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#15143 Feb YANO (was Hey, Assholes)
Posted by Spoon on 27 December 2003 - 05:25 PM in Nerf Wars
Remember when Southern California was the Effeminateenter of the nerfing world? Remember when pre-teens would cry themselves to sleep because their evil parents wouldn't let them fly out to a LANO?
REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO, YOU KNOW, NERF OCCASIONALLY?
I can't remember either.
I want a nerf war.
Really really badly.
In January, or February.
I NEED to KILL.
I can plan it, but we need a new location. I've checked most of the schools in my area and none yet will work. Besides, I'm tired of schools, I want something different. That park you guys were talking about sounds cool, any other ideas?
Is there even any INTEREST in a nerf war? The October YANO had SIX FUCKING PEOPLE. So lets year it guys, whose with me? I want to hear from:
Cxwq
Ray
Steve
Jon
Toj
Adaquabat and Co. (bring on the CTF!)
Zack (come on pretty boy, I KNOW you drive now)
Other SM crew
Other SD crew
Desert Storm (wtf happened to you guys?)
Everyone else I've forgotten.
As of Jan. 4th Steph will be in England for 6 months so she's out, but me, Jordan, Hubbard et all are totally up for one. If it's in February then Matt and Jason could come (they're home for break now).
So yea, lets hear it people. I'm tired of our nerf reputation wilting away, I'm tired of our once glorious LANO/YANO tradition being limp dicked (whatever that is) by people from fucking NEW JERSEY! I mean MY GOD, people like VACC live there....
#15840 Feb YANO (was Hey, Assholes)
Posted by Spoon on 06 January 2004 - 01:28 AM in Nerf Wars
You're ass-tight pants will never rival my asshole shorts.
Ok so lets assume that we're doing this on either Sat Feb 28th or Sun Feb 29th. Which day is better people? I personally vote for Saturday since it's nice to have a day to recuperate. Anybody have unavoidable plans on Sunday?
#15220 Feb YANO (was Hey, Assholes)
Posted by Spoon on 29 December 2003 - 02:02 AM in Nerf Wars
Ok, so lets say we're definately doing this on either the weekends of Feb. 21-22, or 28-29. So let me know which of those weekends would be best (no response will mean no preference) and also let me know whether Saturdays or Sundays on those weekends are best for ya'll. I can probably do either.
#15283 Feb YANO (was Hey, Assholes)
Posted by Spoon on 30 December 2003 - 05:42 PM in Nerf Wars
Hmm, the lone dissenter. What about it guys, who would NOT be able to come if it were the 21 or 22nd? I'd like you to be able to come Ray seeing as how you missed the last one and all.i'd prefer the weekend of the 21/22, preferably the 22.
Edit: Jason I remember you saying you were out of town the 21/22 right?
At least the 28/29 is good for (almost) everybody.
Ray, you just need to quit all of your extracurricular activities and cease all functions from which you derive enjoyment and fulfillment. It's making my scheduling difficult, ok?
#11748 Holy Crap! Stefan's Back!
Posted by Spoon on 23 October 2003 - 12:23 PM in General Nerf
He tried, but lo and behold, would you have guessed that the legal age of consent in New Jersey is 18 freaking years old? Whats a hot-blooded guy like him to do? So he did this instead.Go get a real hobby.
I don't see whats so bad about someone's hobby being the emotional torment of others. To quote my friend Matt: Some people play tennis, Vacc erodes the human soul.
#11708 Holy Crap! Stefan's Back!
Posted by Spoon on 22 October 2003 - 06:27 PM in General Nerf
I hope you're proud.
Yea we're all alive and kicking, though some of us (like me) aren't posting as often because of Real Life . Nice to see you're not dead or anything. We're still holding nerf wars every other month or so out here, and even more often in New Jersey and elsewhere should you ever decide to get off your ass and pick up a gun.
I think this is the first time in years I've spoken to you where the point of the conversation was NOT for me to get pirated software from you.
#11800 Holy Crap! Stefan's Back!
Posted by Spoon on 23 October 2003 - 09:18 PM in General Nerf
Did you guys know that Vacc is my longest running friendship ever? Outside of my family there is nobody that I have talked to for as long continuously as him. Oh how I do love that boy. If you hadn't fallen out of contact so often Stefan you could have tied with Vacc.
Aww shit I'm getting all misty-no wait. Yea it passed.
#57835 Armageddon 2005
Posted by Spoon on 20 June 2005 - 07:25 PM in Nerf Wars
I have one, possibly two relatively stock LnL's that you can use. Need to be modded to shoot micro Stefans though.
#52006 Armageddon 2005
Posted by Spoon on 08 April 2005 - 08:22 PM in Nerf Wars
But seriously, do we still want to do it at Venado? We've gotten kicked out of the urban area the last 4 times in a row. The trees and CTF were ok, but it's kind of stale.
#279783 'geddon 'leven Date Set July 10, 2010
Posted by Spoon on 08 July 2010 - 09:15 PM in Nerf Wars
I had completely forgotten that it was summer, and that summer means Armageddon, and that I LIKE going to Armageddon.
I just looked it up and it's this Saturday and I can't come. This fucking sucks as I was looking forward to it.
Do you see what happens when you become an adult? DO YOU SEE HOW LIFE BECOMES PAIN?
#6018 Armageddon Planning Thread
Posted by Spoon on 25 June 2003 - 03:23 PM in Nerf Wars
YANO is this Saturday, June 28th.
We play at Venado Middle School in Irvine, Ca. To get there find your way to the 5 or 405 freeways. Exit Culver and head East if exiting from the 405, head West if exiting from the 5. When you get to Deerfield (really near the 5, about 6 miles from 405) turn South. The school is past the stop sign on the right hand side, it's actually two schools right next to each other. Park and head towards the tennis courts between the schools, you'll see us. War is from 10am-7pm, with an hour lunch break around 1pm or so. We usually drive to Subway (just down the street, corner of Culver and Walnut) where there is also a Pizza hut and several fast food places across the street. Subway won't make you barf though. So bring some lunch money. We have extra space to give rides to people if need be. There are water and restrooms available near the playing area, but bringing bottled water is still a good idea. Mark all your guns and darts, and wear sunblock.
This somewhat smaller Armageddon is going to kick ass, so show up and have fun! Otherwise when we post the pics and talk about how fun it was....well....you'll just feel really sad.
#3609 Armageddon Planning Thread
Posted by Spoon on 18 April 2003 - 02:31 AM in Nerf Wars
As for you Vacc.......Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? I get it, you're afraid right? Afraid that maybe THIS time I'll BEAT you?! IS THAT IT YOU PUSSY?!! Ha, you're pathetic.....You should take that lame-ass duct tape monstrosity you call a Crossbow and shoot it at your eye. Oh wait, it's probably not powerful enough....For hate's sake I spit at thee!
#5398 Armageddon Planning Thread
Posted by Spoon on 08 June 2003 - 03:41 PM in Nerf Wars
No matter how many darts you bring, and no matter what type, EXPECT to lose about half at the war, it's just the way things tend to work.
The simple answer to this dart question though? Bring as many as you can. More is always better.
I have to supply darts for myself, my brother, and for about half the war participants who either don't bring enough darts, or whose darts are unusably shitty. I usually bring 150-200 per war, and usually bring home about 80. For this war I'm going to try to bring about 300. However you only need to supply ammo for yourself and your friends. If you are going to make Stefans though, PLEASE take my advice and TAKE YOUR TIME and make GOOD darts. You'll thank yourself later, trust me. Hope to see you there!
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