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#88638 Armageddon Recap Thread
Posted by Spoon on 31 August 2006 - 03:21 AM in Nerf Wars
I was sad that I had to leave before the last battle, that was really a great war. One of the best Armageddons yet IMO.
#85448 Armageddon Recap Thread
Posted by Spoon on 21 July 2006 - 02:01 AM in Nerf Wars
1. Try to shoot the enemy.
2. When you get your ass shot off, try to get your teammates to help you.
3. If they don't, call them homosexuals.
4. Repeat.
None of us out here (again, except for Falcon) Nerf anywhere near often enough to develop any kind of team-spirit or tactical sensibility. Also, we're all hippies. Again perhaps I had my "stupid asshole" glasses on that day, but I really never noticed anybody not counting hits either, except for the expected one or two disagreements. Then again, it wasn't like my slow ass was lasting till the end of every round....but still, it all seemed pretty par for the course.
I would also like to join Cxwq in commending Falcon on finding some fucking awesome war locations. Despite the hassle some people faced in getting there, that school was worth it, and in the end everyone made it anyway. If a couple mom's had to get bent out of shape in the process, then that's just the sacrifice one pays to have the privelege of Nerfing with me.
Now then, onto the real purpose of this post:
Awesome war everyone. This war reminded me what I had been missing the last 6-odd months and I deeply regretted the fact that I had to leave a bit early and miss the afterparty. Believe me, after mixing pheromones with you people all day, the one thing I truly wanted to do was to go watch all of you be stupid together.
It was great seeing everyone again, especially Groove (who, like it or not, is a regular now). It was also nice re-meeting OMC and Kuhlshrank who both seem like really cool guys and were a lot of fun to Nerf with.
Now then, to properly get things started for next year:
East Coaster's have sex with animals. ALL THE TIME.
#1280 How To Cut Brass
Posted by Spoon on 11 February 2003 - 02:28 AM in Modifications
#2441 April Yano Planning Thread
Posted by Spoon on 20 March 2003 - 12:01 PM in Nerf Wars
I'm going to have you eating out of my hand, insect!alright, the gauntlet has been thrown, and i accept. prepare your 30 stefans spoon. my team is whoever i bring, and the difference will be made up with other people at the war, probably including CXWQ and Steve (if he's feeling badass).
#2397 April Yano Planning Thread
Posted by Spoon on 19 March 2003 - 05:58 PM in Nerf Wars
I'll wager that my 6-person team this war would kick the ass of any other 6 person team you guys can come up with. I'll give 5 of my (über) micro Stefans to each member of any 6 person team that can kick our ass in a standard 5 hit war. Takers? >ring< Oh I'm sorry, school is now in session b10tches. Come get some!
#3308 April Yano Planning Thread
Posted by Spoon on 11 April 2003 - 03:32 PM in Nerf Wars
Do you get free PETG if your woman has already attended one war? >grin<
Dude my 6 man team is going to be packing SO much fucking heat, it's not even funny....I think we'll have 4 PETG AT3K's between us. You guys are gonna get pweened. CHAPMAN POWER!
Update: I have just officially decreed that my team shall now be called the "Spoon's Super-Best-Friends Squad". We'll say it with a sneer too.
#3227 April Yano Planning Thread
Posted by Spoon on 10 April 2003 - 01:08 AM in Nerf Wars
Mason: Seriously man, don't worry about it. We all want to have fun too. Cxwq makes a good point though, none of us "hate" anybody just because they're younger, and none of us make fun of other nerfers. However some of us DO trash talk quite a bit. I, for instance, am notorious for yelling "FUCK!" or "Son of a BITCH!" after getting shot. It doesn't mean I hate you, or that I'm mad at you at all, it just means I can't control what I'm saying during moments of extreme activity. Don't worry about it, it'll be awesome. People keep coming back for a reason, and it's NOT because of me, I assure you....
#2165 April Yano Planning Thread
Posted by Spoon on 12 March 2003 - 01:17 PM in Nerf Wars
BTW here is my count: Me, Jordan, Steph, Matt, my other friend Jason (couldn't make it last time), and probably Steph's friend Bran. So definately 5, possibly 6.
#3466 Nerf Movie
Posted by Spoon on 14 April 2003 - 10:12 PM in General Nerf
I wonder if a nerf drive by wouldn't come off as just stupid....
This is going completely in the other direction but what if the film revolved around Nerf becoming the nations next spectator sport craze. Improbable of course, but it would give a reason for everyone to be using nerf guns.
