
Falcon: /shrug. I am bringing some friends though (two, maybe three).
#240165 Armageddon X
Posted by Spoon on 04 July 2009 - 04:37 PM in Nerf Wars
He also deserves to be repeatedly shot in the beanbag with foam darts. So let's get on that.
#208868 Armageddon X
Posted by Spoon on 02 February 2009 - 03:25 AM in Nerf Wars
Wow, 10 years.......I'm fucking old
Right? I mean, Jesus.....
Seriously it'll turn out like that Armageddon where we sent spoon off with all the little kids...
Hey, maybe that explains why we see so little of spoon now.
Dude, don't ever do that to me again. My sacrifice as kindergarten teacher that day earned me the right to be a dick to all of you forever.
Anyway yeah I'll be there. I'll probably bring friends. Maybe the wife too.
#7684 New Jersey Apocalypse
Posted by Spoon on 05 August 2003 - 03:01 PM in Nerf Wars
Why? Star Wars kicks ass. Wish I could come this year. Seeing as how my current main gun would be MUCH more appropriate than the Powerclip for the wars out there, it would have been nice to be able to go and actually HIT people this time. Have fun.And Talio, Spoon was here last year, so the Star Wars references will only label you as a pussy among the nerf gods.
#4906 New Jersey Apocalypse
Posted by Spoon on 22 May 2003 - 07:44 PM in Nerf Wars
If I could go back this summer I would, 'cause with my brassed AT3K I'd kick all of your punk asses.
#74207 Fall '06 Blasters
Posted by Spoon on 24 February 2006 - 10:42 PM in General Nerf
If you need me, I'll be in the bathroom with a printout of those pictures.....
#74613 Armageddon '06 Planning Thread
Posted by Spoon on 28 February 2006 - 06:24 AM in Nerf Wars
If you make it down for Armageddon, I'll do more than spoon you.....If you AND Death made it down.....well.....can we say "menage 'a sausage"?The thing is this. If I were to come to armageddon, I don't just wanna see spoon, I want him to spoon me. Otherwise the t-shirt won't make any sense.
VACC
As far as dates go.....at this point I have NO CLUE where I will be living (presumably either still in OC or somewhere in LA) or what I will be doing come June. Given my previous patterns however, I'll most likely just be sitting on the couch in my underwear watching the military channel.
So at this point any date is fine with me. Oh and FUCK Venado. Falcon's location seems like the best choice to me so far.
#75777 Armageddon '06 Planning Thread
Posted by Spoon on 10 March 2006 - 07:40 PM in Nerf Wars
You DO know that I only say stuff like that to get a rise out of you, don't you?I'm not exactly trying to insult anybody...
But whatever...I guess I'd just prefer to go and meet peop[le with smiles all around the morning thereof rather than jhave everybody at each others throats before round 1.
But you know, I doubt if anything can stop that now anyway...
Whatever. I'm over it.
Besides....smack talk, like shooting birds and bludgeoning children, is one of the grand past-times of Nerf!
Groove: That was fucking sweet man. One of these days I want to get a actual poster like that of me made.....
#75464 Armageddon '06 Planning Thread
Posted by Spoon on 07 March 2006 - 06:14 AM in Nerf Wars
Why that REMINDS me.......I seem to remember..... >flips through backup CD's< Hmmm....yes here it is. Why it's an audio interview with you, me and Ozzy before Armageddon 2k1.That interview recording must never see the light of day damn-it, NEVER!
Hmm, yes let's listen to it shall we? Hmm yes here we go-
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>heaving breath<HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>cough<HAHAHAhahahahahahahahahaaaahhaaaaahaaaaahehhehhehhehheeeehoohooheee......
How much is it worth to you big man?
#75192 Armageddon '06 Planning Thread
Posted by Spoon on 04 March 2006 - 09:40 PM in Nerf Wars
It's ok Talio, little boys are allowed to cry.
Grown men however never cry. No, they just go outside and chop wood.
When I flew out to Jersey a few years ago I pretty much got my ass kicked (YOU try playing in a forest with a Powerclip against all long range guns!), so the way I look at it; I owe you East coast fuckers one!
#60827 Nerfers Nerfing Disease
Posted by Spoon on 01 August 2005 - 06:04 PM in Off Topic
For those of you with hyperthreaded or dual core processors, make sure you're running two copies of the console client (from different directories and with different machine ID's specified in the advanced options) so that you're using both cores/logical processors!
#60857 Nerfers Nerfing Disease
Posted by Spoon on 01 August 2005 - 09:13 PM in Off Topic
Yeah that's all you need to do. If you look in your services (in Administrative Tools) you'll see two Folding services, one from each directory, running. If you're running hyperthreaded mode and your Task Manager (Ctrl-Alt-Del) shows 100% CPU usage then you're good to go.Cx, ignore my PM, I figured it out.
All I did was c/p the console into a new folder (F@H2) and then ran it. I configured everything as default, but went into advanced options and waited until it came to "Machine ID" and then entered in a "2".
It's now downloaded a WU, and I'm running 2 consoles at once!
I'm damn excited now!
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