#3473 Nerf Movie
Posted by Spoon on 14 April 2003 - 11:10 PM in General Nerf
The camera angles and how to get them are the jobs of the director and the cinematographer, respectively. The writer simply writes what can be seen and heard onscreen, but stays away from directing the camera. Not that it really matters in a project like this, but just for clarification.....
#3606 Nerf Movie
Posted by Spoon on 18 April 2003 - 01:50 AM in General Nerf
No actually see there was this new law passed in his county. He DOES, in fact, have to be a jackass about it. If you're upset by this, I recommend that you contact you're local city councilman.hey, raway, you can hate nerfhq, but you don't have to be a jackass about it.
#3435 Nerf Movie
Posted by Spoon on 13 April 2003 - 10:55 PM in General Nerf
I love the idea of making a nerf movie, but if you're gonna do it with this kind of plot, you have to make it somewhat tongue-in-cheek otherwise it'll be just stupid to most people.
Oh, and if you're thinking of a 25-30 minute film, you'd better be thinking of at least a week of 12 hour shoot days. You'd better shorten it to 5-10 mins, trust me.
I'm sorry, but the film student in me is starting to kick in.....if you're seriously thinking of doing this email me and we can talk about it. I don't know what you're filmmaking experience is, but the concept of a nerf movie has always been cool to me.
#3441 Nerf Movie
Posted by Spoon on 14 April 2003 - 02:31 AM in General Nerf
#15702 New Users:
Posted by Spoon on 04 January 2004 - 02:58 PM in Site Feedback
That'd be cool, and by cool I mean totally sweet!
#622 Socal War In Feb
Posted by Spoon on 15 January 2003 - 01:33 AM in Nerf Wars
Glad to hear you're in (almost) for sure Box, it'll be cool to hang with you again.
Oh, and to ALL nerf war prospective attendees: Please for the love of GOD take your TIME and make some QUALITY micros. The average quality level of any micros not made by Cxwq or I at the wars is akin to just shooting handfulls of poop. Make some darts that will HIT something. Thank you.
#602 Socal War In Feb
Posted by Spoon on 14 January 2003 - 06:58 PM in Nerf Wars
Cxwq: Not sure about Hubbard, I havn't talked to him in months, but I'll call him. As long as he isn't working I think he'd come. Jenny will be a no-show however.....
EDIT: Also Cxwq be sure to add John from San Diego (he had the PVC backpack powered PC), along with a few of his clan mates, though I'm not sure how many exactly. I told him to email you or post on the boards. I'd say we'll get 20 people for sure. If you remember we actually got MORE people to show up than had RSVP'd for Armageddon last summer. God I don't ever want to run a war that big again.....Just too crazy. In my mind, 20 is the perfect number. I'll bring the flagging tape!
#596 Socal War In Feb
Posted by Spoon on 14 January 2003 - 05:39 PM in Nerf Wars
Oh Cx, also count on me bringing two of my friends from college, my girlfriend, and hopefully her friend from Thousand Oaks. Also maybe another guy who emailed me recently, I'll let you know.
Does anybody know how to contact the Desert Storm guys? I KNOW they'd be up for some nerfing.
EDIT: Damn it seems like we can't have a <20 person war if we TRY.....
#2305 Are You An Old Nerfer?
Posted by Spoon on 18 March 2003 - 01:25 AM in General Nerf
I wouldn't doubt it, I mean even [B]I[B] couldn't believe it when Vacc told me how many times a day he masturbates....I'm sure Goo's mom was impressed too.Bitch you've never beaten me at anything, and this is my specialty, though you mother would probably argue that my stamina holds that title.
VACC
#1019 Are You An Old Nerfer?
Posted by Spoon on 29 January 2003 - 09:27 PM in General Nerf
OMG hearing "Destructor Variant" again brings back so many memories.....I don't think ANYBODY's SS2 fired 70 feet back then, or even now for that matter.....Dude, those can almost all be attributed to NO or at least an NO era occurance, and that is not the sign of an old nerfer. I mean, that reaches back a whoping 4 years. Now if you had said "You've done the "destructer variant" and the ss2 STILL doesn't fire 70 ft." Well then I'd have to say you were one grizzled son of a bitch.
VACC
I remember when I'd root through every box (yes, box) of megas at TRU trying to find "Magnums" for my SS2. I recall when I first fired a Ultimator I thought the world was ending or something.
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